Top of the morning to you ladies!
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to slither.io
The game that everybody apparently absolutely loves
And I wanted to get back into a game where I could fuck shit up
Because my computer is being an asshole today
I tried to, like, edit a thumbnail for a video
I've no idea when this is going up so i dont know what video, but the last Super Mario Maker video
I did I was trying to edit that; the thumbnail for that and my computer was just like "nah"
Windows is not going to work for you today
And then everything froze, and I lost a bunch of footage then I managed to get it back
And oh... you know what [it] doesn't matter. We're just here to have a nice time
slithery
slough
that's what we're gonna be called. Yay!
People have given me a lot of tips for this game as well and apparently
And apparently everybody else in the comments is an expert at this game and I suck
Because everyone was telling me about what to do and what not to do and how...
How the game works and a lot of people are giving me tips
(Uh) For stuff that I actually figured out halfway through the episode, but that's fine doesn't really matter. you're too big go away!
No one even likes you. The top guy is a guy named gotcha.
With 20,000. I must suck at this game everybody else seems to be so much better. There's somebody called "csGo",
"Frein", "Poep". Somebody's called "best player ever" but you're 10th on the leaderboard
You can't say you're the best if you're not the best – Now you're not even on the leaderboard!
You're just lying to us all that's it. You big liar
You should change your name to "biggest liar ever" "best liar ever" not "best player ever"
You know what?, I'm just going to stick to myself
I'm not even gonna try and devour anybody else. I'm just gonna stick to myself. Eat the biggie blobs
Eat the biggie blobby blues, and then get big. that's all there is to it
that's all you have to do, cuz there is a tactic to sprint out ahead of people and
Then devour them or get them to run into the side of you, and then you've messed up their day
But I can't do that well man
I'm bad at it. Also my camera
I have no shoes on now
So I dropped like an inch and I have to like stand up really straight for my camera to work – ooh!
DAAAA Got-e got-e gotcha. Yeah, you run away "tu te calme Denis"
Does that mean are you calm Dennis or something like that? what!
Fuck it! I thought I had it. I thought I sprinted out ahead of him. He had the same idea
He was better at it than I was
323
Not bad.I'm gonna call myself
"Sneaky sneaky snake" hoho! This time I'm gonna do – YES right off the bat. WHOOOO
Yeah mama, WHO! Awwww, I thought I was gonna get you. Oh, that's why those are all in a line around.
That makes more sense because I knew that sprinting or making your guy go fast – the boostyboost
It made you get smaller you can see in the bottom left
I don't know if this game is hard to record and crop out and everything , but in the bottom left
You can see your length, and when you when you boost then your length gets smaller
But you leave our little poop trails, and I was always wondering why there was trails of like
Distinct lines going around the level that you could find perfect lines set out
WOOOOO BABEY!
that worked a treat. And now I have a treat. people also say that I could fly at their heads,
If I go and devour their heads then it differs the size or something or then the size matters
I have no idea size doesn't matter okay, it's all I'm going to say
But it seems like it's very easy to mess up
I mean, if you're good at the game then not really but
It's very easy to sprint after something and then run into a dude. Oh god,
Oh god, give me that give me give me both give me both. Yes!
got'em
NICE!!!
That's how we do. that is how we dizidy do all of the shenanigans that's gonna happen in this game.
Yay! I'm playing better now. I feel good about myself
Self-esteem plus one. Y'all feelin good out there y'all feelin good y'all feelin fresh-alicious. Oh, I wanted to get him
Oh, I wanted to get him, but he can surround me. Oh this makes me scared this makes me scared
He doesn't even know where his tail is his tail.- Oh, God. It's not him that [was] a different
Where was his fucking head
I mean I know I just saw it, but I thought he was a different dude. I – I'm getting all confused
I don't know how these snakes work. These are crazy snakes. Snakes on a plane? No. Snakes in a web browser
No, no. No you fucking don't. No you fucking don't. Get away from me! Get away from me you whore. Yes! OHHH
victory is Jack's
Did you see that? It's cuz I called him a whore. Now I feel bad haha
Why...I normally never call things whores. Why did that just suddenly come out of nowhere? NOOOOO YOU
(indecipherable) bastard. I got to 1060. oh it was almost a resolution. That would have been 1080
Whoo fuck. Oh man. I wanna call myself "leave me alone get a life" but i cant fit it in. "get a lif"
People are gonna say I can't spell now, but I can, I can spell all my abcdefg, see? that's
that's actually not not being able to spell that's just reciting the alphabet.
HihiHaha
Okay, wiggle worm, wiggle worm where we gonna to wiggle to? Gonna kill your ass
It would appear that Jack is not good at these games. We have to- we have to-
ohh, Jackaboy socks
Here we go
We're gonna- we're gonna make it accurate this time
Not "leave me alone get a life" cause that was too long people couldn't read that people are flying along and they're like:
"That's a nice little snake, but I can't read what his name is"
Heyy
C'mere, C'mere
WHAT THE FUCK!
I could of had so many!
I'm gonna keep with Jackaboy sucks cause that's very relevant. Very relevant with what's going on right now
awww, man!, look at the cool one. that dude got devoured. I think I would have been devoured soon after that though
Okay
Something about this game that bugs me is that it doesn't really matter what size you are,
doesn't really matter how hard you try,
its the- whooo! like the big dudes can still fly into the side of you and die anyway.
Which is really strange to me because it's not a case of you
See big dudes and everyone escapes from them. cause then little dudes could just fly on the front and smack into them
I mean if you're, if you're that big then you're likely pretty good at the game
And you know what you're doing but, I don't know it's weird
And again, I keep comparing- okay, everyone kept saying "this is so much better than Agario." I don't think so
I I don't I don't feel it is. WHOOHH!!
AGHH! son of a dick tits! I don't think it's better than Agario. It's fun. I do like it. i'm terrible at it, and its not cause I'm terrible and I think it's not bad. I don't know that's a big debate
I just think that the mechanics are not as good um
Jam-balaya
I don't even know how to fucking spell. I don't know if that's a real word. I've just heard it bunch of times. Yeah
Yeah, oh, all of the golds
Yay, awww, thank you big dude. You helped me today. God, fucking, damn, lag
Get all of those things
Here we go, here we go, get more of them- no...
No, not today
Fuck you, boy
Yes! I learned a thing. Oh here we go, here we go here- Oh, jesus! I almost killed myself. Whoa, whoa! what?!
OHHH FUCK IT! you see what I mean? you can't escape fast
You can go fast but then the little dudes; you can just fuck yourself up. I don't like it
Jambalaya? no. more like:
facka... fackadool do maybe a fackadool, man. I'm done so good
You saw how I was killing the dudes and I was taking a's and names
Why'd I do that,
so if you get trapped in a corner, and then i cant just turn around super fast,
I can't just go 180 in the other direction
And then half the time you can't even see what's going on and then you just have to guessy-goo
And the lag is suck-
ohhhhh
And i hate talking about that stuff as well cause well
I feel like I know what I'm talking about in regards to mechanics and Gameplay mechanics
I studied that shit a lot- not really. I just I love proper game mechanics
And I look into it a lot, and I know what a good game needs to have and all that kind of shit
But when you talk about it, then everyone's like no jack you're just bad at the game stop being so negative
So I'm gonna try to stop that, Im gonna try to stop being a Negative Nancy. I'm gonna get me a Positive Peter. wimsey- fu--
oh
OH
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My name's not even peter, but you know what that's fine. That dude, that dude needed the the balls more than I did
I'm gonna be everything's a silver lightning cloud of ball of sunshine positivity now
Everything is nice~
Everything is good~
everything doesn't suck cause, like, it should~ I don't- I don't know
I don't know. you're watching of whose line is it anyway?
And you want to be able to do the- the improv songs that they do
That shits hard
It's not as easy to do as you might think
Alright
Alright feeling oh, I'm feeling it right down to the tips me toes. I got this this time
I got this this time. you guys with me. Who's with Jackie boy? Yeah!!
everybody in the Kappa Jack today!
Uuh
Slow pace though... I have an idea because this is slow pace
There's a lot of gaps and me not talking, why not make this a bit more interactive?
Okay, um... I'm playing Slither.io right now so to make it more interactive- fuck you, bro!
Fuck you. Oh
Blue's Clues
Blue doesn't have a clue. blue is dead. Devoured his ass. Yes
Yes, oh
Come here Sonny Jim, no okay
I'm not Gonna get you
yay! I'm at 2100. so because 'im playing Slither.io right now a lot of people might be able to play it too
so if your able to play Slither.io I want you to play it right now and take a
selfie with your camera, with your phone, with your significant other, with your dog, and
Send it to me or tag me in it or something. just like the game in the background and you like
It's gonna be fun, its gonna be fun-FUCK!! I was too busy doing the thing with you
That's my bad. Hey, I'm doing it right now
There we go. I took mine, and I'm gonna post it on Instagram and say
ah... this will make sense soon hahaha
I don't know, I want to make videos more interactive. I want to make them more fun. I want to bring more, like, happiness and
Involvement into them. rather than just me playing a game and nothing happening
I wanna involve you guys more, especially games like this, where there's not a lot going on sometimes and i'm just playing around.. On my own
Just dicking around- WhOa! wHOa!-
Shouldn't have done that. That's my own bad
Okay, posted. I said this will make sense soon, so what I want people -again.
I don't want to say it and have people go oh
He's trying to get his followers to do stuff for him. No, that's not the case
I just want- I just want to make it more fun. I want to involve you guys
I want to breach that gap and talk to you more and see the faces of people who watch the channel
So send me a picture of you like this with Slither.io in the background or even just a video that you're watching
there we go! I did this for the Sims 4 before
Because I told people to salute while watching the rocket go off so do the same again
with Slither.io in the video.Yeah, that'll be fun, right? hopefully, I don't know
OHH Look at the motherlode Jack just raked in. Put out my feelers
got me a big old pile of the- fuck you guys. Yeah, I can't get these ones. God dammit. They're too close to me.
NIIICE!
That felt good. Oh!, people also said there's loads of skins for this game
I see somebody going around with a Reddit skin. So maybe there are loads the skins
I should have done that this time
sorry, if we do another episode which I probably will, ahh, cause I want to get better at it
I want to be good. I want to make some decent videos of this game.
well, I want to just crank out some- some top-notch content. some taut- top-notch
caunt. no, because that sounds like a really bad word the people get really really offended by
The C-word, I don't even know why I mean over here everyone
Just kind of uses it as a term of endearment
And then everywhere else in the world it just seems to be like: "yOU CAnt sAy tHaT!!"
I don't know man but people need to lighten up. It is a bad word though hahaha
Don't say it. look at this little son of a bitch trying to get me
how dare- how dare you guys?!
Try to get Jackaboy.
how fucking dare you
oh, oh, circle of death, bro
Circle of death you are so boned. I kind of want to leave him though. I kind of Wanna leave him
He's just wasting my time now. Oh there we go
Never mind. He wasn't wasting my time. Well. He kind of was but, there, devoured, yeah
*indescribable chomping sound* delicious!
I've heard snake meat taste's like chicken does it taste like chicken, Mr.mmmmm?
Ooh, God, the freaking lag there for a second. how am I supposed to play the game with the laggy lights?
I'm a sneaky, sneaky snake. Look at you following me around motherfucker. Ya can't do it. You can't touch it
Really?, that's how it all ends. You just gave up like that. God dammit, really dudes, really?
Here's me thinking. You're all like actually really good
You're you were daring
Yourselves cause you were so small you were gonna come try and get me and I was gonna mess it up and be
Embarrassed then there's not the egg on my face and we want to make omelets
But no, you guys are just silly you ran into me and died on your own. I'm 3400 hundred right now
what was my highest? like, seven thousand?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
OHHHHH, That's fine. It's fine. I didn't want to win anyway. I didn't want to win- I- I was done for the day
Oh yeah, my appointments to, ah, go suck dicks is here. I didn't- I didn't need to play anymore, It's fine. hahahaha
Um, but yeah, I think I might do another episode next time and try out some skins
I don't know where I get them. I imagine google will be my friend and I can find some there
but that's if there are any. if not I might just play more anyway and try get better and be the best I can be
And be a better- a better snake don't be a little snake and suck all your life, be a big snake
I'll be the best she can be it's not about size
Thank you guys so much watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE-A-BOSS!
And high-fives all 'round, *sound effects* thank you guys and i will see all you dudes... iN tHE NExT vIDeO!!
*outro*
cause i'm slither *gibberish* i just realized i don't know the rest of the words
I started off singing it and I was like
This is gonna be funny..
I don't know the lyrics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯