It’s technology that is totally helpful.
Helpful, fun, or just weird enough to be awesome.
We’re taking a look at all the Nick devices we wish were real.
First up, a phone we all wanted growing up.
- Sweet! - Oh wow! Tek-Mates!
- What are Tek-Mates? - What aren’t Tek-Mates?
Oh, they’re a cellphone, address book, MP3 player.
They do emails, text messaging, web access.
Shoes were always an important staple in our school experience.
But nothing compares to the idea of Techfoot.
Techfoot!
- Awesome. - Sweet shoe.
That’s so cool.
The Techfoot is our most technologically advanced shoe ever.
It has a pedometer so you know how many steps you’ve run, walked, or jogged.
It has a foot warmer for when your feet get cold and…
it even offers wifi connectivity.
I call it Shoefi.
- Braxley! - Uh, I’m stupid.
When we think of Carly, we immediately think of her room, right? No? Just me?
Okay. But seriously, the tech in that girls room.
A complete new wardrobe and a motorized closet with a convenient
touch pad clothing selector.
- That did not just happen! - Oh, it happened!
Speaking of which. Check out your happening new make up area.
Oh ha ha! Oh look! Oh I’m Carly.
I think I may apply some mascara.
- Show her the hairdryer! - Oh yeah, hairdryer!
- Quick! Here, sit! - Okay.
- Okay. - Press that button.
Okay.
No way!
We can’t forget about our tech wizard, Cookie, who created some things
we all wish we had access to.
Locating locker. Loca… Not yours. Not yours.
Getting through the day is one thing. But getting through an entire relationship…
well, you definitely need some help finding the right match first.
Good thing Cookie made tech for that.
My new Perfect Match computer program tells me exactly whom I should be
matched up with and guarantees they’ll like me back.
I simply feed the computer some basic facts about myself.
And it comes up with the perfect match.
I’m thinking International Super Model Martika.
Computer scanning. Perfect match. Perfect match.
What would this list be without the Pear company?
What? You thought I’d for get the most important tech in Nickelodeon history?
Well, jokes on you because I am recording this on a Pearbook Pro right now.
Fifteen inch screen, dual hemi processor, and it’s got the quadraport speed drive,
which is like, ultra state of the art.
I want a blue one.
Well, don’t you want to know about the speed and how much memory it has…
- Ehh ehh. I want a blue one. - Well, we’ll get you a blue one.
To celebrate the launch of the new Pearpad 3, the Pear store at the Grove
is giving away 3 new Pearpads.
How do you win one?
By making a video showing how much you want one.
- What’s so great about the 3? - It has a slightly better screen.
I don’t care. I’m cool with my Pearpad… 2.
- Whoa! Level 44! I’m on 44!
[groaning]
- Oh, they’re playing Brain Crush. - Oh, of course.
I went to the Pear store and just bought another GX.
Good.
I thought you were gonna wait for the new XT.
Oh, who knows when that phone’ll come out? I mean, it could be months!
- Hey! Look what I got, everyone! - The new Pear phone XT?
Yep.
What?
No. No!
I got a blue one with unlimited texting.
So, is it agreed that there are quite a few pieces of technology from Nick
that we still wish were real?
I already installed Talking Reggie.
- Yo! What up, Reggie?! - Yo! What up, Reggie?!