Mate I can do this with my eyes closed.
It’s really obvious.
3, 2, 1…
Hi, I’m Josh.
I’m Ollie, and today we’re gonna see if we can smell the difference between the worlds
favourite cheeseburgers.
Smell the difference, mate I could do this with my closed.
We’re going to be wearing blindfolds so you could needlessly have your eyes open.
Round one, smell the difference,
We will then have the opportunity to taste burgers and change our votes.
At the end the ones that we have got wrong we have to eat.
You get all of them wrong you have to eat, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 burgers.
Can I just say I absolutely love a burger.
I know.
Alright, masks on.
Let’s do this.
This is weird, I feel like I’m in a podcast.
You’re in a podcast.
Are we lifting off have you lifted off.
No, are we ready?
Ok, let’s count down to liftoff.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, liftoff.
Oh my gosh, who starts at 5?
Yeah, very good.
That was very anticlimactic for me because I can’t see what it is.
All I can smell is bread.
You can pick up the plate Olls.
Oh, I thought this was the plate.
Oh, interesting!
I think we’re dealing with a microwave burger.
Yeah, your right it’s microwaved.
Yeah, microwave?
It’s definitely microwaved.
100 percent microwave burger.
Boom!
No meat smell whatsoever None!
That is a microwave burger.
Number 2.
Are you getting any aura from this?
You know how sometimes you meet someone and you’re like wow you’ve got an amazing aura.
Are you smelling already?
We didn’t even count down! I’m wafting and smelling.
What have you not lifted the lid yet?
A rocket doesn’t lift off without a countdown Josh.
How are you gonna get an aura if you haven’t even lifted the lid!
I’m just trying to sense it.
Lift the lid.
Wow, this is distinct.
What you doing?
I’m summoning the burger spirits.
Stop messing around and start smelling!
Oh, this is very distinct.
Ok, there's a sour smell, almost like a burger sauce smell.
I think the sound is helping, it’s wafting.
Again no meat, no meat smell.
I’m gonna be honest.
You have no idea.
I have unsuccessfully summoned the burger spirit.
3, 2, 1
Jolliebie. Burger King.
That’s a Jollibee burger right there.
I feel like it’s Jollibee.
Can I change my vote?
Nah you can’t change.
Alright round 3.
Josh, I’ve been surprised so far at how little smell there is.
You have to get close.
You have to get really close right.
Alright, lift-off.
Mcdonalds!
Flipping!
Hold your guess for the countdown.
Wow, that has literally never been so obvious, that is 100 percent big mac smell.
That is so distinct.
I would bet naming rights over my 2nd child if I have another child.
Holy crap!
Ok, so I get the rights?
No.
Who gets the rights then?
The internet.
Ok, so Jollybeans can name your second child if this is not correct.
Are you ready to lift off Josh?
Born ready let’s do it.
Round 4.
There’s a meaty smell on this one.
This is meaty.
It is meaty.
I know what this is.
You feeling confident.
I think so, you ready?
3, 2, 1...
Burger King! Five Guys!
A worrying thought just crossed my mind.
What’s that?
That I may be eating 7 burgers today.
Round 5!
Alright, let’s do this.
And I am losing confidence.
The smells are merging into one.
I think I know what that is.
Oh no, what is that?
Burger queens from the heavens.
Speak to me and speak incorrect things to Josh.
I’m lost now, I’m beginning to doubt everything I know.
I’m ready, Let’s go.
3, 2, 1.
Burger King! Shake Shack!
You said Burger King, you already guessed Burger King.
There’s no way that’s burger king.
He’s lost it, that’s definitely Shake Shack.
Yeah, it could be.
All I can smell is pickle.
Shake Shack love their pickle.
Do they?
There’s a lot of pickle in there.
They love it, they absolutely love it!
I have to reguess.
I’m telling you man If you guess Shake Shack, I’m coming for you.
Ok second guess, 5 guys.
Wow!
That is a strong smell!
Are you smelling this?
I know what that is.
3, 2, 1.
Burger King. Five guys.
No that’s burger king.
But I’ve already guessed burger king 3 times.
You guessed it 3 times.
I’m gonna have to guess shake shack, but I would say I’m a hundred percent sure that’s
burger king.
I’m sure that’s 5 guys.
No, you’re not.
What have I got left?
Vegan and Jollibee.
I mean there’s no way it any of those.
Absolutely no way.
I’m just saying that’s Jollibee.
Because it’s not vegan, you can literally smell the cow soul, wafting off it.
There’s no way.
Final round, lift-off, round 7.
Can I just say Ollie this is flipping torture, I don’t know what you were thinking when
you thought of this idea.
It is torture.
Just smelling and not eating is painful.
I don’t know whether you worked it out, but because of the draconian rules of this
game which I came up with, you and I have to guess vegan.
We’re not allowed to change our guesses, and so we’ve only got one guess left.
That is vegan.
That’s a hundred percent vegan.
I’m not even gonna smell it.
If that is not vegan, I will eat my sock.
Just smells like bread.
We’re now coming on to stage 2 where we can taste the burgers.
Finally!
And we can change our decision based on the taste.
Very good.
But first up we need to find out how many we've got right.
Yes, how effective was our smelling the difference?
One right!
Oh man, that's bad!
No no, we got one right each!
Okay, you know what's blowing my mind is I know which one we got right.
Mcdonald's surely yeah but then what about the fast-food one.
What about the freaking vegan one.
That's blown my mind.
Burger number one.
That's not a strong burger.
I'm sticking with my smell test that tastes like a microwave burger.
I'm changing to Jollibee.
Alright ready?
Bigger burger.
Oh, that's good.
What the hell is that?
I know exactly what that is.
Countdown from 3.
Wait wait.
Come on bud you can do this.
What the heck is that?
It's really obvious.
But it can't be what I’m thinking.
Alright, count down 3, 2, 1.
Mcdonald's. Vegan.
What!
Oh yeah, that’s vegan.
That’s what that is.
You already voted.
The sauce was a bit Mcdonaldsy, there's no texture to the burger whatsoever so dag nab it man.
I can't believe you thought that was McDonald’s man.
Next up.
Oh my gosh, okay.
What did we guess that was?
Josh, you guessed five guys ollie guessed shake shack.
That is neither of those.
I know what that is yeah.
3, 2, 1 Burger king.
That was the best one we've tried so far.
Next up.
This is the mackers.
Do you think this is the one we got right?
Try that.
Dag nab it, this was the only one we got right.
That's mackers.
Yeah, I do think that one we've just had is McDonald’s and the second one was a vegan burger.
What the heck is going on here?
This is heavy.
3, 2, 1.
Oh, I know what that is from the smell.
Smelling it now I know, what did I guess this was?
Oh no, this is five guys.
Oh ok, I know what this is now.
3, 2, 1.
Shake Shack.
I knew that was Shake Shack from the moment I bit into it.
3, 2, 1.
Again this is good.
3, 2, 1.
Five Guys.
Ah, I know what this is even picking it up.
Oh gosh, what have we done?
Oh no, I’m sorry.
It’s so chewy, the bread is so chewy.
I'm apologizing because I’ve already called one of the burgers a microwave burger and
it wasn't this is.
That puppy is barely edible.
Oh wow, that's so bad.
It's really bad.
3, 2, 1.
Microwave burger
I'm pretty confident in all of my choices That’s shocking.
Whatever one I guess microwaved before must have been Jollibee because that is microwave.
Because josh copied a bunch of mine.
We've now smelled each one of them it turns out we couldn't smell the difference at all
we've tasted all of them and now how confident are you that after tasting it you've got the
guesses right.
I'm 100 percent confident in my guesses.
100 percent confident I’m less confident.
Final changes I lost track there’s so many burgers.
I'm switching shake shack and five guys.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, it's so bright!
Oh no Jollibee and microwave look very similar.
I got them all right, didn't I?
I got these two wrong switched them last-minute well played.
So as a punishment you have to eat both of those which I know won't be hard for you.
This is the two best ones.
I’m just eating this shake shack one.
Smell the cheeseburger turns out really flipping hard!
Well, that's been a burger smellerama.
And in the meantime.
We'll see you jolly soon.
See you later.
Bye.
Hello, my name is Maxine and I’m from Swindon in the UK,
And my reason to be jolly is,
I tie-dyed my jolly t-shirt!