FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ALUM WHO CREATED AND STARS IN HBO'S
"BARRY."
>> A AN AUDITION, YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> HAVE AN AUDITION.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT, ARE THEY READING EXTRAS NOW?
>> NO, IT'S SO WEIRD, SALLY SAID THE SAME THING.
>> WHAT'S THE POINT.
>> IT IS A GUY NAMED JT IN A MOVIE CALLED SWIM INSTRUCTORS.
>> IS IT IS JUST ONE.
>> HOLY MOLEY, JT IS ON EVERY PAGE.
>> IT'S A LOT OF LINES, BARRY.
>> YEAH, I THINK HE'S ONE OF THE LEADS.
>> YOU SAY OH WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF SWIM INSTRUCTORS.
THAT'S THE TITLE.
THEY CAN'T CUT THAT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BILL HADER.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
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>> WHAT A NICE AUDIENCE, OH MY GOD.
>> Stephen: THEY ARE A NICE AUDIENCEMENT WE DECIDED TO GET
YOU A NICE ONE.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I NEVER HAD YOU ON.
>> THIS IS MAY FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE I WANTED YOU TO HAVE A NICE AUDIENCE.
>> THANK, BUDDY SCWZ YOU SAY IT BEFORE, YOU SAID IT AGAIN.
>> I'M FROM OKLAHOMA, EVERYONE IS LIKE NO WAY!
>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU GOT OUT.
>> WE BROUGHT IN A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM OKLAHOMA FOR YOU.
>> YOU GUYS GOT OUT.
>> Stephen: BARRY GETS BREAT REVIEWS T IS LIKE 99% ON ROTTEN
TOMATOES.
BUT I TELL YOU, YOU WANT ANOTHER GOOD REVIEW.
>> WHAT.
>> Stephen: I THINK IT IS A PERFECT SHOW.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY.
>> OH, WOW.
>> Stephen: I GOT DRAGGED IN TO THE "BARRY" WORLD BY MY 17
YEAR OLD SON WHERE HE SAID YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE THIS SHOW.
AND I'VE ONLY SEE SEEN SON TWO, I HAVEN'T SEEN SEASON ONE.
>> THEN DOES IT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
>> Stephen: IT DOES, MY SON EXPLAINS IT FOR GOING ALONG.
AND IT IS, A, IT SEEMS REALLY TRUE TO ME.
BECAUSE I WENT TO ACTING CLASSES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: EVERYTHING IN THE-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LIFE
OF AN ASSASSIN IS LIKE.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: BUT I DO KNOW THE LIFE OF AN ACTING STEULD IS LIKE
AND EVERY WORD IS PERFECT DID YOU GO TO ACTING CLASSES.
>> I WENT TO SECOND CITY IN L.A., SECOND CITY IMPROV
TRAINING BUT I NEVER WENT TO REAL ACTING CLASSES.
SO WE HAD TO LIKE GO TO THE ACTING CLASS.
AND IT WAS WEIRD ME BEING THERE.
EYE'S WRITING THIS THING ABOUT BEING AN ACTOR SO I JUST WANT TO
OBSERVE.
AND THE ACTORS ARE LIKE YOU ARE ON TELEVISION, DUMBEE, YOU KNOW.
AND I'M LIKE YEAH, BUT I'M NOT TOO GOOD, YOU KNOW.
SO-- .
>> Stephen: IT JUST CAME NATURAL.
>> IT JUST CAME NATURAL, I DON'T KNOW.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T.
FORTUNATELY I GOT A LOT OF IT.
-- (LAUGHTER)
LIKE A REAL DIRT BAG.
>> Stephen: THE SITUATION OF LIKE THE ASSASSIN, VETERAN
ASSASSIN WITHOUT BECOMES, GOES INTO ACTING CLASSES, HOW DID
THAT GUESS TAIT, WHERE DID-- GESTATI IT IS AN ODD
COMBINATION, YOU DOBILITY AUTOMATICALLY GO I WILL WAMP
THAT, AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES BEFORE SEASON TWO WHERE YOU SAY
YOU HAVE TO WATCH.
THIS OR I'M AN IDIOT FOR NOT WATCHING IT.
HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT.
>> ALEX BIRD WITHOUT I DO THE SHOW WITH, HE AND I JUST WENT
AND SAT DOWN AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT IDEAS.
57BD I WAS LIKE WHAT IF HE DO A SHOW ABOUT LIKE A HITMAN, YOU
KNOW, AND HE WAS LIKE I DON'T LIKE, I HATE HITMEN, THAT IS THE
GUY WITH THE SKINNY TIE, HE'S LIKE THERE ARE MORE HITMEN IN
MOVIES AND TELEVISION THAN IN REAL LIFE T IS LIKE DOG CATCHER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S LIKE NOT A THING.
LIKE A DOG CATCHER WALKS UP.
NO, NO, NO.
BUT IT IT WAS NOT A REAL THING AND HE GOES I HATE THAT QULD.
I GO NO, BUT IT WOULD BE ME.
AND HE GOES OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
AND THEN VERY QUICKLY WE GOT ON THE IDEA THAT HE WOULD BE IN AN
ACTING CLASS, HAVE I NO IDEA HOW HE CAME UP WITH THAT BUT AND
THEN HE'S IN AN ACTING CLASS, LIKE GREAT, AND THAT WAS IT.
AND THEN WE WENT TO HBO AND THEY WENT HUH, OKAY.
AND WE PITCHED IT TO THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL SEE.
>> Stephen: THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW SHOWS ON HBO THAT ISN'T
ENDING THIS WEEK.
>> I KNOW, IT'S TRUE.
ISN'T THAT CRAZY.
I KNOW, THEY WERE LIKE I HOPE THIS IS OKAY.
WE JUST WANT TO YOU KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO BE AFTER "GAME OF
THRONES."
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT?
OH NO.
AND NO, WE GOT LIKE 2.5 MILLION VIEWERS WHEN THE EPISODE, WHEN
THE "GAME OF THRONES" WAS OUR LEAD-N AND I WOULD LIKE TO THINK
THAT 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE JUST DECIDED TO TUNE IN ON OUR THIRD
EPISODE IN SEASON TWO T HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS.
>> Stephen: SO EIGHT SEASONS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
DO YOU MISS THE LIVE SHOWS AT ALL.
>> NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T MISS THE ENERGY.
>> I GOT VERY NERVOUS.
HI BAD ANXIETY SO I HAD REAL BAD STRAIJ FRIGHT THAT NEVER WENT
AWAY.
AND LOREN MIKE EMS TRIED TO HELP ME AFTER SEASON FOUR, HE WENT
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WORK HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
AND THAT WAS HIS WAY OF LIKE CHILL THE [BLEEP] OUT.
>> Stephen: SO IT WASN'T ANXIETY ABOUT SUCCESS.
>> NO, NO, ANXIETY OF JUST THE RED LIGHT COMES ON AND I'M LIKE
WAIT, WHAT IS MY LINE.
YOU HAVE ONE SHOT AT LANDING A THING AND IT IS IN FRONT MUCH
THE WHOLE NATION AND ARE YOU JUST LIKE OH, OH GOSH, YOU KNOW.
SO THEN IT GOT INTO A THING WHERE I WOULD GET SO NERVOUS AND
I WOULD START BREAKING AND -- >> Stephen: DID IT MANIFEST
ITSELF PHYSICALLY, LIKE ACHES OR PAINS OR.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I WOULD GET VERY, START TO-- ONE TIME I WITH WANT
TO PUT MY HAND IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD.
I WANT TO PUT MY HAND IN FRONT OF THE FACE AND THAT IS WHERE
THE STUFF ON STUFF CAME FROM, BECAUSE I WAS SO NERVOUS, I WAS
LIKE, I REMEMBER PLAYING JULIAN A SANG AND HI A DRINK AND I KEPT
BRINGING IT UP LIKE THIS AND THE STAGE MANAGER WAS AT THE CAMERA
GOING-- I WAS LIKE-- AND I'M TALKING INTO A CUP AND THEN THE
NEXT CHRIS KELLY THE OTHER STAGE MANAGER IS LIKE-- .
>> Stephen: ARE YOU ALSO KNOWN FOR YOUR IMPRESSIONS, AL PACINO
VINCENT PRICE, CLINT EASTWOOD.
>> REAL CURRENT STUFF, WHAT THE KIDS ARE LISTENING TO, MONEYER
LLOYD, HERBERT MARSHAL, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU DO JAMES MASON.
>> DO I DO JAMES, I DID IT IN MY AUDITION.
>> Stephen: I ACTUALLY VEY JAMES MASESON.
VERY FEW PEOPLE HAVE A JAMES MASSON.
MINE IS.
>> Stephen: WE DO HAVE FUN, DON'T WE, AND I WILL BUY YOU A
NEW DRESS AN WE'LL HAVE A PARTY AND NO MORE BOYS.
>> THAT'S THE ONE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU.
>> YEAH, WHEN HE'S PAINTING HER TOE NAILS.
>> Stephen: NO NEW BOYS.
>> THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I DID HIM IN MY AUDITION T WAS HIM WITH AN EXPIRED GIFT
CERTIFICATE FOR A DOZEN DONUTS.
>> Stephen: DO YOU MIND.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A DOZEN DONUTS WITH THIS GIFT
CERTIFICATE.
AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE YOUR BIGGEST BOTTLE OF KSH-- .
I SEE.
HOW MUCH ARE THE DONUTS WITHOUT THE GIFT CERTIFICATE.
I SEE.
THAT WAS IT.
SO MANY LEVELS OF SADNESS, NO ACTING CLASSES.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE TELL MAYING NO ACTING CLASSES.
>> NO ACTING CLASSES,.
>> Stephen: WE WILL TAKE A LITTLE BREAK BUT DON'T GO AWAY,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE BILL HADER.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS UPCOMING PROJECTS.