>> James: OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE HAVE
HERE.
WE HAVE SALMON SMOOTHIE.
A BEEF TONGUE.
BIRD SAL IVA.
-- SALIVEA.
A HERRING ROLLMOP.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> James: A SCORPION.
FISH HEAD.
HOT SAUCE.
AND FINALLY, BULLPENIS.
SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
EWAN AN I WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS TO NIALL AND IS LA AND
VICE VERSA.
NOW IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM CHOOSES THOT TO ANSWER THEIR
QUESTION, YOU BOTH WILL HAVE TO EAT THE DISGUSTING FOOD.
HAVE WE GOT IT?
>> YEAH.
>> James: OKAY, NIALL.
>> I'M ALREADY MAD.
>> James: YOU'RE UP FIRST.
NIALL, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU--
>> PLEASE DON'T.
>> NOT THE SCORPION.
>> James: THE SALMON SMOOTHIE, OKAY?
HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
SO IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT-- IF YOU
DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU BOTH HAVE TO HAVE A BIG GLU G OF
THE SALMON SMOOTHIE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MI MORE NERVOUS ABOUT, THE QUESTION OR
THE SMOOTH C.E.O.
>> James: AFTER YOU SEE THE QUESTION, I THINK IT MIGHT BE
THE QUESTION.
NIALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE
DIRECTION?
[BLEEP].
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD DRINK, I AM NOT YOUR PUBLICIST.
>> I THINK I MIGHT AND JUST TAKE THE DAILY MAIL HIT TOMORROW, AND
THROW OUT A CRAP ANSWER.
I'M TRYING TO HELP IS LA.
>> DON'T THINK OF YOUR TEAMMATE, THINK OF YOUR LIFE.
>> >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK,
ARE YOU GOING TO GO SALMON.
>> THERE YOU GO.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> YEAH, FOR FUTURE LIFE, YEAH, I THINK I WILL GO WITH THIS.
>> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO.
NICE BIG GLU G.
DOWN THE HATCH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HANG ON, HERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
BIG, BIG MOUTHFUL, READY?
>> IT'S FINE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: YOU KRNLT DRINK-- CAN'T DRINK IT.
OH MY GOD!
>> OH MY GOD.
IT IS NOT SO OF THE TASTE, IT'S THE TEXTURE, IT'S LIKE HAVING A
SALMON YOGURT.
>> James: OH THERE IS SOME IN THE HAIR TO KEEP FOR LATER.
RIGHT, SO NOW IS LA, WILL YOU ASK YOUR QUESTION TO ME.
>> OH WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE ME AND EWAN TO HAVE.
>> HAVE A LOOK AT THE QUESTION FIRST.
>> OH, WOW.
>> GETTING TACTICAL.
>> OH, HE IS GOING TO EAT IT.
>> I KNOW-- SCORPION.
>> James: SCORPION.
>> I THINK THAT IS THE EASIEST ONE.
>> IS HE A FIES GUY.
>> WELL.
>> James: WELL, YEAH, YOU SAY THAT UNTIL IT IS IN YOUR FACE.
ALL RIGHT, SCORPION.
>> YOUR QUESTION IS, JAMES, NAME ONE ARTIST WHO HAVE TURNED DOWN
FOR CARPOOL KARAOKE.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT.
>> James: CHEESIER, MATE.
CHEERS, MATE.
HERE WE GO.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: EWAN, YOUR QUESTION TO IS LA.
WHAT IS IS LA GOING TO EAT.
>> I THINK I'M GOING FOR THE TONGUE.
>> James: THERE IT COMES.
CUZ THIS IS TOO EASY.
>> James: BEEF TONGUE COMING AROUND.
>> James.
>> AND IT'S ONE EACH.
>> James: OKAY.
HERE WE GO, THIS IS QUITE A CUTE ONE, I THINK, IS LA HAS YOUR
HUSBAND SACHA BARON COHEN EVER DONE A CHARACTER IN BED?
>> I THINK THIS SHOULD BE AN ADD ON, AND IF SO WHICH ONE.
>> OF COURSE.
>> HIGH FIVE.
>> OKAY.
>> HE'S A PRIVATE GUY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
>> James: THERE IS A KNIFE THERE, YOU CAN CUT A LITTLE BIT
OFF.
>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE HASN'T DONE A CHARACTER IN BED, HE
HASN'T.
HE HAS HAD LIKE A BORAT OR HAD THE BLOND HAIR, HE HAS BEEN IN
CHARACTER VISUALLY BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD-- OR SOMETHING.
>> James: ARE YOU SAYING NEVER AT THE END OF A ROMANTIC MOMENT
HAS HE LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND GONE--
(LAUGHTER) >> I AM SAYING THAT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT THERE WE GO.
GOOD ANSWER.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: NIALL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE EWAN TO EAT.
>> OKAY, EWAN YOU ARE UP.
BEEN THINK BEING THAT SALIVEA SURELY THE QUESTION GETS BETTER.
>> IT DOES.
>> SORRY, BOYS.
>> James: JEEZ, AGO, BACK TO THE BIRD SALIVEA.
>> HOW DO THEY GET IT.
>> James: CAN I ONLY-- .
>> COME ON.
>> James: WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
>> THIS IS THE GREATEST QUESTION EVER.
>> EWAN, HAVE YOU EVER [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: THE SHOW IS ONLY AN HOUR.
>> I MEAN YOU COULD LINE, THERE IS ONLY ONE OR TWO PEOPLE THAT
WOULD KNOW.
(LAUGHTER) >> I AM REALLY ENJOYING THIS.
>> WELL, I GUESS YES.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HANG ON, WAIT, HOW OLD WERE YOU?
>> WELL, I WAS VERY YOUNG AT THE TIME.
>> NO, NO THERE DIDN'T HAVE ANY AGE IN THERE, DID IT.
>> James: WELL, WE'VE ALL TECHNICALLY [BLEEP] OUR PANTS AS
BASHEES.
BUT WE MEAN.
>> THAT IS ALL I WAS REFERRING TO.
>> I MIGHT HAVE [BLEEP] MY PANTS IN THE 09SEE.
ONE TIME.
>> James: EWAN McGREGOR.
SPILLING IT.
OKAY, NIALL I AM GOING TOIVE GO YOU GUYS.
>> PLEASE NOT THE HOT SAUCE.
>> James: SOME-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME.
>> NO.
>> James: SOME BEEF TONGUE, OKAY?
SOME BEEF TONGUE, ARE YOU READY?
OKAY.
>> I'M GOING HAVE TO EAT THIS.
>> James: NIALL, YOU HAVE DATED BOTH SELENA GOMEZ AND
ELLIE GOLDING IT IS YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, OUT OF THE TWO
OF THEM, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER SPEND IT WITH?
(LAUGHTER) JUST IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE.
>> I'M AFRAID IT DOES.
>> THE PUBLICIST IS NOT REALLY THE LAST MAN, SO TOMORROW, YOU
KNOW, SOMEONE WILL BE UPSET.
>> I AM GOING TO GIVE-- OKAY, I WOULD CUZ IT'S THE LAST NIGHT ON
EARTH, ELLIE IS A BIG FAN OF PLANET EARTH BY DAVID AT
ENBORROW SO I WOULD SIT AND WATCH THAT WITH HER AND FOR THAT
REASON, ELLIE GOULDING.
>> James: ELLIE GOLDING.
IS LA, YOUR TURN, YOU NOW WILL ASK ME A QUESTION AND SELECT A
FOOD.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS SEEM SO KEEN ON THE BEEF TONGUE,
GIVING IT US TO TIME AND TIME AGAIN, SO WE WILL GET REVENGE.
>> LOOK AT THAT.
>> JAMES.
>> James: OKAY.
>> YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO EAT THAT, SO HAVE YOU GOT YOUR
KNIFE AND FORK READY.
>> James: YUP.
>> I WOULDN'T GIVE THAT TO MY DOG.
>> WHICH LATE NIGHT HOST DO YOU PREFER, KIMMEL OR FALLON.
>> THAT'S TRICKY.
>> OH DEAR, ARE WE EATING THIS?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTTEDS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) , MY THANKS TO ISLA FISHER,
NIALL HORAN AND EWAN McGREGOR, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
(APPLAUSE)