Hello Tangerineys. This week,
we gave you guys some surveys because we were going to guess the survey answers and react to those.
So, they're really survey for me and a survey for her. She's read the answers for mine. I've read the answers for hers.
We're in separate rooms. Just laughing our asses off. So, I think you guys are going to like this video today.
First question was multiple choice. How many piercings have you gotten in your life?
I'm going to guess that people are going to say much fewer than I actually have.
I currently don't have anything in but I think people are going to say
5, but the correct answer is 10. 5 is the most popular answer and 10 is pretty far down there.
10? How many ears do you have? Oh, no. No, it's just two in each; total to 4, (pointing at the navel) - 5.
So, you're right about the ones you can see but I'll just leave you guessing what the rest of them were.
Where did Jordan try tamales for the first time? The correct answer is Guanajuato.
Don't watch that video. No, definitely watch that video.
(Laughs) definitely.
It's so embarrassing. No, definitely, definitely watch that video!
A cinco pesos los tamales
Cinco pesos los tamales!
What are you doing?
Don't I eat the whole thing? You don't eat outside! Oh.
You're like a hyena, that was scary! I thought I was supposed to eat the outside. Are you serious?
Yeah! Oh my gosh! [Laughs]
I don't know how these work! So, that's the correct answer but our channel only had
250 subscribers when we made that video,
so I'm guessing not a lot of people have seen it and I tried them for the second time in
Guadalajara when our channel was a bit bigger. So, I'm going to guess that people said Guadalajara.
And that guess would be right.
These are the correct answers: Guadalajara
being first and Guanajuato being second with a close third, Puerto Vallarta. Okay,
I'm impressed. The first two places I tried it were the top two answers.
This question is, "What's your favorite Mexican food of all time?"
I'm guessing people are going to say Tlayudas because we were just talking about that in a live video
but that's actually not the correct answer.
I think my favorite Mexican food of all time, although this is really hard to name
just one, the food that makes me the absolute
happiest, no matter where we go, because I find it delicious. It's like my guilty pleasure - greatest of all time, that's Esquites.
Okay, here we go. This is cream, cheese, and tajin on top which isn't spicy
Oh my gosh! Best ever!
Okay. Well, let's reveal the answers.
Esquites!
Good job, you guys!
But Chilaquiles got second and Mole got third.
Oh! I can't have mole! It has sesame seeds and onions and I'm allergic to both.
Well, good job on Esquites, but I mean, I do go on and on about those all the time.
Maybe we should go on to your "What animal does Jordan resemble the most?" question. Do you have any guesses on that one?
What's that dog that looks like a mop. I think it's some kind of sheepdog...
I'm going to go with that - (Komondor)
The number 1 on here really surprised me. 12 people said Giraffe. Do I have
that long of a neck? Maybe because your nose is angular?
Was that the most common answer? That was the most. Giraffe?!? One person said specifically, hairy Giraffe.
What?! One person said Melman the Giraffe from Madagascar.
[Deep belly laugh}
And then one person said,
baby Giraffe. Baby Giraffes are really cute. Have you ever seen the picture of a baby Giraffe?
Have you ever seen them tried to walk?
Category that comes in next which technically wins
because there were 30 people who said this, but they weren't 30
specifically. It's dog or puppy.
10 people said dog or puppy and then 30 total including 4 people who said a shaggy dog,
including an Afghan. This is an Afghan dog. Did anyone say a husky or Laska?
I'm getting there...
Next popular is Laska with 3. I actually
do you think you look like Laska because you guys both have pretty blue eyes? And blonde hair.
Next animal, we had 8 people that said you look like a Lion. I can definitely see that. Oh, yeah.
I got the whole mane going on. 7 total people said some type of bird, 4 of which said "Hi! I'm a bird!"
[Laughter]
Hi, I'm a bird! What do we have here? Hi, I'm a bird! I'm just going to peck the ground.
Hi, I'm going to run away from you, bird. Ah!
Oh, that's funny.
6 people said Lemur. 2 people! 2 actual people said King Julien, the ring-tailed Lemur from Madagascar.
[Deep belly laugh]
This is one of the questions I'm most excited for.
"If you weren't a YouTuber, what would your job be?" I have a hard time guessing this one, like any specific job.
I feel like there're going to be some wisenheimers out there that are going to say like stripper or pole dancer or something
but if people know me, I'm guessing they're going to say something in design.
6 people said dancer or exotic dancer. Aha!
[Laughs] Wisenheimers!
7 people said graphic designer. Okay, okay. And I do have a background in graphic design
so that makes sense. And sort of related to that, 8 people said artist, 2 of those specified a tattoo artist.
Interesting. Well, I do have lots of tattoos, so...
But the top answer in number 1 was a travel agent. Travel agent?
Okay...
Number 2 was a teacher with 9 people saying that. A teacher... and 2 specified a gymnastics teacher.
Oh! Also known as a coach. Also known as a gymnastics coach. [Laughs]
The third most popular answer was tour guide with 1 person specifying a sassy tour guide.
That's definitely the most right. I would be sassy AF. [Laughs]
And then we have a few interesting ones. Oh, no! [Laughs]
Professional TicToker. [Laughs] Professional TicToker.
A scientist researching kind of eliminate humidity. That's a very worthwhile career change. Yeah.
Somebody should really be working on that. A turkey whisperer. There's a big-ass turkey right here...
[Maddie making turkey sounds and turkey gobbling in response.] [Laughter]
I could do this all day! [Laughs]
[Jordan attempting to communicate with the turkey]
Jordan, I'm sorry.
A Lizard Wrangler
A lizard wrangler [Laughter]
And an assassin. [Laughs]
And in Jordan's survey. He also had the question, "If you weren't a YouTuber,
what would your job be? I'm going to go with hockey player because I got the hair going, I got the flow.
Well,
you did get 7 people that said something sports related -
4 of which said you would be a hockey player or a hockey all-star or the next Wayne Gretzky
or my personal favorite of the
sports category,
champion eel wrestler. Champion eel wrestler... Eels creep me out. I don't like eels.
You could be a champion at wrestling then though, you never know. That wasn't the number 1, by the way.
The number 1 was related to finances,
so either financial advisor, financial planner,
financial consultant. 30 people said that including one of whom said some boring financial job.
[Laughter]
Which is probably what I would say. [Laughs]
Next, 9 people said IT, 1 person said a tech at the Apple Store or on the Geek Squad.
You would not want me to be your Geek Squad tech, I assure you. [Laughs]
We also had some really interesting career changes for you; a hand model. Let me see those hands.
Oh! You could have a future there, Jordan! [Laughs]
Someone said a librarian - Jordan would drive the bookmobile to questionable
neighborhoods and check out books to pimps, prostitutes,
and gang members who want to better themselves, the person says. [Laughter]
Your next question is "Should Jordan get a haircut?" This has been a popular debate
on our channel for probably about 3 months now and
counting - ongoing because of quarantine.
I think people already get sassy with this one and say I look like a homeless person.
I was maybe the most shocked by the results of this one.
You got an even tie on 3 of them. Wow!
Right? Yes. "He's starting to look like a homeless person."
"Maybe just a trim." And "Yes, but only if Maddie does it." What would you like to do? We'll see,
I'm just rocking the flow right now. [Laughs] Rocking the flow!
Your next question is "If you were a plant or an animal, what would you be?"
Um, I'm not really sure what people are going to say for this
but if I had to guess maybe some type of a flower - like a sunflower or something.
Because I'm always wearing these flowers in my hair to match whatever I'm wearing.
The most popular answer was
Sunflower with 15 people. No way!
Yeah, the next most popular was dog - 14
people said dog, 7 specified a husky and 2 specified Laska,
but also someone said "well, not Laska because then there'd be no Laska and that would be horrible." Aww...
Ahh! That would be horrible!
Some other popular answers -
11 said some kind of bird, 8 said cat, butterfly, lily and monkey; 6 each.
I thought at first it was a "butterfly lily" and then I wanted to know what exactly
a butterfly lily was. Sounds like it'd be really pretty. 3 people said a Venus flytrap.
Ouch...
Ouch you guys. [Laughs]
One person said a sexy beast.
Wow, thank you.
A few people said sloth and one person specified
a sloth but a hyper one, that the other sloths are like, okay, calm it down.
[Laughter]
I feel like that kind of does describe me because I am very energetic but
also, I can be very tired, and lazy, and not want to do a whole lot sometimes.
An acrobatic house-cat because she's a former gymnast.
Oh that's accurate. A vine because she goes where she wants.
I like that. And Maddie would be a cactus because she likes dry heat.
[Laughter] I think when we were talking about this before, when I was thinking like,
what my guess would be, I think I said... You said exactly that!
because I like dry heat and I don't like humidity. [Laughs]
You did good on this one. You did really good. As did you sunflower. I'm impressed
I cannot believe I got that.
Of all the plants and animals, you guessed sunflower?!
The most popular answer.
Your next question is "How tall are you?" And they could answer anything from 4'10 to 5'8 and it was multiple choice.
I'm going to guess that they either thought I was way shorter than I am or way taller than I am.
I'm 5'3. Well, 5 people said 4'10.
I'm not that short. I used to be. I was always the shortest person in my class... always.
But the most popular answer was 5'2.
Oh!
Okay, and then 5'3 was second most popular. Alright. Well, you guys nailed it. You also had this question
"How tall is Jordan?" It started for you at 5'5 and
capped off at 6'2. We've met people in person who been like "Oh!
You're shorter than I thought you were going to be." [Laughs]
So, I think they're going to guess taller than I am.
I am almost 5'10, if I'm measured right when I'm getting out of bed.
Before gravity has set in.
Yeah.
It's pretty evenly spread between 5'9 and 5'11, with 5'9 being the most popular. 5'9 wins.
So, you guys did a great job for both of us. Your next question is "Besides 'gong that bell'
(If you haven't yet, gong that bell and subscribe)
"Besides 'gong that bell', what word or phrase do you say the most?" I think people might say "Hello
Tangerineys!" because I always say that at the beginning of our videos and
we have gotten comments before saying can we stop saying "super?"
Apparently I say like, "Oh, that's super cool." "Super awesome." "This is super good." I say super a lot,
I guess. I don't think a single person said super. Okay, that's good.
But some form of "Hello Tangerineys" was the number 1 most popular guess.
I can't believe I got that one too.
33 said "Hello Tangerineys!" [Laughs]
Patent pending.
16 - "el centro of el centro." Centro of el centro, yeah.
El centro of el centro!
One person said "Agh mosquito!" [Laughs] Use your own hand sanitizer...
Ah! Eww!
Gross!
Oh my gosh! It was sucking all of my blood. I'm getting dengue for sure.
Uh!
I'm so over this park. It's filled with mosquitos.
I have had a few mosquito freak outs in our videos.
A couple of people said some form of this:
"This is the best meal I've ever had!"
[Laughter]
I've had so many good meals, like what a great life!
And then one person said
"Charles Schwaaab" Schwaaab! [Laughs]
Anytime I get
the opportunity to say that, you better believe I'm gonna!
Who's your celebrity look-alike?
What I think people are going to say are the 2 or 3 that people most commonly
say: Paul McCartney or Paul McCartney's daughter, Stella or
they always go that one time at band camp and they're referring to... Alyson Hannigan.
Alyson Hannigan, so those are my guesses. So 2 people did say Alyson Hannigan.
Only 2? 2 out of
like 200. That's surprising. Because we get that so often in the comment section.
Yeah, and 1 person said Paul McCartney, but the most popular answer
(I'm intrigued) 9 said Reese Witherspoon and one specified a young Reese Witherspoon.
Well, I think that is a huge compliment because she's really pretty. We do have the same face shape though
because when I looked up what haircut should you get if you have a heart-shaped face
she always comes up. Next most popular was Jennifer Aniston, 6 people said Jennifer Aniston.
I also take that as a huge compliment because she's so pretty. 3 said Jodie Foster.
I can kind of see that. 3 said Emma Stone.
She kind of have like a quirky face and I kind of have like a quirky face.
3 said Kristen Bell. Also a huge compliment. 1 mentioned her cousin, Tinkerbell. Her cousin? (Giggles) Oh!
Kristin Bell [Laughs]
Tinkerbell...okay, that's a good one. I see what you did there. [Laughs]
And Kermit the Frog? I don't understand.
I...don't understand.
I don't understand! I don't understand!
Would you like to know who your celebrity look-alikes are?
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So you get notified whenever we release a new video or start a live video. So, who is your celebrity look-alike?
Well, the one I've been getting for quite a few years now,
over and over is Michael Cera. The most popular one was Michael Cera. Next, Dax Shepard -
that's actually Kristen Bell's husband. So, people picked our celebrities who are actually married in real life.
4 people said scooby-doo's friend; shaggy.
Oh my gosh! [Laughs]
Jesse Eisenberg, he's the guy from the Facebook. Oh, okay.
I was thinking Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. All the guys from "Friends" combined.
[Laughter]
Then you've got some female celebrity look-alikes - Barbara Streisand,
Oh my Gosh!
And Emma Watson.
Emma Watson? [Laughs] Your next question is "What's your favorite TV show of all time?"
Multiple choice question. So, the least true answers on that list is that I don't watch TV. I do watch TV,
I love watching TV shows and I love watching movies...
With that said though, for a long time, traveling throughout Mexico,
we were just so busy with what we were doing
and oftentimes we didn't even have a TV or cable in our place. True. I
mean we did say things to that effect sometimes. But me as a whole, I grew up and that's like a way that I bonded
with my family, like we would have movie nights and we really enjoyed doing that.
I think people are going to say New Girl because
that show really has a lot of my humor; my style of humor.
My number 1 favorite show ever of all time is "How I Met Your Mother." Alright.
Well, the most popular answer was Maddie doesn't watch TV. You're kidding me!
The next most popular is "The Office" which you've never seen. I've never seen "The Office."
I've tried watching it, for some reason
I don't find it funny. Please, don't come after me. I don't know why I don't like that show. Alrighty,
your next question is "If you were a cocktail, what would you be?" Well, you know, a tall glass of water.
[Laughter] Knee slapper! [Laughs]
I'm going to go with an aged scotch; 18 year old scotch. The most popular answer was
Margarita. Okay. Yeah, I mean that fits me. One person said Cadillac margarita. One person said it's spicy Margarita.
One person said a spicy watermelon Margarita. That sounds really good! I want one.
Yeah,
I want one of those now too. The runner-up is Mojito with 10 people saying Mojito. Tying for
Runner-up is a tequila sunrise. Not surprised about this tequila drinks being on here.
I wouldn't be surprised if a shot of tequila was on here.
Yes, it then goes Pina Colada; 8 people said that. And then 7 people said a shot of tequila.
We've got 6 who said White Russian.
I love White Russians! And Colorado Bulldogs too.
Really good! 3 people said something that confused me at first because it was shrimp, shrimp, and pulpo, and I'm like
"A shrimp cocktail?" Oh! Oh! I get it.
Your next question, multiple choice, "Where would you prefer to live the most?" Recently,
I have been complaining to high heaven about how much I don't like the humidity,
so I would honestly be surprised if anyone said quaint cottage on the beach.
Okay, that's the most popular answer.
Oh my Gosh! My top picks would be
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