THE LIVE SHOW.
SOMETIMES BEFORE THE SHOW I TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.
HERE'S WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ANYBODY DOWN HERE?
YEMEN DOWN THERE.
SHE'S REFERRING TO THIS DANCE I DID.
IN THE OLD SHOW I USED TO CALL "STRANGERS WITH CANDY," ON THE
CREDITS--
THANK YOU.
WOW!
THERE ARE SOME EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED PEOPLE HERE.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE OF A WEIRD CHILDHOOD TO ENJOY THAT
SHOW.
WE ENDED EVERY SHOW DANCING TO THE CREDITS.
WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE ONE NIGHT.
I SAID I'LL SING, "THE KING OF GLOWER."
IT WAS AN EPISODE BASED ON A CULT."
I DID ♪ THE KING OF GLOWER COMES A
NATION ♪ OPEN THE GATES AND LIFT UP
YOUR VOICE ♪ WHO IS THE KING OF GLORY
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
"DEVELOPED" HOW I DEVELOPED-- HOW I DEVELOPED THAT WAS, WE
WERE DESPERATE, IT WAS LATE, SOMEBODY HAD TO DANCE.
AND I WENT OUT THERE AND JUST DANCED.
>> Stephen: YES, MA'AM.?
>> UM, IT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION, BUT I BROUGHT YOU A
LITTLE GIFT BECAUSE I LOOKED UP YOUR BIRTHSTONE AND YOUR
BIRTHSTONE'S EMERALD.
I BROUGHT YOU GREEN CUFFLINKS, SO, I JUST HAVE A LITTLE
PRESENT.
>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S LOVELY, THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
OKAY, WHAT DID I GET?
>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD!
>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
IS EMERALD MY BIRTHSTONE?
>> IT IS, YEAH.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
( LAUGHTER )
THEIR BIRTHSTONE AND I DON'T?
THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL EYE CAN'T POSSIBLY EYE CAN'T POSSIBLY
ACCEPT THIS.
THAT'S LIKE SIX KARAT OF EMERALD IN THERE.
>> WELL, IT'S NOT QUITE, IT'S EMERALD QUARTZ, SO...
>> Stephen: WELL (BLEEP) THIS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ANYBODY ELSE LEFT, OH, WAY BACK, SIR, CORNER?
>> Stephen: AM I TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE ELECTION?
NO, BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE COUNTRY, AND ITS GOING TO MAKE A
DIFFERENCE IF-- WIN OR LOSE, ITS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHO
THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS, SO I'M NOT TIRED OF IT YET.
ARE YOU TIRED OF IT?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Stephen: OH YOU'RE, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG (BLEEP) PLACE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )