[rock music]
♪♪
>> Michael: So, what's pearl diving?
I'm assuming you dive in, looking for [bleep] pearls.
>> Matt: The only one I know is muff diving.
I don't know too much about pearls.
>> Michael: Is that in the ocean, the river, or what?
>> We're in the ocean.
>> Michael: Yeah, yeah.
>> It's in the ocean and literally
the whole pearl diving thing is shut down right now.
They had to reopen it.
Find the guys that all do it and run it,
and put it together for us.
♪♪
>> Michael: This is good.
Get to see something.
Get out of the hotel.
>> Dana: Din Thomas had to stay back
because he tested positive for Covid 19.
He's in quarantine for 14 days, poor Din.
So, we're gonna bring Michael Bisping on this trip.
The funny thing about Bisping-- you got Bisping and Serra,
you'd have to flip a coin over who has the shorter fuse.
>> Hey!
Who is in charge?
[dramatic music]
Don't [bleep] film me.
♪♪
[adventurous music]
>> Matt: Oh, they did-- oh, [bleep].
Something out of Temple of Doom.
What the [bleep] we doing?
Huh?
♪♪
>> Hello. >> Hello.
How are you, sir?
>> Good; Nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> Welcome.
♪♪
>> Michael: This is perfect.
We're on an old-school boat.
[bleep] Indiana Jones style.
We're going pearl diving.
I mean, come on, this is awesome.
Hey, Matt.
Give me that head.
>> Hook me up, champ!
>> Let's go; Let's go.
Gotta take care of you, Matt.
>> Good morning, everybody.
It's so nice to see you.
That's great thing.
My name is Ali.
My family is a pearl diving family.
We live on pearls.
This one: $200,000 and it's, you know, yellow.
Yellow is not a good one.
The good one is pink.
If you find pink, you are rich.
>> How much for a pink that size?
>> Ali: Pink is about one million.
One million dollars.
>> I'm [bleep] getting pink.
Let's go! Let's go!
>> How many pink pearls did you find?
>> Thousands. >> Thousands?
What?
>> Because I'm diving now 40 years.
>> He's a zillionaire.
>> I give to poor people.
I don't like to have money
because money's worst thing I have.
When you too much money, you will have stone,
not a heart.
>> Matt: Yeah, we call him Dana the Heart of a Rock.
Dana, Heart of a Rock White, that's what we call him.
Big boulder in his chest.
>> Today, you will find pink pearls and you will be rich.
>> I hope so.
I got three kids and the taxes in New York are awful.
They're awful.
>> Ali: It's very traditional.
>> Oh, look at that.
>> Matches my shoes.
>> Michael: If I knew I was gonna get my shirt off on camera--
>> Don't worry, you're next to me.
You're next to me and I'm 5'6" of chunk right now.
Oh, this is--
First of all, this might be a new look for you, Dana.
This looks so cool.
Do me next. Okay.
[chuckles]
I think you planned this.
>> There's no way in hell.
There's now way in hell he's getting into that.
>> Michael: I'd love to see you squeeze into that.
Holy [bleep].
>> Are you serious?
Like a straight jacket.
[laughing]
>> Matt: Excuse me.
Sir.
Alright.
>> Ali: Okay, if you are ready now, we will sing.
We want you to sing with me, okay?
>> Oh, 100%!
100%!
What are we singing?
Do you know Post Malone?
[laughing]
>> Sing--
[singing in foreign language]
No, you just say--
[singing in foreign language]
>> Oh, we only say the first part. Okay.
[call and response singing in foreign language]
[splashing]
>> Matt: Oh, we anchored.
>> Michael: Here we go.
>> Oh, yeah, oh yay.
Nobody?
Okay, it only works when the captain does it.
They leave me hanging.
♪♪
>> 8 meters.
>> 8 meters? >> Michael: 8 meters?
Whoa, that's pretty deep.
Sea grass.
We're in business, boys.
Geronimo!
>> You can't see the bottom?
[splashing]
♪♪
>> [bleep] me, that's salty water.
Jeez Louise.
>> I hate [bleep] water.
And it seems like every other episode on this show,
we're in water.
Olly olly oxen free!
[splashing]
>> Don't open your eyes.
>> Probably surrounded by sharks right now.
Can't see 'em.
♪♪
>> Lawrence: It's very cloudy.
It's low visibility.
The water's warm, but comfortable.
♪♪
>> Ah!
[unintelligible]
>> I got something right here!
>> If that was a beer, his body would be out about this high.
>> If that was a beer-- yeah, exactly.
One in each hand.
>> He turns into a Navy Seal if those are beers.
>> [unintelligible] I don't care.
>> I got a floaty.
>> We're not leaving until we get a pearl.
♪♪
[grunting]
Yes!
♪♪
Hold on.
I can stand.
It's a miracle.
I can walk on water.
I'm Jesus Christ, the Resurrection.
[bleep] Masvidal.
I'm the Resurrection.
Oh!
[dramatic music]
>> Ooh, open up.
♪♪
Do I just rip it open?
See if there's a pearl inside.
Oh, yeah, that looks pleasant.
>> There is! >> There's a pearl!
[yelling]
>> He got one!
>> Look at that!
>> Matt: Don't drop it.
I do see it.
Is it pink?
>> Matt: It looks like a little [bleep] pebble.
>> It's white.
Does it smell like victory?
>> I'm the captain now.
>> Matt: [laughing]
Look at that [bleep].
You look like the Creature From the Black Lagoon.
Look at that [bleep] on your left foot!
I think Din Thomas' job is definitely in question.
It's-- it's-- he's not gonna like this.
♪♪
>> Let's go. >> It's kinda gross, no?
>> I don't give a [bleep].
A million dollars, baby.
Whoa!
[laughing]
>> Matt: Yes!
[rock music]
♪♪
>> How many people get to do this in their lifetime?
[breathing heavy]
>> That's what we came for.
I give it a little rub.
It opened up.
Tried to shut again.
Then I give it a little rub.
Sung a little song.
[rhythmic singing]
Opened it up, ripped it apart.
Boom!
>> Ah!
Chubby little pirate.
>> Michael: I'm not saying Matt and Dana are [bleep].
But I'm the only one that got a pearl.
Just saying.
♪♪
>> So, what are we-- what are we doing?
>> Dana: We're doing indoor skydiving.
And apparently, the biggest rock climbing wall in the world.
>> Michael: Perfect.
I need another [bleep] knee replacement.
I can hardly walk to save my life.
I'm going skydiving-- skydiving and rock climbing.
>> Dana: I'll buy you a new knee when this is over.
>> Michael: I'll [bleep] need it.
>> Matt: I'm gonna need a couple of them.
[adventurous music]
>> Dana: Holy [bleep], Mike.
>> Oh, [bleep], that's [bleep] high!
>> Dana: Oh, my God. >> Michael: Oh, my God.
>> Matt: But we got a harness.
>> Obviously.
I will [bleep] right about here.
There's no [bleep] way I'd climb that high.
♪♪
>> Matt: People do this for fun?
Huh?
Come on, man?
>> People do this for fun.
>> Put me back in that warm, salty ocean.
[laughing]
>> Oh, [bleep], let's do it.
♪♪
>> Where's the chalk.
>> Oh, mate.
>> Matt: Not bad, Mikey, not bad.
>> I'm gonna get all the way up this [bleep] thing.
>> Matt: And how you getting down, man?
>> [bleep], I'm jumping down.
>> Matt: I don't wanna scare you,
but you're getting pretty high.
>> Michael: Hey, hey, Matt!
I'm trying to focus here, okay.
>> Matt: What is it? >> Michael: Shut the hell up.
>> Matt: What're you saying? >> I'm trying to focus.
>> Matt: Don't make me come up there.
>> This is my first time rock climbing.
Seem to be doing okay.
But, I feel like the wall needs maintenance.
There's definitely-- look, look, look,
the natural progression of things would be here--
>> Dana: Hey, Mike!
$2,500 if you can make it to the top.
>> Michael: Make it 5 Gs and I'll do it.
>> Huh?
>> Michael: Make it 5. >> $2,500.
>> Michael: 5! >> $3,000!
$3,000 if you can make it to the top.
>> Michael: $5,000! >> $3,000!
>> Matt: Good friend, $3,000. I got 3 kids.
Can I do the same [bleep].
>> Michael: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Dana, Dana, Dana!
Can we clarify what you mean by the top?
The top of the black?
>> The top of the white.
>> No [bleep] way.
>> Dana: Yeah.
>> That's impossible.
>> I'm sure thousands of people have done it.
>> Michael: Look at the angle, it comes out like that!
I'm not Spiderman.
>> You're not getting 3 grand either.
[laughing]
>> Matt: What is it.
>> Oh, okay.
Ready.
♪♪
>> Look at Matt.
He's like a [bleep] Spiderman.
>> Hey, buddy. >> What's up, fella.
>> Hey, put us back in the [bleep] cage, huh.
This is [bleep].
If I didn't have 3 [bleep] kids,
I'd be off this [bleep] wall right now.
♪♪
>> Oh [bleep].
♪♪
>> Ah!
>> Dana: Hey, Matt, touch the metal.
♪♪
>> Daddy's bringing home the bacon, girls!
I'm too short, [bleep].
Alright, I'm coming down.
Guys, I'm coming down.
>> He's a [bleep] beast, that kid.
>> Dana, you know how to motivate.
>> Yeah.
Yeah, you've never gone rock climbing or anything.
No.
>> First time.
>> Dana: You're full of [bleep]. >> Rock climbing?
>> Dana: You've never done this before, rock climbing?
>> Matt: I did it as much times as I did the trapeze.
>> Dana: [bleep] killed it as ushe.
[grunting]
>> Matt: Thank you. >> Dana: Touch it!
Touch it! Yeah!
Bisping!
Hey, hey!
I offered Matt $5,000 if he can beat you.
I'll give you 5 grand too.
>> Come on, we're good. What a guy!
>> I'm giving you 3 for flipping me off.
[laughing]
>> That was a great workout.
♪♪
>> Hello, guys. Welcome to Clymb.
>> Thank you, hi.
I'm Dana.
>> I don't think I'm allowed to do that?
>> No?
Oh, nice to meet you.
>> Hey.
>> This is the wind tunnel.
>> Wow.
>> And this is the biggest one of these in the world?
>> Biggest in the world.
>> It's out of a James Bond movie or something.
>> You guys gotta let me know.
>> Come on, man. >> Come on.
>> You need to do this.
>> Mark: We're gonna talk about body position, and just
the basic ways to control yourself inside there, okay.
So, nice high chin.
Hands in front of your face?
>> Magic fingers? >> Magic fingers.
Jazz hands. >> Michael: Jazz hands.
>> Could you come and show me that body position?
>> Go on, Matt.
>> Alright.
Okay. Oh, wow.
I forgot I have no meat.
>> He looks like a sea lion.
[laughing]
>> Dana: I feel like we're at SeaWorld.
>> Hands out there, right?
>> Alright, so--
>> I always wanted to be a super hero.
>> Mark: Just open your feet up a little bit.
A bit more. A bit more.
Bit more. Okay.
So, you're like this.
>> What the [bleep]. Do your legs not open?
What's the hell's going on?
>> You've been in this position before, Matt.
Don't lie.
>> Start straight legs.
>> Dana: Your feet are bent.
>> Oh, oh, straight!
>> Too fast! You're gonna--
>> Oh, [bleep].
What if I do it fast like that?
>> You go straight forward.
>> Into the wall.
Like a [bleep] torpedo.
[laughing]
>> I think it's incredible.
I've always wanted to do it.
But then when you're here,
and it's the biggest one in the world.
In fact, it's twice as big
as the previous biggest in the world.
So, we're not messing about.
Let's go, buddy. >> Okay, I'm in.
You don't gotta try and put me in an arm lock.
I'm in.
I'm with you.
Where am I going?
Okay.
♪♪
>> That's to yourself.
>> Oh, is this size short and stocky?
[laughing]
>> Oh, oh!
Wait, hold on.
Is this a-- sir.
>> Dana: It's supposed to be a little baggy.
>> Not for nothing.
Who's this for? Mark?
You gave me Mark's suit.
♪♪
>> There you go.
Beautiful.
You look beautiful.
♪♪
>> [vocalizes Mission Impossible theme]
Come on, man.
We're in an action movie.
Move over, Tom Cruise.
♪♪
>> So, guys, remember.
Biggest thing you can do.
Hold nice and still and relax as much as you can.
[adventurous music]
♪♪
>> That's not enough wind!
♪♪
More wind!
We need more wind!
♪♪
>> Whoo! Whoo!
[dramatic music]
♪♪
[slapstick music]
♪♪
[unintelligible]
♪♪
>> Matt: Holy [bleep], man.
♪♪
>> [bleep] this [bleep]. I ain't doing it.
[laughing]
♪♪
He's like, "Get me the [bleep] outta here."
>> Michael: What the [bleep]!
[laughing]
>> [unintelligible]
[laughing]
Hey! I underestimated you.
[dramatic music]
>> Whoa!
♪♪
Woo!
>> Dana: That was [bleep] awesome.
Holy [bleep]!
>> Michael: In my mind, when I was in there,
I was like, "Abort mission!
Turn this [bleep] thing off.
I'm going to die."
>> Matt: You know, what I do-- I said,
"Get the [bleep]--" I was thinking,
"Be cool. It'll end soon."
>> [Bleep], don't send me up there!
Because I started kicking up at one point.
>> Wait until you see your face, Mike.
You looked like you were in [bleep] total fear, man.
>> You turned him in.
You're like, "I'm out. I'm out." I go, "Come on."
>> Bisping was like-- I'm like, "[bleep] it, I'm out.
That's the end of that."
There's no other thing on earth going on like this.
♪♪
It all came together.
Nobody does it like Abu Dhabi.
♪♪