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we'll be talking about spoilers so if you haven't seen Star Wars right
Skywalker yet hit that watch it or button on this video go and watch the
goddamn many to the saga and then come back in and join in the discussion go
over give a shit about spoilers sit back and let's talk I wanted to start off
with the things I liked about the movie first but I know you guys don't hear all
that negative shit so I'm going to enable you I'm going to talk about the
big things that happened this movie because I don't have time to address
every single flaw on this movie now for years I've been asking who is Snoke and
who is Snoke who the hell was Snoke and who the fuck is Snoke who is he JJ you
have some explaining to do looks like the Emperor's dick hell I even started
the show reviewing the last Jedi even won the same shirt see full-circle been
in long two years well I finally got my answer to who he is and he is he's no
one he was just merely a puppet for Palpatine he physically created him
he was a he was a literal puppet he even made his voice and everything he was
fucking with Caudill the whole time just so you can lure him into the dark side
I'm not your puppet Palpatine now I was completely unfazed by this as his
interesting character was totally buried here for sure nail in the coffin Snoke
was no-one does not matter thank you any circus for stopping by Luke and Anakin's
lightsaber that just won't go away because how in the hell did Moscow not
to get it when Luke dropped in the best been back in Empire when Rey asked her
the force awakens how did she get it she's like another day I'll tell you
well we never get that other day so there goes dad the return of the Emperor
was pretty cool at first and I was actually really digging the look of the
Sith tomb but I did not like the way he
returned in revenge of Palpatine tells ending in the story of Darth Plagueis
and how he learned how to cheat death with the force and then how Palpatine
was his apprentice and he killed him to learn those
I thought that would be a cool foreshadowing how he came back and they
kind of hinted that he used a force but if he did how did he survive that giant
fall returned the Jedi and then have enough time to escape the second dead
star before I blew up flew himself to eggs gone to the hidden planet and then
put himself on life support did he have help who helped him don't give me that
for shit also if he was working in the shadows for the past thirty years why
did he make him construct a Starkiller base if he had a fleet of planet
destroying Star Destroyers the whole time were they not ready in time I call
bullshit now the biggest reveal in this movie was that Ray is Palpatine's
granddaughter oh that only means one thing
somebody banged Palpatine I feel sorry for that person what was that like
oh it's feeling good I don't want to imagine it but I just did it was another
reveal that had no impact on me whatsoever we knew nothing of her
parents accepted they sold her to protect her because Palpatine wanted to
get her and show her the way to the dark side there weren't any clues to this
throughout the two movies so I really seem like they pulled it right out their
ass and apparently Luke and Leia knew the whole time Dix this should have been
revealed in the last Jedi so that way we have enough time to process it and that
with the whole movie can start off with how she's gonna take this new news cuz
after I did an empire when Luke for innovators death so I feel like another
missed opportunity that could have been you know executed better Ben solo aka
Carla Wren dies after he sacrifices his last life force to save ray and then
when he dies Leia dies and they both become force ghosts to be in for seven
with Han Solo who's not a force ghost because he didn't learn before so is he
in like like regular heaven and they're in like force heaven or in they're in
limbo I don't fucking know but Ben did not need to die I thought he had the
best arc and since he died there goes the actual Skywalker bloodline I mean he
redeemed himself enough after that emotionally heavy reunion with Han Solo
you're crying not me nope so again another character killed for no
real reason so with all the Skywalker is dead and Rey being a Palpatine why is
this movie called to rise the Skywalker well I'll tell you why it's because rage
announces her last name and takes Adam Anto as a Skywalker yeah yeah she
doesn't because Luke and give her their blessing via force ghosts
they're like oh it's okay honey we barely knew you but you could take our
last name that's totally fine I hated this the most I mean you can't
just insert yourself as a Skywalker just because you know you don't like your
last name I don't care whose blessing you have you certainly didn't get mine
you didn't earn that no offense a little bit it just really felt so
forced like why couldn't she embrace her own last name but sort of be a better
version of it like oh yeah that was my grandpa but I'm totally different I'm
way better than him so that way we're not smothering the whole Palpatine name
is Palpatine the Galactic equivalent of Hitler maybe but it's even dumber when
Leia tells her earlier in the movie that hey never be afraid of who you are okay
well I guess I'll just be a Skywalker then now after Leia died Poe ranked on
to be her successor as general and Finn remained in the friend zone he
established his home there after we see kylo and Rey kiss he was never gonna get
that but hey at least he tried also at least he did a lot of work here
unlike in the last Jedi he was actually pretty cool but I feel like Finn's
character got treated the worst out of the main cast he had a lot of potential
and it was wasted I mean it would be pretty cool to see a next stormtrooper
used a force I mean sure there were hints of it but
not enough Ben you deserve better now wanted things that I liked finally
Chewbacca got his goddamn medal that he rightfully deserved it's been over 30
years but better late than never my favorite unsung hero wedge returned
for a cameo to help do some more work in the sky now wedge is awesome he he'll
blow up two dead stars while wearing the same clothes for the whole trilogy and
no one even remembered his name except me I love you wedge thankfully Lando did
not die he was great and I would have lost my shit if he would've died now
Chewie almost died but thankfully he didn't which makes him the only
character the original trilogy to survive all three of these new movies so
congrats again Chewie you dodged another bullet and now you can go back home to
lumpy sure three piano truths arrived as well but they weren't really on the on
the battlefield as much as Chewie was again I really like how the Sith temple
and exit gone looked it remind me a lot of that one in Jedi Academy and that
game also had stormtroopers on jetpacks and the power to use the Force to heal
people so I wasn't bothered by those things at all it was also really cool to
see them revisit old sets like the the abandoned Death Star in the Emperor
birds and Luke's home on Tatooine so now when I see those movies I'll be like oh
there's a Wayfinder right there in the Emperor's chambers that's pretty cool so
it really shows the connection so I again I like that and how cool was I see
all those old dead stormtroopers in the fucking Death Star I thought that was
rad well like I when Ray goes to Tatooine back to Luke's home you know
she goes to that same spot where we see Luke peek over to talk to his on brew it
was a little sad it got me and I'm also craving some blue milk and then she
buries her lightsabers right there their homeworld I guess also come into a full
circle even though lay-up is not really from tattooing was really born there
easier but I get what you're trying to do also when she buries the lightsabers
we see that she made her own lightsaber a yellow one that's cool just don't
touch my green lightsaber that's mine and Luke's and Yodas tank wagons but
also what didn't make sense is her next move what is she gonna do gonna go train
some people start a new Academy like Luke tried to do find some more answers
about her life for her past nothing she just stands there and roll credits now
it's time for my final thoughts on this movie and this trilogy as a whole now
the cool thing to do here is to shit on these movies because they ruin Star Wars
but really they couldn't have been any better
why because we hold the original trilogy so close to us so high that nothing
could ever ever compare to it hell not even Lucas can recapture the magic he
did when he made the prequels the Forrest awakens at most was a fun movie
and the last shot it was a curveball that pissed off a lot of people so did
anyone really think that this movie was gonna be a masterpiece no no way but
they still did the reason why I'm not bothered so much about it is because for
me and probably most people the Skywalker saga ended with episode 6
everything else is just Disney fanfiction they wrote themselves in a
corner with these ones and it was also very clear didn't have a path to where
they wanted to go it's a story and obviously not everyone was on the same
page it was not handled like an MCU phase which it should have been but JJ
did the best he could with what he had and for this trilogy it was a good
ending but as a whole not so much and also we got to see the Ewoks again so
they gave us a pretty good happy ending for the most part but it is noyoke nub
now what should have happened in this new trilogy is that it should have been
new characters and new villains and not kill off all our favorite characters or
have Palpatine be the main body again never got the reunion that we deserved
and every hero or villain in these movies were pretty much a different
version of already established characters there was nothing really new
about him they're almost like rebooted characters
but you know what you can't please everyone this year we saw the end of
Game of Thrones the infinity saga and the Skywalker story it's been a pretty
sad 2019 but at least we have the Mandalorian that shit is awesome and you
can very well expect a review from me on that one so who was your favorite
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