- So we have to decide whether to eat
whatever they put in front of us
- Or have it dumped on our heads.
- You know this doesn't count as a date, right?
[Narrator] We start the meal with a Cocktail
to lubricate the conversation.
Will they drink a clam cocktail
or wear it?
- We're gonna start with some cocktails
pure clam juice
- Alright
- With a clamdy-cane garnish
- Mmmmm
- I need you to drink that in two minutes
I'm sorry, enjoy that for two minutes,
if not, clam juice on your noggins.
- The whole cup?
(Uncomfortable laughter)
- Who was that guy?
- Oh, it's not good!
- It smells like fish
(uncomfortable laughter) - What are you gonna do?
- I don't know! I don't wanna smell like
a clam.
- You gonna...drink this?
- Let's drink it.
- I'm getting it poured on my head, I'm not drinking this.
- I don't know it's like a shot in college
I can probably just take it really quick!
- I don't know about a clam candy cane.
- It's gonna be alright.
- (chants) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
(disgusted noises)
- Oh, oh, for the love of God!
- Oh, she spit it back!
(laughter)
- Oh, it's so gross!
- She spit it back! (laughter)
- Oh my gosh!
- (groans) That tastes like the bottom of the ocean!
- There's chunks (uncomfortable laughter)
- (whines) I don't wanna do it!
- (gagging) My body's rejecting it!
- (uncomfortable laughter) gross!
- So I pour it on you and you pour it on me
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You spit
that back in there and then spit into it!
- (laughing)
- That goes on your head!
- Oh, you're right! Cmon now, she's calling
me out over here!
Oh, let's go.
- (laughter)
- (groans)
- (laughter)
- Oh, its cold!
Oh, its cold! Oh!
- (whines) I smell like it.
- (laughter) This is how most of our dates end.
[Narrator] Let's start with a starter, nosh on
fried naturean scorpions and tarantulas
or wear it, with garlic mayo.
- For the appetizer this evening, we have
- (shouts) Oh no!
- (shouts) No!
- (accent) Pan fried tarantula and a little scorpion
That is a garlic aioli (exaggerates), that you can dip
it into. So I need you to finish your bugs,
or have a lot more of that dumped upon you.
- It looks like someone just smashed it with their shoe!
- I can see hairs on it.
- You don't mind this one, you're gonna eat that?
- I don't think this looks that bad!
- You're pregnant.
- (sighs) I think that's on the pregnant rules.
- It's on the do not eat list
(laughter)
- (startled) But what about the tarantula!
- Yeah it's just like a piece of chocolate...
Right?
- Yeah, just like chocolate.
- (groans)
- I'm wearing the bugs!
- You're gonna regret that!
- I can't do it, I can't do it! I can't do it,
I cannot do it!
- I feel like...
- Oh wow!
- It's fine! Tastes like, you know, potato chip!
- I keep thinking about the spider babies that
are inside this little butt part. I'm not...
Not eating spider babies.
- How is it?
- It tastes like nothing.
I'm in it, I gotta do it now!
- Yeah you gotta finish it or else...
(groans) you're like breaking it in smaller pieces.
- I know
- Go finish it! - (mumbles) I can do it!
- Yeah, eat it!
What does it taste like?
- A little bit like dirt and a rock.
- (crunches)
- You happy you did that?
- No!
- I understand you both have chosen to wear it...
Madam, if you would like to do the dumping.
- (high pitched squeal) Whoa! No!
- (laughter)
- Oh, no (whines)
- You look so beautiful today too!
- (whines) Oh, it smells good!
How dare you! (laughs)
- This might be the end of our relationship
(uncomfortable laughter)
This is the heaviest food I've ever put on my head!
- I regret my decision,
I should've eaten the bugs.
[Narrator] Now our diners will get their
greens in. There's no surf to be found with this turf,
so will they gobble up the grass, or wear it?
- Things are getting steamy in here
I take it. We're gonna start with a little
lighter fare. That is a nice grass that we clipped
just outside of the restaurant.
- Oh, see that looks
pretty good compared to...
- Yeah, not bad!
- And a nice balsamic, dirt soda.
- (groans)
- To go along with it.
- Uh huh, ooo yum.
- I need you to drink the entire soda and eat all
of your grass in three minutes.
- I can do this.
- Have you ever eaten grass before?
- No, doesn't it make dogs throw up?
- I'm eatin this!
- Let's try it!
- I'm going for it!
It's really hard to chew grass! What the heck
how do cows do this?
- Ugh! I think I need a refreshing bath
of dirt soda!
- (crunching) Oh, you're gonna wear it?
- You better get started on the soda!
(laughter)
- I forgot about the time line!
- Does he have to drink his plate, too?
- WHAT!
- (laughter)
- (belches)
- (laughter) Oh my gosh!
- (slurps)
- Oh!
- (uncomfortable laugher)
- (belches)
Excuse me. Let's get this weaved into the hair
a little bit.
- Oh that's pretty!
A little grass crown.
- This is really cold
(laughter)
Oh yes!
- (whining)
(huffing)
- Not even half way through yet!
- (squeals) It's so cold!
- I feel like I'm peeing myself right now!
- It sounds like you're peeing.
- The bubbles are so loud (both laugh)
- Oh that was so cold! - I feel so bad for you.
- Best date ever!
[Narrator] Finally, the main course. This protein
packed entree is a wild game meat stick smoothie
blended with mustard.
- Now this next one is an experience dish...
as in you'll never forget this experience.
Four wild game sticks blended in our house gravy.
- No!
- That's vomit!
- I need you to drink all of that within two minutes.
- What!
- No!
- Smell it, it's not as bad as you might think.
- I'm gonna try it, it smells good and I love
- I feel like I wanna throw up just looking at it.
- I cannot eat that!
- Let me see how cold it is.
Everything thing they make is...
do they not have ovens or microwaves in this restaurant?
- I'm gonna try to eat it
- Ew, it's so thick. (gags)
- (gags)
- Oh, no! (uncomfortable laughter)
- What the heck is so weird!
- That's not gonna get finished!
- I'm sorry, where are my manners? A spoon to finish it.
- Oh, thank you!
(laughter)
- It smells so bad!
- Going for a cold meat bath babe!
- (gags) I just wanna puke it up so bad,
I just wanna lose it!
Alright!
- So since you did try our house specialty, I am
going to go ahead and give the lady a little more
of a helping for hers.
- (groans)
- And do you want like a little bit here?
- (whines)
- There's a little spot right here on your
hair that looks a little too clean.
It's all going good. Oh, I don't like that!
- (whines)
- I'm trying to spread it around babe, oh there it is!
- (deep voice)
- Oh it smells so gross.
- Oh don't let it spill off!
(both laugh)
(panicking)
(laughter)
- Nothing to come out because you drank it!
Sounds like I'm pooping myself
Oh my God!
[Narrator] Our server will decide the dessert. Will our
dates eat it or wear it, sight unseen.
- The next course is a sight unseen
dish. That means you have to decide whether not
you want to eat it or wear it without seeing it.
Now I promise it is edible for the
pregnant among us.
- Here's the problem is that if you can't
finish eating it then you end up wearing it
anyways. So, you might just say wear it!
But, what if they trick us and it's
something really good?
- (groans) I don't wanna eat it! But I want
something good if it's something good!
- I'm eating it!
- I feel like at this point, what's something
else dumped on my head?
- Yeah at this point you're kind of committed.
- I'm just gonna wear it. - I'm gonna eat it!
- I think I'm gonna wear it! Let's wear this!
- Alright, do it with me - Bonnie and Clyde.
- (shouts) Bring it on, Chef!
- I understand you both have chosen to wear it.
- Yes
- My chef is angry in the back, she worked all day
making this ice cream made out of ketchup.
- What?
- With some pickle iced on top.
- (groans)
- Sir, I need you to finish that in about three minutes.
- Three minutes for all this ice cream?
- Never coming back to this restaurant again.
- (shouts) Oh, it's a terrible combination, Chef!
This is so much ice cream guys!
(gags)
- I don't know about this..
- (spits)
You still have to eat that! That is not fair!
- I'm trying to warm it up!
(laughter)
- Ta-Da!
- The father of my children! (laughter)
- I love you!
- Right on the back - You are such a jerk
(laughter)
- Oh, really?
- (groans) Just smear it into my tarantula helmet.
- Love you, so, don't try to let it fall if
it's gonna stay up front!
- It's so cold!
- Okay, alright, that's cold!
(laughter)
(kisses)
(laughter)
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- We have made a mess!
- I just look like after he eats.
- That's really true, we really look
like our kids right now.
- I'm gonna need to change my pants soon.
- (laughter) You just spit clam juice and mayo on me.
- What? What'd you say?