I'm Henry Hart here about the job.
- Age? - Thirteen.
I'll be fourteen on the next birthday.
Ah. So you're aging sequentially.
I like that.
- Thanks? - My name's Ray.
- Hi, Ray. - You ask a lot of questions.
I don't think I've asked any questions.
- Chocolate or vanilla? - Vanilla.
Helicopters or kangaroos?
- Helicopters? - Love it.
And lasagna for the young lady.
Oh, my God. It' smells so good.
Yeah! I smell that!
And are you sure you want your steak raw?
Yeah, man, just set it down. Thanks.
I don't need this.
Okay, enjoy.
Oh, yeah, smell that!
You look really great tonight.
You have the prettiest eyes.
Okay.
I'm gonna go stand somewhere else now.
Cool.
So you want to go out with me for Valentine's next year?
Hm...
It's a date.
Wait.
- What? - You can't kiss me.
I'm still on a date with Mitch.
I wasn't going to kiss you.
I was going to bite your nose.
Jasper did basically nothing.
And suddenly everyone in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you all the time,
and no one gives me any credits.
You get credit all the time.
Yeah. The vice mayor gave us those medals
And that gift card for a medium frozen yogurt.
No, Kid Danger gets the credit, and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most my life as Henry Hart, and no one knows I do anything.
So I was listening to the radio and then Nojo says,
First joke of the morning.
What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married?
- And then-- - Just tell me what side effect you have!
Tickle my foot.
Eh, I don't do that.
Tickle my foot.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Shh, shh, shh!
Don't scream or my parents will come out.
- But fire just shot out of your mouth! - I know, I know.
It happens when I laugh and don't say I told you so.
I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.
Whoa.
You're gone and you're gone!
Now it's down to one against one.
Your friends...
They like you.
The only thing they don't like is when you get mad
and you start yelling and having temper tantrums.
He's right, baby.
People hate that.
Well, why do I do?
I can't help how I am when I get angry.
Yes, you can.
Look, one of my teachers made this kid in my class,
Mitch Bilsky go to JAM class.
- Oh, I love making jam! - Mom, please.
See, JAM stands for junior anger management.
It can help you learn how to control your angry feelings.
- Really? - Yeah.
Hi, Piper. Did you need me?
Yeah. This Saturday night,
my brother Henry and this guy Jasper both want to take you on a date.
- Oh, my gosh, that's-- - Yeah, yeah, pick one!
Um, I mean, this'll is a little awkward,
but I guess Jasper.
Yeah, baby! A chugga-chugga-choo-choo on that!
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
This is a classic mix up.
Uh, Noelle, I think you're confused.
I'm Henry, that's Jasper.
Um, I'm this one.
I know, and you're very sweet.
But Jasper, I'd love to go out with you on Saturday night.
Wait, what?
- OK, OK, you look good. - Yeah, I don't know about this.
You remember the automatic?
- Yeah. How'd you make that? - I'll tell you later.
Just go hide and get ready.
Go,
No way, your mom go a new car?
Does it have a sunroof?
It does.
Oh, my gosh. When you open it, can you see the sky?
You can!
Hey, give me your phone!
Wha...
- No! Oh my gosh! - Yeah!
- Ha! - That jerk just stole my phone!
Hey, whoa man, just give her back her phone--
What the butt do you think you're doing?
Oh my God!
Hey, hi! Happy my birthday happy. Happy my birthday happy.
- Watch out. - Watch out for wh--
[grunting]
I think the stairs are broken.
Yeah, Dad broke it while chasing a raccoon down the stairs.
A raccoon?
Oh, don't worry. He trapped it in the fridge.
The fridge?
Don't worry. We unplugged it and drilled some air holes.
Drilled?
I know that there's a lot of speculation due to my broken arm
I am kid danger.
[screaming]
But the fact of the matter is I'm not Kid Danger.
Because... I...
Well... I am the playground pooper.
[gasping]
So you're Kid Danger and the playground pooper?
What? No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No. I'm just the playground pooper.
♪ Remember when you took The Toddler, bro? ♪
- Bro... please don't do this. - You put that baby to bed!
♪ The Time Jerker, Drex And Minyak, bro ♪
- Bro! - Get outta your head!
♪ It's just that this one Cuts me to the core ♪
I know.
♪ But now's the time to meow It's the time to roar ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man You are the best ♪
♪ Give it up, give it up Henry ♪
♪ You're Captain Man ♪
♪ And I will not rest till I see you Try to win, baby, Captain Man ♪
Stop, stop, stop!
- I was thinking... - Yeah, me too.
- It's time for you to leave Swellview. - Really?
You're not a side kick anymore, you're a hero.
Well, I learned from the best.
My hero. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
That guy sweats diesel.
- And on the 7th day... - You gonna be OK without me?
The grill master said let the meat...
You gonna be okay in Dystopia? That place is rough.
Somebody's gotta keep an eye on Jasper.
Pop one of those Dystopian gumballs. I wanna see that sweet stume.
Ah, oh, I didn't bring any.
Oh, what are these then?
I guess I did bring some.
Thanks, buddy.
Come on, it's right down the street. We'll be back in five minutes.
- Five minutes? - Yeah.
Have I ever lied to you?
You once told you you were born in 1998.
I was. I was.
'98.
Year of the fist.
Alright, let's blow and go.
Alright. Oh dude, where's your mask?
Oh, we, uh, we actually don't wear masks in Dystopia.
- What? - Yeah, I don't know.
I think kind of beyond that way.
Actually, that's extremely irresponsible.
Mask wearing saves lives.
Well, you're in Swellview now, so you're putting something on your face.
What? No, no, no. You always do this, man.
Just put it on.
[arguing]
Just put it on. Just put it on, there you go.