I'm so glad you folks are in a good mood tonight because our next guest is a very funny gentleman
he's making his Network television debut with us here this evening he performs regularly at the
comedy studio in Cambridge Massachusetts please welcome Joe Wong hi everybody
so uh I'm Irish
I write a report saying that a man reached their
sexual peak at the age of 18 but I didn't know this
until I was 25. so the world will never knew what a starter was
nobody took a bite out of this Peach when it was ripe
I'm not good at sports but I love parallel parking
because I like sports when they were parallel parking the worse
you are the more people they have rooting for you
I'm an immigrant and I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that
are impossible to peel off and one of them said if you don't speak English go home
and I didn't know this for two years
I tried really hard to become a U.S citizen and I had to take this American history lessons
where they ask us questions like who's Benjamin Franklin we're like oh
the reason our convenience store gets robbed
what's the Second Amendment we're like oh
foreign
store gets robbed
what is a role versus Wade
or like uh
two ways of coming to the United States
I have a family now but uh I used to be really scared about marriage I was like wow
fifty percent of all marriages end up lasting forever
I just had my first child last year and I was really Amazed by it you know
I was at that delivery room holding on my son thinking to myself wow
he was just born and uh he's already a U.S citizen
so Asylum uh do you even know who's Benjamin Franklin
now I have a sign on my card that says uh baby on board this sign is basically a threat
it just says I have a screaming baby a nagging wife and I'm not afraid of dying anymore
thank you guys very much
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