♪ Doin' it right. ♪
♪ On the weird night. ♪
♪ Between 3:00 and 6:00, when my big ideas hit. ♪
♪ Green freeways, green freeways. ♪
♪ Driving fast at last. ♪
♪ It's hard to be fake with nobody else awake. ♪
♪ I can live how I live, baby, hanging hard, working hard. ♪
♪ Not midnight. ♪
♪ Not sunrise. ♪
♪ In the weird part of the night, yeah. ♪
♪ That's the time I feel alright, yeah. ♪
♪ All the bullshit goes away, oh, yeah. ♪
♪ But then it comes back in the day, yeah. ♪
What did you think?
That pea was gonna say something to ya?
You think the pea had something to say?
It's just a pea, muchacho.
I'm so proud of you for playing the Dewdge, son.
Maybe you get good enough, you'll save our family.
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt.
Just letting you guys know
we're closing a little bit early today
for an employee band practice.
Oh, okay.
I toured with The Strawnies
before Leo Plimpton was famous.
Whoa.
I told them to change the chorus lyric
to "love you" instead of "thank you"
in their song "Booger House."
Look at them now! They're huge!
Yeah, they're huge.
Hey, just letting you know we're closing early
for an employee band practice.
You guys are in a band?
Yeah.
Holy sh—
I'm Rony Tobbins. I'm a life coach.
I'm a teacher. I'm a motivational speaker.
Oh, f***.
I just fell.
Whoa.
Uh, hey, Mr. Tobbins. Sorry to interrupt,
but just letting you know we're closing early
for an employee band practice.
Closing early?
Is that what you want?
What do you want?
Ahhhhhhhh.
You're done!
We've got a band practice, baby.
Let's take it from the top.
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ It's Dewdge Center. ♪
♪ We're working at Dewdge Center. ♪
♪ Dewdge. ♪
♪ Center. ♪
That was really, really—
Oh, yeah.
♪Over and over, our song on my brain. ♪
♪ I go back, we go back. ♪
♪ And I play it again. ♪
♪ How far we go back is how forward we'll go. ♪
♪ It's up to the Pleiades and down the marrow. ♪
♪ Trickle of a moment down my life. ♪
♪ History in motion, heat for feeling. ♪
♪ Tremble in the moment, tongue on cheek. ♪
♪ I don't feel the urge to turn back time. ♪
♪ I just begin. ♪
♪ Over and over, our song on my brain. ♪
♪ I go back, we go back. ♪
♪ And I play it again. ♪
♪ How far we go back is how forward we'll go. ♪
♪ It's up to the Pleiades and down the marrow. ♪
Christians, can I get a... Hey-men
for everybody here who's saving themself for marriage?
Hey-men!
Holy Spirit, we've got ourselves
a lot of dry humpers in the house tonight.
Christians, saving yourself for marriage
is totally worth it.
Take it from me.
I'm a big-time sex lover.
I love having sex with my wife,
whom I love having sex with because it's oh, so good.
I promise.
Darling, stand up.
Show them your body.
Oh, yeah!
I don't need porn
because I'm too busy porn-searching for my wife.
I promise.
Look at how sexual I'm finding her.
I promise.
I'm certainly attracted to her.
You can sit down, Diane.
Thank you.
Now let's raise our hands to prayer
and pray so good that we put God's butt to sleep.
Fun little riff on Ice Cube.
I want to touch it!
I want to touch it.
No, I want to touch it.
Oh, go on, then. Touch it, then.
No, no, no. I want to touch it first.
No. Go on, then.
I want to touch it! I want to touch it!
No, let me touch it.
I want to touch it first.
No, no, no!
Yes!
[Moaning]
Touch it!
Touch it.
[Moaning]
Oh, yeah!
Let's all touch it!
Let's all touch it.
[Moaning]
Touch it!
Touch the egg.
Oh! Um, I can't touch it.
I can't touch it. I've got no arms.
I've got no arms.
I can't touch it! I can't touch the egg,
'cause I've got no arms!
[Crying]
How are we all gonna touch the egg?
How are we gonna all touch the egg?
How are we? it?
How are we gonna do it?
Uh...
[Chattering excitedly]
♪ Everything is catching, yes. ♪
♪ Everything is catching on fire. ♪
♪ Yeah, everything is catching on fire. ♪
Weakening.
Forsaking my part,
to live and die on the plate.
Forgive me father, for my time has come.
Yet I am not ready for the path they chose.
Me against man, a mighty adversary.
And I know he is not my foe.
He is my brother.
And we — we are your sons.
I need, I need to be passed away.
But only after you.
♪ I need, I need to be passed away. ♪
♪ But only after you. ♪
♪ Someone took my ribs. ♪
♪ Where they go? ♪
♪ Someone took my ribs. ♪
♪ I need them back. ♪
♪ Someone took my ribs. ♪
♪ Where they go? ♪
♪ Someone took my ribs. ♪
♪ I need to eat my ribs. ♪
♪ Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. ♪
♪ You got a wallet and a carpet. ♪
♪ Yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. ♪
♪ You got a wallet and a carpet. ♪