- If God can hear me right now,
I know he's really busy,
I just hope he looks down and takes mercy
on my vagina.
(classical string quartet music)
(airy whoosh)
- So I'm here today to get a vajazzle.
But I don't even totally know what that means,
so can you break it down for us?
- Yeah, so first you would have to start off
with getting the wax, taking it all off,
or if you wanna leave a landing strip.
So we clean up the whole entire area
and then we get our crystals and then
we just apply it to the skin, let it dry--
- Like with glue? How does it--
- So, the crystals already come with the glue,
so we just go in and we just paste them onto your skin.
- And I am about to make an incredibly poor decision.
- I've never had waxing on my vagina.
- I've had waxes before, I've never had
gems on my vagina before.
- Am I afraid? Sure.
- People do this all the time, so it can't be that bad.
- Here we go.
- I forgot to tell you that I am on my period,
(chuckles) which I've heard makes waxing more difficult?
- Great.
- I'm definitely a little self-conscious right now.
- This can't be worse than childbirth.
- Okay, I'm gonna lower my leg.
- I've got wax on my labia.
And, now I don't, (laughs) don't have wax on
my labia anymore (laughs)
- Whoa! (laughs)
- Oh, grandma!
- Extra sensitive 'cause it's time of the month.
- Be a woman, Candace!
- (grunts)
- Let's sing some Disney.
- That skin is so sensitive.
- I wanna go (grunting) on an adventure. (laughs)
- Um, I'm bleeding a lot.
- (grunts)
- I don't have a biscuit.
- I've been waxed, and now it's time for jazzling.
These are lips, but Jennifer is going to take them
and form them into an arrow for me.
- You know, I might go for the red heart, that's cute.
- I believe this is a pair of lips, I was told?
- Wait, does this involve more ripping?
- No.
- The artist is at work.
- Oh, that looks like it's jazzling.
- And it, it is--
- I mean, I'm not an expert...
- [Jennifer] It's pajazzling. - [Will] But, that, yeah,
that looks pajazzed.
- Maybe it would be better if we just stopped now
and got this red line of gems going down, uh.
- And we have a landing strip.
- Yeah, a red gem landing strip.
- It doesn't feel like anything, it's really quite mild.
- Well, that was nice.
- And your pajazzle is done.
- [Will] And it looks wonderful.
- Now I have a red line of gems just goin' straight down.
- I'll have a little secret goin' around,
people won't know, and my friends won't know,
until they see this video, (laughs) and,
no, I think it's interesting.
- I'll keep you posted on how it feels in my pants later.
- So I just revealed myself to my significant other,
and she was less than enthused.
- The weird thing about...
having a vajazzle is waking up with a vajazzle,
like, going to exercise and realizing you have a vajazzle.
- So I'm sitting at work right now.
I found a piece of my jazzle on my leg,
don't know where it came from,
don't know how it got there.
But, uh, it's a gentle reminder about the hellacious thing
that I went through a couple days ago.
- I don't know if it's something I'd do again.