- [Orange] Heyo it's A to the O back again
with another gaming video!
We're gonna play Goat Simulator, MMO Simulator.
As you know, Goat Simulator really gets my goat.
They made a sequel, I gotta play it.
Okay, so you can be all different classes of goats?
Wow this is crazy!
I can be a hunter ...
What?
(laughing)
A microwave?
(laughing) This game rules!
(laughing)
This is already the best game ever!
(laughing)
Okay let's see what these buttons do.
Let's see, maybe this one?
(laughing)
It fires pizza!
Hey buddy, pizza time!
(laughing)
Pizza butt!
Uh-oh looks like this guy's got something really important
to say to me.
"Welcome O brave soul!
You must be the hero the prophecy foretold."
Yes I am the microwave with legs!
(laughing)
Shake my hand!
Oh wait I don't have hands.
(laughing)
Oh no I'm stuck I can't get outta here.
(laughing)
Just dance microwave, you can get outta there.
What does the bomb button do?
(laughing)
Well that's one way to get outta there.
(laughing)
Okay, acquired new quest.
Bring Greta her ...
Oh no, don't spill the soda!
(laughing)
Oh yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it saved in my inventory.
Now who do I bring it to?
This guy?
Okay, let me check my map.
This map doesn't help at all,
it doesn't have anything labeled.
I guess I can't get too angry.
How are you supposed to write anything down
if you don't have hands?
(laughing)
I feel your pain microwave.
Okay this guy's lit up again,
so maybe I gotta go talk to him.
I was supposed to give you the soda?
But you were the one who asked me
to bring the soda to somebody ...
This soda was literally two feet from you!
Oh that's it, it's time for rampage!
(laughing)
What are you doing?
Oh no, oh no!
(laughing)
Oh so I blow up the bomb and you stay ...
(laughing)
Do a barrel roll!
Or in this case a microwave roll?
I don't know.
Oh what the?
(laughing)
I hate invisible force fields.
Ah!
(laughing)
Hey buddy you don't look like you're feeling too good.
Oh no, are you okay?
Here have a pizza.
(laughing)
Hey why you screaming?
Don't you like anchovy and tennis ball pizzas?
Who put a hedge maze in the middle of town?
I'm lost I can't find the way out.
Oh no, I'm lost forever.
Okay I'm gonna use the bomb button.
That's the only way I can do this.
(laughing)
Yeah!
Okay so that's how you get out of any maze.
If you're stuck in any kind of situation in life,
just remember just hit the bomb.
Gotta get the bomb.
Oh who's this guy?
General Sergeant Lieutenant.
Beef and bean burrito.
Uh the battle plan is the following,
we need to infiltrate the evil sheep village.
Okay let's do it!
To do this we invented a high tech stealth device.
Use the stealth device to my right
to infiltrate the sheep village.
Okay!
What kind of advanced technology have you guys created
that you're gonna ...
Okay that is literally just a catapult.
You guys are brilliant!
(laughing)
Alright catapult ride!
(laughing)
Yes, yes, I am in.
I have completed the ...
Mission completed!
And I'm still going, oh no!
I'm in the drink.
Don't put microwaves in water.
Oh hey how's it going buddy?
I can't stand up, get up buddy.
Oh no I dropped my pizza!
My pizza!
Uh-oh. Guess what?
This party, it's a real blast!
(laughing)
Oh what happened, did they die?
If you wanna be like us,
show us that you can lick stuff as much as we do.
Go lick some things and become one of us.
Lady you may dance like a weirdo,
but I like the way you think!
Let's lick!
I'm gonna lick you and I'm gonna lick you ...
Aw I licked you inappropriately I'm very sorry!
Everybody's licking for the weekend.
(laughing)
You okay, are you ...
(laughing)
Now you're not okay, whoa whoa.
Pizza delivery service!
Did you order a pizza? Here it is.
Oh no, oh I can't get up.
Uh here's a pizza.
(laughing)
Here's another pizza.
(laughing)
I faint for pizza too.
(laughing)
Pizza!
Another microwave?
There can only be one!
Oh okay, there can only be one apparently.
(laughing)
I'm licking Excalibur!
(laughing)
I don't even know what's happening.
I'm leveling up so fast.
(laughing)
I know you typically only make swords,
but can you make me a milkshake?
I'll trade you a pizza for a milkshake.
Ow, hey you rammed me in the butt!
Time for bomb!
(laughing)
Sorry, I've got a short fuse
when it comes to that kind of thing.
(laughing)
Hey whatcha guys talking about?
Can I join ... oh no!
(laughing)
Oh this guy wants to tell me something.
Stay a while and listen.
I've been trying to open a portal
to a land of gold and riches.
Me too!
I've been trying to do that my whole entire life.
Oh you just laying down on the job?
Well you're still talking to me okay.
Okay this guy's gonna come help pick him up.
Help me buddy, he's gotta get picked up ...
Uh-oh.
(laughing)
This is the weirdest conversation I've ever had.
I don't wanna do your stupid quest.
You wanna know why?
It's an a-bomb-ination!
(laughing)
Oh wow he really flipped!
Sticks the landing!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Bombman!
(laughing)
That never gets old!
(laughing)
Ooh a pumpkin patch!
I'm gonna take that, sorry buddy this is mine now.
(laughing)
Alright, who wants a pumpkin ride?
(laughing)
Oh no it's stuck on the well.
Oh well.
(laughing)
Oh there it is, I got it, I got it.
Who wants a pumpkin ride?
(laughing)
I fell over.
(laughing)
Pumpkin rides for everyone.
Oh I'm gonna blow you up.
Oh!
(laughing)
That's what you get for trying to hit me in the butt.
You dirty butt toucher.
(laughing)
Well I think that's enough for this episode.
Time to go into the water!
(laughing)
Okay well, while I swim out into the nether regions of
who knows where, I'm gonna tell you guys
thank you so much for watching.
It's been an awesome episode.
I love this game!
And you know just let me know down in the comments
if you got served the pizza from the magical microwave,
what kind of pizza would it be?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, what happened?
Oh no, oh no, what happened?
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We're falling to the nether regions.
I don't know.
I think I ... oh no.
I'm gonna fall forever.
Okay, well, til next time,
later hot potaters!
I subscribe to the no pants dance philosophy.
Yes, yes!
Whoa!
Euh, that did not end well.
I think he pulled his hamstring.
(laughing)
Get it, ham-string!
(laughing)