- It's Sunday afternoon, I've been at home all day
and I've done nothing so I'm going out for a drive
and thought you might want to come with?
(rock music)
- [Matt] Give it some beans!
(rock music)
- [Matt] It's the seaside.
Yay!
Right, so I've made it to Southend.
There's a massive pier over there
and my plan is to try and get to the end of it
and see what's there.
Dunno what else I'm doing, I did ask Twitter.
(electronic music)
- I got turned away, the pier's closed.
Now what?
(electronic music)
- [Matt] It's closed, I'm not allowed in.
(train rumbling)
(horn beeping)
- I'm gonna go for a walk along the beach.
(electronic music)
(gulls screeching)
- [Matt] Ooh, I love a well-lit water feature.
To be honest it doesn't look particularly happy in there.
(electronic music)
- [Machine] Thank you, thank you.
- [Matt] Unicorn.
No.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Second time lucky.
Hopeless, absolutely hopeless.
Final chance.
No, I've missed, haven't I?
Do these ever win?
No, just no.
(electronic music)
- I've had a walk along the beach,
I've had a go in the arcade,
I tried to win a big fluffy unicorn thing, and I failed.
And now it's going - yeah, it's just started
to piss it down, so game plan is,
fish and chips, if I can find any, and drive home.
(rock music)
- [Matt] Is that a threat?
That looks very much like a threat.
(rock music)
- Right, well that's me done for the day.
I've had my chippy.
Had a walk along the beach.
Had a quick go in the arcades.
I'm going back to London.
I'd advise not coming here
after everything's shut on a Sunday.
But considering I left home at about three,
I've had an all right afternoon out.
(rock music)