Hello internet - and welcome back to Life’s Biggest Questions - the most inquisitive channel
on YouTube - the place where we’ve scanned our power level, and its very much over nine
thousand.
What’s going on guys - as per usual, I’ll be your host Jack Finch - as we put on our
wrist and ankle weights - step into the hyperbolic time chamber, spread out a single fight-scene
over sixteen episodes - and subserviently ask the question, What If Saiyans Were Real?
Roll the clip.
Now, I’m not going to lie to you dear viewers and pretend differently, but I’d be an absolutely
terrible Saiyan.
For one, I highly doubt that I could pull off the haircut - and two, my name sadly makes
a sub-par vegetable pun.
But forget about me - my future as a Saiyan is long gone, I’m a lost cause.
But what if we lived in a world where Saiyans were very much real?
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Now - I’ve personally seen this video requested pretty often in the comments section, so hopefully
there’s already some Saiyan’s out there that know whats up.
Saiyan is a term synonymous to the world of Dragon Ball - created by manga artist Akira
Toriyama - who first achieved mainstream recognition for his highly successful manga Dr. Slump.
Since then - he’s gone on to create a world that spans more sequential sagas than we’re
able to count.
We tried, there’s just too many.
Littered on top of that is a cast of characters that piles up higher than Vegeta’s widow’s
peaks - that span numerous amorphous races, bulbous pink demons, wild hair - bald heads
- and more frenzied giant apes than we’d care to shake a stick at.
One of these in particular is a race of beings that have captured the hearts of anime and
manga lovers the world over.
The Saiyans.
The Saiya-Jin - literally meaning the People of the Saiya.
In kanji - their name is a pun on yajin - meaning wildman, and an anagram of yasai - which means
vegetable.
See, I told you it wouldn’t work.
In the Dragonball universe, Saiyan’s are nigh-identical to Earthlings - save for one
very clear difference, Saiyan’s have monkey-like tails.
Oh, also - they’re natural born savage warriors who’d like nothing more than to fight the
universe for the rest of eternity.
Pretty similar to us, then, I guess.
So - let’s imagine a world where Saiyans are real - and the complete and utter chaos
that would ensue.
Seriously, the universe would be a mess - but we’ll get to that.
The Saiyan homeworld is Planet Sadala - which only exists in Universe 6, not Universe 7
- but don’t worry about that.
A planet which has a natural gravity ten times stronger than that of Earth - giving Saiyans
a massive advantage of innately natural strength over other races - I.E humans, and our weak
arses that wouldn’t stand much of a beating against these kamehame-maniacs in a bare knuckle
boxing bout.
I say this in all seriousness, with a completely straight face - if Saiyans were real, our
planet would be invaded by a militant race of martial-artist-aliens.
That’s the straightforward answer.
We’d likely either be completely wiped out or crammed into some subservient role.
But what about Earth’s resistance?
What about the Z-Fighters?
What about Saiyan-Earthling hybrids - would we have our own Gohan?
Unless we weren’t swiftly wiped out like the Tuffles of Planet Plant in a single night
of Great Ape carnage, then it’s pretty safe to say that we’d be in for a less than harmonious
relationship with the Saiyans.
Although, it’d be a relationship nonetheless.
And no - we’re not talking about the Dragon Ball canon of Earth here - a planet which
is ruled over by an anthropomorphic dog named King Furry, no - not that one.
We’re talking - Saiyan’s dropping from the sky in pods, powering up a few well placed
Galick Gun’s - and the whole Donny T - Vladdy P debacle being over in a matter of seconds.
Because it doesn’t really matter about advanced technology and military might when we’re
versus a different type of alien weaponry entirely - ki.
Latent energy, fighting power - life force.
Whichever way you spin it, we can’t contemplate Saiyan’s being real without first agreeing
that ki would be real.
Although, admittedly you could argue that chakra - or chi energy, found in traditional
Chinese culture, is very much a real phenomenon, a vital life force forming part of any living
entity - for the sake of this argument though, we’ll say that they’re two very different
things.
Ki is an immense form of power, that when properly harnessed - can result in planet
destroying energy.
In short - through the power of ki - not even Earth’s most advanced military technology
would stand a chance against a single Saiyan.
There’s an example of this in the Saiyan saga, where Nappa - a fully grown Saiyan warrior,
takes on an entire army just to keep himself occupied.
Out of sheer boredom he destroys battleships, aircraft carriers - hordes of military forces,
shrugged off like a bug on a shirt sleeve.
It’s sad, really - but we’d pretty much be boned.
Although, you could say that we’ve got one fighting chance, one feint - glimmering spark
in all of this Saiyan induced darkness.
If - and only if - a small, dark haired boy with a monkey tail - crash landed on Earth
- and was nursed back to health by a kindhearted old-man who loved him like his own grandson
- who then went on to forsake his own internal violent nature, and become a kind and mild
mannered young boy - dedicated to learning the art of combat for the rest of his life,
and would defend Earth with his dying breath at the threat of a Saiyan invasion.
Only then would we stand a chance.
That boy’s name?
Is Logan Paul.
Okay, I’m done.
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this soiree into the simulated saga of the Saiyans.
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