I got the latest news on the coronavirus
yeah you should all right yeah no yeah
and you and you thought this was a
comedy show yeah no yeah this is the
latest vice president Mike Pence has
been put in charge of stopping the
spread of the corona virus in the United
States yes yes yes in other words it's
been nice knowing you
we're done for all of us are done for I
love people clapping along with that we
have ours ladies and gentlemen ours now
it's true president Trump has put Mike
Pence in charge of combating the corona
virus that is the big story which is why
today pence announced the corona virus
can be cured by heterosexual marriage so
[Laughter]
just keep joylessly procreating in Los
Angeles true story a man was caught
stealing a hearse with a dead body
inside yes now sometimes the urge to
drive in the carpool lane is
you