WELCOME
TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU. I HOPE SO MUCH THAT THESE
CAMERAS ARE PLUGGED IN, IN MY GARAGE.
THAT THEY ARE SWITCHED ON AND FLUKING PLUGGED IN I DO, I
THOUGHT THIS LAST NIGHT.
I THOUGHT I COME IN HERE EVERY DAY, I DO A SHOW, I TALK TO YOU
AND THEN I LEAVE.
AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS-- IF THIS IS ON.
LIKE I WOULDN'T KNOW, WOULD YOU?
KNOW, REG?
>> Reggie: HAVE I NO IDEA.
LIKE I AM EXACTLY THE SAME.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> James: BUT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TV TO CHECK, RIGHT?
>> Reggie: NO.
>> James: I CAN'T STAY UP UNTIL 12:30RBGS I'M ASLEEP AT
LIKE 10 TO 9:00.
10:00 LATEST.
I IMAGINE IT IS ON.
>> Reggie: I MEAN I GUESS YOU HEAR REPORT, RIGHT.
>> James: IT BEGS THE PROFOUND QUESTION, IF YOU MAKE A SHOW IN
YOUR GARAGE AND NO ONE IS THERE TO SEE IT, DID A SHOW HAPPEN AT
ALL?
GUILLERMO?
>> YES.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW FOJ A FACT THAT THIS SON TV.
>> YES, CUZ I GET A REPORT FROM MY GIRL'S MOM EVERY NIGHT, OR
EVERY MORNING.
>> James: DO YOU REALLY?
>> YES.
>> James: I WISH SHE WOULD TEXT ME.
>> SHE IS LIKE WHAT ABOUT JAMES' EYE.
TALK ABOUT HIS EYE.
HE DIDN'T GO INTO MORE-- YOU KNOW,.
>> James: SHE WANTS MORE DETAILS ABOUT MY EYEWITNESSES HE
DIDN'T TELL KNEE WHY OR WHAT HAPPENED.
>> James: OKAY, I LOVE THAT SHE CARES.
I LOVE THAT SHE CARES AND ALL THIS HAS DONE IS REMIND ME THAT
YOU DON'T.
WELL, IT'S GORGEOUS TO SEE YOU.
ST. AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.
BUT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE WE'RE GOING TO SEE TONIGHT,
GANG.
WE'RE ALSO GOING SEE THE DELIGHTFUL BEANIE FELDSTEIN IS
CHECKING IN LATER AND AN INCREDIBLE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY AND TRAVIS BARKER.
BUT BEFORE ALL OF THAT WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX AND CUDDLE UP ABOUT
SOME CHEER.
THIS IS THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP.
>> Reggie: THREE THINGS, THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP.
>> James: FIRST UP, WE ARE ALL GRATEFUL TO HAVE A ROOF OVER OUR
HEADS DURING THESE DIFFICULT TIMES.
IT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T OCCASIONALLY GO A LITTLE STIR
CRAZY.
SOMETHING THIS CHILD EXPRESSES PERFECTLY.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.
>> I HATE THIS HOUSE.
I HATE THIS HOUSE.
>> James: THAT WAS MY WIFE ON DAY TWO OF QUARANTINE.
MOVING ON, PERHAPS NO ACTIVITY HAS TAKEN OFF DURING QUARANTINE
QUITE LIKE MAKING TIKTOK VIDEOS.
AND THIS NEXT EXAMPLE FEATURES SOMEONE WHO DEFINITELY KNOWS THE
IMPORTANCE OF A GOOD POST.
♪ PARTY GIRL.
♪ I DON'T CAR.
♪ I WANT TO A PARTY GIRL.
>> James: THAT'S HOW ALL TIKTOKS SHOULD END.
EVERY SINGLE TIKTOK SHOULD END WITH THAT LADY AND A MAIL TRUCK
JUST DRIVING INTO THE SHOT.