falls you are great
how we're great together
in the vlogs
Like, can we make it permanent?
You gotta show me. Show US show us that it needs to happen.
*Intro and date*
Ah yo, what's poppin Logan- *Chokes on air?*
Oh, Hi, good morning Kong, what's POPPIN!
that's my doggy, that's my doggy (Yes it is your doggy)
I thing Kong is diggin' these new "Kong da savage" merch t-shirts we just dropped (Always Plug)
AH OH! GOD HE IS ATTACKING ME!
Goodbye Evan I'm going to set
be a Maverick. :)
(Aww look bromance)
Kayla you look cute as *squeak* today!
WHAT THIS IS AMAZING!
What? Why did ya... why da change?
I like it ;)
Cause, Mickey just needed a change.
MICKEY'S COMING BACK BABY!
Using (remix of) Toni Basil's "Hey Mickey", hopefully legally.
Mickey's almost back.
Get out!
Get out of my sho --
IMMA EXPOSE YOU! IMMA EXPOSE YOU!
EXPOSIINGGG!
FUNNY
EXPOSE YOURSELF!
EXPOSE UR SELF!!
Ladies and gentlemen I can tell you with 100% ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY
MICKEY IS BACK BABY (MICKEY x2)
We're shooting at a school today.
I'm probably gonna be scaring ALL the children. xD
So, this is the school (obviously).\
but this is what I respect the most. My man is just Gettin' it.
My mans I think he is on the phone too my mans is getting it.
Here I am think I'm a savage -- this guy is working and doing sit ups!
I respect you, bro!
There are so many people on this movie set.
We got like extras over there! We got the whole crew right over here and yet I'm the only one that looks like a choch. YEAH!
Using Toni Basil's "Hey Mickey", hopefully legally.
Good ol' choch cam!
@AlejaJaleclasa tweeted this at me
and I feel like I like it.
Sir, they would like for you to sit in please.
Oh, for the movie?
Yes, plea -- AH, I GOTTA LEAVE THE LOGAN
ON A CLIFF HANGER SORRY GUYS!
(twelve seconds later)...
HEY GUYS, Mickey's back again! :D
Use of Toni Basil's Hey Mickey, hopefully legally.
Ok here we go! :D
@AlejaJaleclasa tweeted this at me:
@LoganPaul I feel like this word fits you perfectly (listen)
rastrophiliopustrocity..?
RASTROPHUHLIDHBDIDJSJBEJRASTROPHUNSBSVSBFDFDD
USUCOOCITYYTYYDPFDDCITY i sound halarious
(coughs) rastrophiliopustrocity.
noun: a spontaneous combustion of creative spark that is followed by action in order to manifest and bring into EXISTENCE!
(mind explodes)
I f *squeaky toy * ing love this word!!
I feel like everything I do is rastrophiliopustrocity
All of a sudden I get these creative sparks
kuGUDYhguaekycghboiyK spark it's a fire
and then I do em bro, that's the vlog life, that is that rastrophiliopustrocity
The more you know! Anyway,s yo' look at this!
We got food but more importantly is.. IS DAH MOI BOIII
Jeff.
How was your weekend? Your weekend was lit.
Weekend was lit guys. You guys know the brothers bonded.
We came back for the first time in a while. Bro,
I just want to address for a second a lot of people were saying it was.. P.P..P...P...P...Pubic hair?
Publicity stunt. You know for a fact. 100% NOT!
Like it was -- convenient opportun --
chain of events
that happened to lead to what happened.
It was fun. It was fun but now we gotta grind... fact
Lady asked me before
if the person up there was okay and I said no he's not.
I heard someone talking to themselves.
That's me. Oh, I'm a Vlogger.
I was talking about rastrophiliopustrocity, bro!
Rastrophiliopustrocity!
Rastrophiliopustro --
Logan, what is rastro..philio..pustrocity. I wanna know. I wanna know. TO BAD!
How many raisins do you think were in this little raisin pack?
We're really bored guys. Fuck it in between takes right now. I'll bet you one hundred dollars is thirty raisins.
I think there's more than that. Nope! oh I go under thirty. I say definitely over thirty. Hundred bucks on the line let's go.
Opening the box. Whats in the box?!
What is rastrophiliopustrocity!? Two, three, four, five, seven you could win *feminine giggle*. Twenty-two, twenty-three -- This is actually getting close!
twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven?!
*victory music*
Here is sixty. Alright, I appreciate that. Could've done it for forty.
Thanks Karly. I also appreciate you! Here's $60 Oooh! She doesn't give a *squeaky toy* about my money.
Oh! We just bro -- fu -- *squeak* Woo! Okay, we just broke for lunch.
look who came to visit me on set. OH MY GOD, we got the gangsters! How did
you get in bro is it not closed off? Nope, it's open. *nervous laughter* Okay, I like that...
Damn, bro y'all look good in this Merch.
Representing all the time Logan. Yeah! (Literal "ha ha")
Let's go! Link in description! Bio, let's go.
Loud SMACK sound
He then lost his camera.
This is what was recorded.
He is sorry.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yo, what's up? It's logan!
Hey Logan, it's me, Logan...
do do do do, do do do do --
This is called a vlog...
vlog takeover!
What the *squeak* -- vlog camera
You used three and a half minutes of this bullshit! You NEED it! Lolang, I am so sorry.
Great vlog
Noooo! Lolang, I am so sorry.
You guys are destroying my brand. We're helping you.
No, you're not. What did you say? Did you talk about your
leaky
Butthole?
You know what happened?
I saw my camera -- Well first off -- you got to do it with the sound off alright?
Let me tell you about vlogging touch my hair are. DONT TOUCH MY
DON'T
*Gasp*
touch my *squeak* hair.
What ya gunna do Chloe?
Quake me? HA ha ha! Quake me Chloe!
Insert of content to add to the humor effect
Hey guys it's me Logan. Ha ha
We actually realized -- it's not. It's Chloe -- we actually realized actually realized
how hard it was to vlog.
Were they boring guys?
Yeah I --
I probably got cut half this s*** anyways
*BONG noise*
Geoffrey it's me Logan I was with you earlier
I know you.
Okay.
As you know I'm having trouble with my apartment complex at --
Of course!
feel like I'm gonna get kicked out.
Can we look into other apartment places warehouses. House maybe?
What do you think I've been doing for the past week?
You've been preparing.
Of course.
That's my boy!
We have a couple that
we're looking at -- OH --
EWWA --
Okay, so new place to live is now in works.
So that's a good thing!
Now just uh... we're just waiting around for the next scene.
* some noise. oh ho oh ho hooooo*
Oh my god! What have you done to my car?
Yo, they deck this thing out with cameras
So guys this is how they do moving car scenes in movies.
So we got one camera here. Two cameras here. Director here.
Actor here. Hi Jessica how are you? Looking beautiful.
Oh my god Logan --
Yeah don't even worry about it.
But the best part about all this...
your boy matches, Bro! YEAH!
f****** straight yellow eye yellow! Oh my god I'm such a jock.
Using Toni Basil's "Hey Mickey", hopefully legally.
I'm in the car right now we're about to shoot the scene but look across the
street yeah we got more little gangsters! There's my girl via Maverick repping the
little gang t-shirt yeah!
Are you in the low gang?
Duh.
Obviously...obviously.
Hey can I show you
something Chloe wait Lois looking something so nice to all my fans
hashtag Logan so nice all my fans we're standing on the corner and you just
think those are little gangsters are you guys little gangsters oh you guys have
anything to say to Chloe quake me Chloe :D
you know what I'm actually really excited that Logan has jeans on her no I
hate it I think he actually looks nice and jeans and I think you should wear
them more like would you smash time nicer like that no I'm gonna go *squeaky toy* myself
god you guys I rap and I come home and I round the corner
Logang for life there's a lot of logang love today
I like that
wasn't it d**** bro we're missing I'm not spitting food with a good topic no why'd
you come down I was leaving forever yet and I thought there was a random
shooting from so much spinning you guys woke you up in the screaming?
Swear to god
look what you did you are sure that dummy is what I'm gonna kicked up you
oh my gosh I'm home I made it up that was crazy you guys anyway song I'm not
here playing with him and then I think there's a mass shooting going on that's
what George said I really thought I was a mass shooting like oh okay look guys
we're hungry are you hungry Evan yes kong you hungry okay great
Brendan great we don't know how to cook Brendan do you know how to cook
Kong any idea great talk to you later Kevin a recipe
for a really good bowl of cereal okay whoops and I didn't vlog much today so I
figured why don't we take three days and have them cook a meal let's go I'm are
you around I already follow we found the girls
again so we're just you know I love them okay what up hi hi I'm talking your
friend I'm talking on the phone who is it Evelyn hi I'm Lynne I love you who
this yeah dad was look he just took the phone and started talking to their friends
I gave her the maverick hat what are we cooking
I don't know let's just go grab your classic roast chicken grab the chicken
okay I've got it
I so first gotta cut the fat off the chicken kong shut the f*sqeeky toy* up we're cooking
make you famous on Instagram this is how you treat and gotta treat me with her
special hello Ayla nice of you to join us
take this we're cooking hey the were the big knife I think this is becoming my
life motto when in doubt ask her even here my job what did you say
did you have anything bigger in here now should never get to experience with me
yes the waffles I've cooked waffle before I can do this bro chicken
and waffles
(Logan and ailyea childishly mock each other)
seriously what because I make a little joke eating also any short thing I've
Arguing
Oh My God What Are You Doing???
What is this?!
I put it somewhere where Maverick could reach
You know what? You cook your apples...
i suck at relationships bro
don't need your help just so you know my boy are you doing
fine with waffle again no we dont have anything
that's what it is at he's gonna chicken no I just feel like I've slowly become
the victim here sorry for the things that says can you please help me Oh
ailey are the greatest in the world any look you're the greatest in the world
and honestly I don't know what I would do without and honestly I don't know
what I would do is is really easy and I really need to tell me a letter that's
true ah I said you're great it was a dog on me
for not having seasoning or batter I don't know what I'm doing but I didn't
have B if we crush these up and take those eggs and mix them together is
there a possibility you don't mix it na o one part that you put like the batter
I don't even know how it's done do these need to be crushed
yeah done what are you doing you're making a mess good trips muscle can you
answer me something who does it we've empty egg in a whatever this is
carton must have been Jake Paul Jake that make sense okay just got done
whipping up some eggs and I guess making some sort of ready yeah what are you
doing you look you need help your hands say the whole bull but I haven't seen
you in forever passengers a typical Paris Paris oh oh
that would be untalked about school yeah it's got done of a second year oooh my
boy said you could would you ever drop out of school I thought about it
absolutely yeah I dropped out can turn your first year right you made it
farther than me do I support education but I just feel like you belong out here
both that's what everyone's been saying I've known even for four years at the
start line was I convinced him to be my new roommate would you ever consider it
would you ever get to be my roommate probably hasn't finished college first
stuff no Evan no oh yeah Evan I want you to be my roommate very great no okay wow
it's a Logan gets this video I'll quarter million like so you drop out of
college and be my roommate hell no video got 250,000 likes is like yes right it
did look extra half a million likes on this video you drop out of college and
become our roommate bro just do it bro don't even think did that
maverick spear bro I said get that okay are you joking
are you know half a million half million up Evan yeah you always talk about how
we're great together at the wall like can we make it permanent
you guys show me show us show us that it needs to happen alright let's finish
cooking this meal healthy laugh what are you doing tell me too soon gonna make
everything stick you didn't eggs and eggs first so much oh dude oh my gosh we
are going in right now oh my gosh hey let's put it in the bag we're gonna be
roommates we make chicken walking every by every day
yayi oh my gosh you guys it actually looks good
anything anything oh it does pretty good oh I'm hanging out okay I'm not gonna
stick her out for dinner Ayla no they said no change
all right guys big news waffles are going down chickens coming up there bro can we
just take a second why I think we did it waffles waffles the moment we've all
been waiting for oh well I did a little too much but it
looks so good you wait you put the syrup on the
chicken yeah chicken and waffles bro syrup it was that crazy I've never
actually had chicken and waffles shut the F*squeaky toy*ck up swear to G*D
why why were you so hyped about this whole thing like you never had chicken and pancakes i mean i never had it before so like
YOU'VE NEVER HAD CHICKEN AND WAFFLES Enough talk MORE EAT
brandon and pop that camera up in sit your a** down
oh yeah guys this is the closest thing I'm getting to a family meal ever
I really I really enjoyed it this is good way to grow their first-ever
chicken and waffle dude yo that's my boy bro
this is a good time to say guys even if you don't believe in yourself you make
those chicken and waffles I guess that's it for the vlog on that note guys I've
been feeling more like mavericky recently and like always I encourage you
guys to do the same to be different be unique be passionate
what I'm saying is...
be a Maverick.
AND ON THAT NOTE
THAT IS
THE VLOG!
I'm going to continue eating my chicken and waffles and I will see
y'all tomorrow, take it easy. I have a new roommate five hundred thousand likes, you wanna do it? Do the hair thing,
aight...PEACE!.... ow
(Outro)
I didn't think you were gonna go to me
I was going to go to the camera(laughter) Close Captioning was brought to you by, Kenneth Tupea thank you!
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