tell me that you'll wait for me hold me like you'll never make me go
i need to get some clean tides good idea oh
while you're there you might like to stock up on c-o-n-d-o-m oh okay dad i can spell
i love that guy
who was that randomer our fairy godfather you know how we are in uno paquito to serious
financial trouble leo no well i managed to turn our remaining 20 grand into a cool 2 million go
on that randomer is dr goodluck yuletide chukwu akpo akpo the nigerian minister of finance oh god
he wanted a short-term cash loan for the purchase of a contested oil field in rural nigeria and some
medicines for his mother he promised returns of up to one thousand percent oh sh that's fraster price
yes check it out
oh dear that's the last of the coffee i hope no one minds i was up all night oh god look
i don't want to sound like a broken record but who's to say dr chukwu akpo akpo won't
come good the receipt he gave you was on a burger king napkin made out to the big bank in the town
he said he was in the same class as howard from the halifax at bank school bank school amazing
oh betty swallows so what fraser's lost us a bit of money it's not the end of the world not so we
have to prove our solvency by wednesday otherwise abby grove faces closure by default well let's i
don't know upon a fundraiser oh that is a good idea we're not a charity case yet smoocher don't
call me that and have you got any bright ideas spare 20 grand tucked away in that bra of yours
oh i don't appear to be wearing one somebody broke the latch with his teeth for christ's sake
papa wicker's not the only animal in the family this one's hung like a horse
a seahorse oh double act bantam deck oh kill me hey i've got a fun and really funky idea why don't
all the staff take pay cuts i'm afraid my salary is non-negotiable martin and i are saving up for
something chemical the solution to the school's problem is austerity
to keep the current salary structure in place we must make swinging cuts
you may have noticed mrs westbrook's absence this is westbury
has she got a mole smells of biscuits can't have children baron von not westbury
no that's this is van der bee baron van der bee i'm gonna stop saying baron now
alfie could you cover mrs westby's biology class i can barely see history oh
fine how are you gonna be helping i'm going to shut down the library i've got it the
art block they've got a henry moore that must be worth loads we could sell it had
they uh had henry moore i might have swapped it you swapped it what for
it was one of only 30 used on the set of phantom menace it belonged to senator palpatine
why are you all wearing your coats because your mum turned off the eating professor green
is not my mum she bang your dad she's your mum you must have a lot of dads then sir i'm freezing will
you share your body heat with me no why is there no heating if you must know the school's having
some financial problems why don't you sell your organs sir i the queen's amsterdam needs a new
[ __ ] guys please you do realise if abby grove shuts down you'll all have to go to sin edwards
you