The Loud House contains family members of all ages.
Getting older ain't easy. Am I right, ladies?
So let's see how they would all line up
from youngest to oldest.
You might be able to guess who's the baby on the block.
From drooling to doodling, she's the one and only,
Lily Loud.
I'm so glad we have our Lily back.
And I'm glad I convinced Flip to take
all that ding dang cheese. [chuckles]
I sure hope Parmesan Flippees are a hit.
They won't be.
Look, I made a horsey.
[scoffs] Thanks a lot, Lily.
I was going to paint a horsey but you totally stole my idea.
Now, what do you get when you trade artistic
for scientific talent,
add a few more years of experience,
and you get, Lisa Loud.
[panting] Quick question.
Have you seen the nuclear reactor
from yesterday's shoot?
Not to create any panic, but it's missing and if it falls
into the wrong hands... [chuckles]
it could potentially destroy Royal Woods.
You mean that was real?
You asked for screen accuracy, Lincoln.
Anyway, if you stumble on a glowing,
unstable nuclear reactor, let me know.
You're in luck, Lisa. Where there's evil in the world,
there's only one secret agent who can stop it.
And his name is...
Um, Lincoln, Lisa already left.
[sighing] Agent David Steele.
Which one of these characters is next?
Well, joke's on you because next up,
we have two people.
Your favorite Loud twins, Lola and Lana.
Ladies first!
No, dear twin! After you!
You're too kind, dear Lola, but I must insist you go first.
I shan't hear of it!
And I would never forgive myself of I went before you.
Oh, please, age before beauty.
You are two minutes older.
Oh, dear brother, you go first.
Thanks.
Popping up next, is- Ah! Oh, it's just you, Lucy.
You scared us for a second.
And we're not the only ones getting spooked.
[spooky organ music playing]
The crimes you have committed this night
shan't go unpunished. You reap what you sew.
[screaming]
- Blood! - I'm gonna puke.
If you're gonna puke, I'm gonna puke.
[screaming]
Who's the oldest young adult after Lucy?
A boy who has quite a mature outlook on life.
It's Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln, you can't leave.
I didn't mean what I said before.
I do want you here.
I just don't understand why you don't want your friends
to know you're from Royal Woods.
I don't know. I guess I wanted them to think
I was a city kid, so they'd want to hang out with me.
Well, if they're really your friends,
they'll like you for who you are,
not where you're from.
Guess you're right.
Thanks, lamo. Come on, we need a do over of today.
Uh... [chuckles]
Just doing our weekly door inspection.
This one fails.
Next, we've got our first teenager.
This character knows when to either push
or accept their limits.
It's Lynn Loud.
I should have been honest with you guys from the start.
I don't want to go on Whipped Scream
because I'm terrified of throwing up.
I know you're all going to give me a hard time,
but it's just how I feel.
We're not gonna give you a hard time.
You mean, you don't think I'm being a total wimp?
No way. Would a total wimp be brave enough to ride
the angriest cow in Michigan?
If you don't wanna go on Whipped Scream,
it's totally cool with us.
Yes! Not today, barf!
Say, what do you get when you mix a joke book
with a proud Loud?
Knock, knock. It's Luan Loud,
[cheering]
Let's hear it for our director, Luan Loud.
[cheering]
I couldn't have done this without Mrs. Bernardo.
Come take a bow too, Mrs. B.
Thank you! Thank you, everyone! [laughing]
Huh? [screaming]
I'm okay.
And that's a wrap, people.
We're nearly halfway through, which means it's time
for a music break with the next oldest, Luna Lou.
[cheering]
Just follow my lead.
There you go.
Now, move those hips.
Alright! Rock on!
[giggling]
[cheering]
Kitty like, meow!
Where did we leave off? Who's older than Luna?
Well, this next sibling might not remember, either.
Leni Loud.
Yay, cake! Is it my birthday?
You, Leni Loud, are Reininger's Employee
of the Month!
Eee! It's my birthday and I'm Employee of the Month!
It's just the second one, Len.
Remember when you first started?
Oh! We had a few bumps in the road.
OMGosh. I cannot let you buy that, sir.
Well, thanks for your opinion, but I--
It's so not your color.
[sighing]
So here's to you, Leni.
We're so proud of how far you've come.
Thank you.
But the break room isn't that far from the register.
These teens are growing up so fast.
One of them is already in college.
But even college students can get homesick.
It's Lori Loud.
[giggling]
I'm back.
[crickets chirping]
[barfing]
Huh, I was kind of hoping for a bigger reaction.
Can't catch me, chumps.
Wait! Is this a new game? Somebody explain it to me.
Ooh. Hey Lori. When did you get here?
[Lynn Sr] Lori?! Did someone say Lori?!
I can't believe it! My little Lori-Lou!
And she's not on a screen! Oh!
Now that's the reaction I was looking for.
Thank you, Dad.
Finally, it can be... [clearing throat]
impolite to ask an adult exactly how old they are.
So, to wrap things up, we're going to say
that Lynn Loud, Sr. and Rita Loud are
basically the same age.
The timeline has been repaired.
Kids! We're home!
We picked up pizza for d- [gasping]
You broke our vase again?
And you're happy about it?
Okay, that is it.
Everyone is grounded for two months.
We'll stay home with you as long as you'd like.