So what you're saying is,
this is paper mache for my face.
[music]
So you might be wondering why my hair is in this ridiculous hairstyle today,
uh, we're actually gonna be doing Face Masks [yay!]
So I gotta put my hair back. Isn't it exciting?!
Oh boy!
Face masks are awesome!
Show some enthusiasm Simon…[NO!]
Fine, anyways, we're doing these paper face masks that you can get from Korea
Instead of a pack that you rub on
it's like putting on a layer of cloth that's been soaked in some essence,
and I think you can get these around the world,
but the difference is that in Korea they're everywhere
like, supermarkets and dollar stores and like
every place you can go sells these.
Buy them on the bus, they just like, sell them on the bus,
That's not true, but you can buy them on the subways,
just before you go through the turnstiles
Can you?
Yes! I've seen them.
Anyways, so we're trying two extremely interesting ones today,
Sure, there's like, boring ones, like blueberry and yoghurt and honey,
but why do that when we can do Gold Caviar?
Gold Caviar? Why…gold caviar?
I don't know: I don't know if this is like real caviar,
am I like rubbing baby fish eggs all over my face.
Oh so luxurious! Ohhh yes!
Come to me you unborn fishes!
All the eggs are like AAAAAHHHH
You're like crushing them into your skin,
And how'd you get them gold anyways?
did you tint them gold or are they like from gold…fish?
The second one we're doing is high-collagen peptide.
What is high collagen peptide?
Well, it's really pink, so I think it's like Pepto Bismol,
right? Like, peptide?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion,
rub this on your face, diarrhea!
Hahahaha! I don't think that's, umm,
I don't think that's right.
Ok so here's what we're gonna do.
We're going to paper, rock, scissors,
How'd I get suckered into this one? Why couldn't we do, like…
SHHHHHHH! Close your eyes!
Ohhh you picked my nose and rubbed it all over me.
Best two out of three, ready?
Kai Bai Boh! Kai Bai Boh! Boh!
That's one for me.
Ready? Kai Bai Boh! Boh! Boh! Two for me!
Oh crap.
Shazam!
Ok here we go.
Oh boy, gold caviar…
I wonder if mine's actually pink.
…on my face
Oh it sprayed everywhere!
That's what she said?
Ooooh! Ha!
This is really, like, slimy, and gross
Oh boy.
I was hoping it would be pink!
This is really scary, look at this!
I will haunt you in your dreams.
Ok, I'm just going for it.
Do you know how to do this? Is it gonna get…
I THINK I JUST PUT MY EYES THROUGH THE EYEHOLES
and my mouth through the mouth-holes
Oh boy.
Really?
This is so uncomfortable!
Really? Is this what girls do? They put junk like this on their face?
Can you turn and look at me?
Yes we do! And sometimes guys do, too.
How's mine?
It looks, really…like…this is nightmare material right here.
Ok ok what am I, ready?
[some stupid song. Really. What was this song?!]
It's a TV Show.
Tonedef.
No!
Hahahaha!
I'm gonna smell your mask, come here.
Simon's mask is pretty perfume.
Ok how's yours.
Uhhh, I dunno.
It smells like girly cream crap.
Ok let's see if we can pretend that we're different people.
Ok Ready Simon who am I ready?
…
You're a mime!
Yes YAY one point for Martina!
Go Simon, Go!
I'm pretty sure you can be a mime no matter what's on your face.
Shhh! You have to be white, go!
You have to be white? Is this like, racist for mimes?!?!
No!
What are you trying to say here?!
I had something with some nice fava beans.
FIPFIPFIPFIPFIP
You're supposed to be the cheesy Hannibal Lector?
I'm Hannibal Lector! How did you guess that?!
Cuz of the FIPFIPFIPFIPFIP and the Fava Beans.
You're supposed to say, Quid Pro Quo!
I don't think he says that.
He does say Quid Pro Quo.
Clarice! Well done Clarice!
It puts the facemask on its face.
Ok I think we should take these off.
I'm starting to get that itchy burn…
It's really drying on me…
Ok, ready?
Let's scream while we take it off like we're removing layers of skin.
K ready?!
AHHHHH OH GOD AHHHH MY FACE IS
You look so glossy!
You're all dewy!
I feel fresh, FRESH, and exciting!
This is all absorbed into my face now,
I don't know what kind of caviar-esque thing this is,
I don't know, like, personally, for me,
the last thing I'm gonna think of is,
"let's see raspberries, blueberries: what kind of mask can we make?"
"I know! Let's stick our face up in a fish"
Did you just lick that?
No!
Ewww! It's gonna be bitter and terrible!
What are you? A kitty?
I wanted to see if it tasted like caviar.
I never actually had caviar so I don't know what it tastes like,
but if caviar tastes like that then BLUAAAAHHH
Simon!
GONG!
Alright, it's Wonderful Treasure Find giveaway again
*Sound of success!*
And we're giving away four things that we just showcased for the past month,
The first thing we're giving away is the mouth stretcher,
remember that exercise thing?
We're also doing the cute stationery,
Ooh! That includes the hypnotic ruler that will ruin your school life.
Please take it from us!
I know…we've…we've never stopped playing with it.
Also, the super adorable face mask,
and now we're also doing the weird caviar eggs on your face mask!
Yes, and also the high peptade face mask. So, huh.
Peptade? It's peptide.
It is peptide!
So if you wanna win the WTF care package of the month,
All you have to do is leave your answer in the comments to this question:
The question is: if you could invent your own face mask,
like the sheet kind, or the pack kind,
what flavour would you choose?
MMMMmmm. Would it be gold caviar?
Maybe, silver caviar.
Or maybe it would be….unicorn caviar.
Ok anyways that's awful!
I just…that's awful!
I just got a horrible visual.
Well Unicorn juice is supposed to be…
A Unicorn is gut, and like taken their eggs out while they're still alive.
I don't think Unicorns have eggs.
I know they don't! But it's awful!
We both digressed a lot.
Did we?
Yes, they do have eggs if they have babies.
I think that unicorns poop out marshmallows.
I'm pretty sure they do.
I have the shirt that proves it
GONG!