i am gonna kill him us the weasel
i'll get you my pretty
i just woke up
and found this sitting on my chest
the dead lizard it's dead now
so why is jade trying to kill you
where is she
[Music]
what was that about why are you so mad
at cats
[Music]
don't
say
a word
what's going on okay
guys it's okay uh it looks like the
electricity went out so just relax
[Applause]
hey hey what is that it's freaking
everybody out i i don't know uh guys
guys give me five minutes to work this
out i am so sorry um hey tori
how's your prom going
turn on the power turn off that freakish
video and then go home and miss the rest
of this prom
no
i think the fun's just begun this is a
copy of the costume that tony walker
black wore in your favorite movie the
scissoring whoa
oh look moose brought me roses
did you bring any for jade
no
okay
so rehearsal uh we were thinking we
should meet it
we were uh thinking we should meet we
goodbye
and look
these are the actual scissors from the
movie oh my god that is so cool i gave
her those yeah look how sharp they are
my moose flowers
who took my ruby cell phone was it you
i didn't mean to here you can have it
back good
give it
curses
i'll never be able to get that ruby cell
phone as long as it's april fool's day
you know speaking of that are we really
not going to do anything for april
fool's silence
i'll get you my pretty
and your little fish too
oh be gone you have no powers in this
restroom
the witch sneers at dorothy
then exits
[Music]
let
me
why are you doing that
because you're bad
so uh
you wrote this movie yourself
[Music]
and directed it and starred in it
[Music]
ah
jade scares you she scares everybody
i am gonna kill him oh
what happened sinjin sat on my new
scissors okay okay calm down i'm not
gonna calm down they're beds they've
lost their sins
show me your phones right now
hey
what's your name pepper do you follow me
on the slap no i i why not i just moved
here okay well whip out your phone and
follow me on the slack okay okay
all of you right now
so you're scaring people into following
you i'm gently suggesting that they
follow me
hey
do you follow me on the slap oh follow
me
we have to go make our short film no i
have to get more slap followers why
because beck was up all night tweeting
hot pics of himself so we got 200 more
followers and there is no way i'm gonna
let him have more followers than i have
why not because i am prettier than he is
are you
should i ask why you want blood a drill
in a clown suit it's for a live
performance i'm doing ah what's it about
a clown
and a parachute
that doesn't open
what's it called
clowns don't bounce
they don't
oh my goodness robbie i didn't realize
you were so popular
are you his girlfriend
no are you
okay why don't you go down to the
nursery and scare the newborn babies
where are the babies
uh
hey guys um can i ask you shut up i'm
opening a christmas present
lunch
oh my god cat you did not
scissors they're special scissors okay
they're from a real movie
i cannot believe you got me these
what movie were they used in the
scissoring
that that one about the girl who comes
back from the dead and uses a pair of
scissors on her two best friends
yep starting with the pretty girl
oh
what
you chopped my noodles
oh
what was that for you posted a video of
you doing the keoki powder milk
challenge so i was gonna do that to get
more followers but now i can't because
you did well tough tooties
don't you ever say tough tooties to me
i got the lead right
pardoned
i'm playing susie
right
did you get the lead
i don't think she got it
so who's playing susie
me
yeah
her that she got the lead
what part did you get i got cheated and
humiliated
you get used to it
all right now
chill down
let's see says right here
jade west understudy for the role of
susie oh yihoo like it's my dream to be
tory's understudy
what's an understudy oh man
um an understudy is like a backup actor
so if you get sick of something your
understudy takes over for your part in
the play yeah if you get sick
or go missing or get hit by a bus