I wanna hear about your accident.
I wanted to reach out to you.
I tweeted but I, what happened?
Where did it happen?
>> How did it happen? >> I didn't get that tweet.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yes, you did.
>> Now thank you, for almost calling me.
[LAUGH] What happened was, I was,
I [LAUGH] I left my mansion, my house, whatever.
>> [LAUGH] >> I don't know, 15 rooms.
I don't know what you call it any more.
>> [LAUGH] >> But I go down Sunset, and this drill.
So, it's sort of by where you used to live.
So, I'm going down toward the BH Hotel, and there's a light and
it's a little sketch right there.
Because when those other people are taking a left, you can't really see past them.
And so, it turns red and so I go.
And someone's like, I got [SOUND].
They floor it, worst case scenario.
So, I go [SOUND].
So, instead of freezing and just getting smashed, I punch it.
So, they're sort of go zoop, pass me.
I think that's the best scenario.
Hey, whoops.
And then, I just cruise on.
But then they turned into it.
And I go, the last thing I thought was, we both screwed this one up.
Because they were like, good and
I'm suddenly like, hello darkness my old friend and
then I spun and hit another car and then I spun out.
And I have never been in an accident like that real.
And then, my hood was up, it was like [SOUND] [SOUND] There's the picture, yeah.
And so, I'm there..
And then, there's people screaming and I just couldn't move, I was like [SOUND]
just sort of checking things out like am I okay, and then I hear you have been in
an accident, like from my dumb car like I'm the last one to know about it.
Trump is now President, yeah, everyone knows.
>> [LAUGH] >> So,
then a fireman comes up and bangs on it.
I'm like this.
He thinks I'm doing the mannequin challenge.
I'm like, I don't and he's, we're doing that?
I'll act I'm saving you, cop will pull out a gun, somebody film it.
>> [LAUGH] >> So
then, he goes you gotta get out of the car.
It was literally like five minutes [SOUND] so I go, okay.
So, he pulls me out and then there's TMZ guys going David,
David how'd the windshield taste?
[LAUGH] David, David Superbowl pics?
It was back then.
>> [LAUGH] >> So, I get out and
they [SOUND] on the little stretcher over to the ambulance, and
you could see my tire got ripped off.
My whole back tire and part of the axle was on the next street by the ambulance
and the cop goes, "This is horrible, I've never seen it this bad".
And I go, well all right.
Let's keep that, in case I wanna make it like a gas station key chain,
for the restroom.
[LAUGH] This is really big and bulky.
>> [LAUGH] >> And then, I get in, and
the guy's like, okay.
And these go [SOUND].
He hooks me up to everything.
He's like, no broken bones.
Your heart's okay.
Talent levels are real low that's not [INAUDIBLE].
>> [LAUGH] >> They're really almost not registering
that's fine.
>> [LAUGH] >> And then he goes,
you go to the hospital.
And I go, I feel like if nothing's broken, a rib was broken but I didn't know it.
And I go, I feel like nothing's.
And he goes, well we can just take you home then.
And I go, or he goes, you just go home.
And I go, I just walk out of the ambulance?
And he goes, yeah.
And I go, in the rain with all these people?
And he goes. >> [LAUGH] out of the hospital I go,
how bout this?
I was supposed [LAUGH] to meet my friends for dinner, will you just drop me off.
>> [LAUGH]. >> And
then they go, take you to a restaurant?
I go [SOUND] sounds fun, right?
I go, they go but you're obviously in shock.
I go, I know so I'll feel this later but for now.
[LAUGH] so he [SOUND] [LAUGH] dropped me at the restaurant.
I go [LAUGH] I got in there and I was like yeah.
>> It hit me later. >> [APPLAUSE] And you had a cracked rib?
>> Yeah. >> So,
when did you find out the cracked rib, dawned on you the next day?
>> Yeah.
>> Man man.
>> I woke up, I was like [SOUND] cuz you see in the movies,
people get in the accident, they jump out.
Bruce Willis is like, we got to keep going.
Meanwhile [NOISE] in my bed the next day, flailing But
over all I came out of it okay.
>> You're going back on tour.
You're going on tour with a bunch of people, right?
>> Adam Sandler, Rob Nick it's such a blast cause all us idiots and
Rob is the resident witch doctor.
Cuz everyone, over the years everyone gets a little their personalities.
And Adam got sick we had to cancel a show once,
so you have to be really sick cause he loves going on.
And then Rob's, he's like a sheriff but he's got like a foam on, or
a yoga matt, or vitamins.
>> [LAUGH] >> And he walks, and
he goes, hey, come on guys.
And we go, Adam, just get a B12 shot or cortisone.
And then, you can do like Pink Floyd, you're gonna do the show tonight.
Rob goes, no, no, he killed it.
No shots, no shots.
I'm like, now, we get a real Jenny McCarthy on the ring.
>> [LAUGH] >> And he's like, take vitamins.
>> He's got a Ziploc of like a thousand, he's like, with his dirty hands,
take these.
>> [LAUGH] >> We're like, ugh.
And no chicks are excited that we're like old guys going magnesium in the house!
>> [LAUGH] >> Come over here, ladies,
a little B-12, get it going.
And so, he goes, take that vitamin J.
And Adam's like, what's vitamin J?
He goes, exactly, that's why you're sick.
>> [LAUGH] >> Well, gosh, hilarious.