( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
MY NEXT GUEST IS A SWEDISH INVENTOR AND YOUTUBE STAR BEST
KNOWN FOR MAKING ROBOTS THAT ARE REALLY GOOD AT NOT DOING WHAT
THEY'RE MEANT TO.
PLEASE WELCOME SIMONE YETCH!
SIMONE, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
HERE.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
>> Stephen: WHEN DID YOU START BUILDING ROBERTS?
>> I STARTED DOING HARDWARE HACKING TWO YEARS AGO AND I HAD
IDEAS I WANTED TO PROTOTYPE AND WAS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY
TO DO IT FOR ME UNTIL I WAS LIKE, HEY, I CAN TEACH MYSELF TO
DO IT INSTEAD.
>> Stephen: SO YOU TAUGHT YOURSELF.
>> GOOGLING.
>> Stephen: I HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN.
GOOGLE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD SOURCE.
>> GOOGLE IT.
GOOGLE HOW TO GOOGLE YOU.
>> Stephen: HAVE A SPECIFIC TITLE.
YOU'RE NOT JUST A ROBOT MAIRK.
YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF SOMETHING.
YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE I CAN'T SAY IT.
>> THE QUEEN OF ( BLEEP ) ROBOTS.
I ASKED, AND WE CAN SAY CRAPPY.
>> Stephen: WE CAN SAY CRAPPY ROBOTS.
>> OR SHODDY.
>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU SAY THE WHOLE SENTENCE IN SWEDISH?
>> ( BLEEP ).
I WOULD GUESS.
BUT IT DOESN'T TRANSLATE THAT WELL.
>> Stephen: IT SOUNDS SO MUCH CLASSIER IN SWEDISH.
I'M DYING TO KNOW IF CBS WILL BLEEP ANY OF THE WORDS YOU JUST
SAID?
>> I THINK THEY'LL BLEEP ALL OF THEM TO BE SURE.
>> Stephen: A LOT OF THE ROBOTS YOU MAKE ARE DANGEROUS.
WE'LL GET TO ONE IN A SECOND.
WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF YOU.
YOU MADE A ROBOT THAT WILL CUT YOUR HAIR, A DRONE.
>> PUT A PAIR OF SCISSORS ON'S DRONE.
>> Stephen: CAN WE SHOW THAT, JIM?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> IT'S A GREAT LOOK.
YEAH, IT'S A GREAT LOOK.
>> Stephen: TRULY A CRAPPY ROBOT.
WHAT DO WE HAVE FIRST HERE?
>> A THE LOT OF THE PRODUCTS I DO THEY SPUR FROM SOME SORT OF
EVERYDAY PROBLEM I HAVE.
SO I CHOP A LOT OF VEGETABLES, AND IT'S KIND OF A BORING THING
TO DO.
NOBODY REALLY LIKES IT.
SO I THOUGHT I CAN MAKE A MACHINE DO IT FOR ME.
SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT CARROTS IN HERE.
>> Stephen: THOSE ARE SHARP, ACTUAL KNIVES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: I WILL BACK AWAY.
>> I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS?
>> Stephen: I HAVE PRECOUNTED MY FINGERS.
>> SO WE JUST SWITCH IT ON.
( LAUGHTER ) AND HERE WE GO.
YEAH.
SO THIS IS PERFECT FOR A NUTRITIOUS MEAL.
WE CAN-- WE CAN DO SOME OTHER VEGETABLES AS WELL.
WE CAN DO A LITTLE BIT OF A CUCUMBER.
I CAN JUST-- JUST -- >> NO THANKS, I'M GOOD.
>> ARE YOU SURE.
>> Stephen: THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
>> AND WE SOME MINI CARROTS IF YOU WANT THAT AS WELL.
>> Stephen: THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW THE BABY CARROTS ARE MADE.
THIS IS A THING OF NIGHTMARE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MONEY IN A
QUENTIN TARANTINO WEAR ON THEIR CHEST.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> THE BATTLE OF THE VEGETABLES COMING UP.
YOU EAT YOUR FOOD AND NOW YOU NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND
IT'S ALSO KIND OF A BORING THING TO DO.
>> Stephen: AM I PUTTING THIS ON?
>> DO YOU WANT TO?
>> NOPE, NOT PARTICULARLY.
>> DO YOU WANT HIM TO?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ANY KNIVES-- WHOA!
ANY KNIVES ATTACHED TO IT, DOES IT?
>> NO, JUST THE TOOTHBRUSH.
I'M NOT SURE IT HASN'T CLEANED, THOUGH.
BUT THAT'S-- THAT'S FINE.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> THIS IS JUST-- OKAY, SO YOU JUST NEED TO PLUG IT IN.
>> Stephen: I'M SO TERRIFIED.
>> AND YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, SHOW YOUR TEETH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> Stephen: CLEAN, OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS A BRUSQUE WITH DEATH.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT IS THIS NEXT ONE RIGHT HERE?
I'M ALL CLEAN.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
>> SO NOW YOU NEED TO-- I MEAN, THIS IS ALL JUST GETTING YOU
PREPARED FOR THE NIGHT.
SO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR MAKE UP DONE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WHERE
DO I GO?
WHERE SHOULD MY HEAD BE?
>> I'LL SHOW YOU.
SO JUST STAY PUT.
>> Stephen: STAY PUT?
>> STAY PUT.
OKAY-- OKAY, NOW YOU NEED TO GO HERE.
GO THERE.
RIGHT THERE ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> I ALSO WANT TO GET SOME IN HERE.
>> Stephen: WHY, MISSYECH, I'M BEAUTIFUL.
>> I ALSO UPON TO BE PRETTY.
YOU NEED TO GET IT ALL OVER IT, LIKE, JUST SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY
SPOTS.
>> Stephen: OKAY, UH-HUH.
>> WE LOOK LIKE WE HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
>> Stephen: WE REALLY DO.
>> OR A REALLY GOOD NIGHT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: UH-HUH.
THIS IS ALSO ANOTHER HORRIBLE SCENE FROM A QUENTIN TARANTINO
MOVIE.
AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> SO HERE WE HAVE, JUST TO ROUND THENGZ OFF, A CLAPPING
MACHINE.
THE APPLAUSE MACHINE.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T UPON TO HAVE TO CLAP YOUR OWN HANDS.
THAT'S A THING OF THE PAST.
THIS IS THE FUTURE.
>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CLAPPING MACHINE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> OH!
OH!
>> Stephen: TRULY, TRULY, TRULY THE ( BLEEP ) CONTINUES.
SIMONE YETCH, EVERYBODY!
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: SIMONE YETCH ON YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
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