no wow
father chris hi i'm josh i'm ollie
and today we are going to be reviewing
dank christian memes
with a real life priest
[Music]
chris yes welcome back wow
wow guys back it's been a long long time
a little bit emotional yeah it's good to
be with you i'm excited
we should probably just jump straight
into it first up wow i'm looking forward
to this let's do it
start taking pictures of churches and
turning them sideways was not
disappointed
is that real no someone superimposed
something i can move diagonally on this
floor oh classic that's a tweet from an
actual bishop
i just love that he's taking that
picture in an actual church
i mean we have sense of humor in the
church well some of you yeah
actual footage of jesus washing away my
sins
wow wow that is
that is wonderful
[Laughter]
the good shepherd i got you me
oh what wow wow oh yeah good shepherd
what are you doing what are you doing
i know exactly what's gonna happen i
mean that is just like
all of us though day to day isn't it
when you ask god for a sign
and then she brings you to this
restaurant just
me knowing i'm creative by god wow
a christian truth is the the balance
between knowing that there's brokenness
in me and there's
weakness in me but also i am precious
and loved and of great value so is that
is that balance
precious valuable container for just a
whole load of crap
and rubbish no my grandma couldn't find
the bible app so i helped her out
brilliant i have that bible app new
version
everyone has that it's like 400 million
downloads wow it's amazing
i mean if you said like 10 15 years ago
that 400 million people will be walking
around with a bible in their pocket
at all times you'd be like massive
revival has come but in reality we're
all just addicted to our phones
classic ollie taking what was positive
and turning it into massive negative god
pretending to like early 90s
[Laughter]
worship music stopped being good in the
1700s
messiah was peaked was the peak it was
amazing
from then on is basically like coldplay
and leanne rimes covers
wow yeah
i listened to a whole heap of music and
my filter is that god created the
universe and let's be honest
you listen more to biggie smalls than
you listen to
music when they call me big but wow
father chris moses be right back for
five minutes
israelites well now i'm worshiping this
golden cow
i was like burb
if any of you at home had doubts that
he's a real priest
there is the evidence what would that
mean that you need
be right back right didn't know that you
need to break someone out of prison
who are you calling ball and sign prison
break
paul didn't break out of prison he was
broken out of prison by an angel
ah so an angel came and broke them out
but then i've never even seen an angel
let alone have an angel break me out of
prison so maybe
paul's got something i wouldn't try it i
wouldn't like go to prison to see if it
happens
just avoid prison this is top tier
advice from a priest today
avoid prison it's a great sermon
yes when the devil tries to trip you up
but your strength comes
from the lord wow wow well played sir
that is
actually really impressive how on
earth is that impossible you know i'd
love to do something like that
what's on your mind someone made up
dinosaur sounds without even hearing
them
oh because we've never heard a diamond
could you imagine if t-rex opened his
mouth when he went
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i can keep going when you taste and see
that the lord is good
jesus truly one of you will betray me
peter
i don't know red candles
my bible watching me scroll through
instagram during my quiet time
ah we've all been there we've all been
there i was sitting down this morning
and then i was like
realized i was like oh scrolling and
stop i pray in tongues
you shall see in english if you don't
know what tongues is it's meant to be a
divine language a language of kind of
love that bubbles up from the soul it's
like christian scat
hey that's what it is right this person
is kind of showing off a bit in a sense
and then the person's like yeah but
you're gossiping the cat the cat again
the divine feline lack of proofreading
can change the direction of your church
fast
please satanize your hands
wow wow how did that get printed
christian girls when they finally meet a
good man who loves jesus are not
going to take it slow and we
are not going to take it one step at a
time
[Laughter]
mom why do you stay away from ruth group
the boys at youth group
the thing is i'd like to do that yeah i
would do that
that looks quite funny did you see the
end yeah
that guy's got banter i think that's
brilliant
when you check her instabio and there's
a bible verse listed
[Laughter]
i feel like this is a thing this is a
modern social media generation things
like you go on someone's profile and
it's got the bible verse listed straight
away i don't have a bible verse on mine
oh i know terrible two different prayers
right here
deliver us from evil and give us today
our daily
wow a kind of funny truce
that's an interesting question though if
you pray
for a job oh yeah and god gives you it
but the other candidate has also prayed
for the job he loves the other one more
yeah
that's not how it works it's not how it
works i think what's hard though
is like the entirety of some people's
lives it's just so
much worse than other people's lives
like you might
get to the end of your life your kids
have grown up they're happy they're
successful
you also might know someone yeah whose
kid died and they never had any more
children
life is just not even close to fair so
arguing that
there's a god who's in control of
everything is
kind of offensive i don't really have
the answers for that i don't feel like
i've
stumbled to where i am i feel like i've
been guided and there's been highs and
lows in that guidance
and it's tough and seasons of waiting
and seasons of difficulty
but i ultimately trust where god is
guiding me but
that doesn't help someone whose trap has
died god didn't stand up on high and
leave us
he said i'm going to come and be with
you and ultimately
his son died and so he can be with us in
our pain and in our turmoil in our
trials
and so i think when pain and suffering
comes along you have a choice you either
can blame
or you can just surrender and i think
surrender leads to healing and wholeness
blame will only lead you to anger and
bitterness and
division it's a question of life i
suppose wow
gosh i hope that gazelle made it oh my
gosh but what about the cheetah but
there's children in his cubs or maybe
maybe he's found a great vegan place
yeah
churches don't be weird also churches
finally brothers
aim for freedom of affection and the god
of love and peace will be with you
in the urinal i kind of think that's
kind of funny
is it not yeah i think i quite like that
it feels like they're not taking
themselves too seriously
we've got a person in our church who set
our cupboard lock
to 666.
[Laughter]
the devil whispered in my ear you're not
strong enough to
withstand the storm i whispered back
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i do this to you you do the same every
single time half of my text to chris i
just
you're with like and that fast for me
i'm an edgy early 2000s pastor starter
no the soul match the soul
what is it now what would you say what
did you say like today's equivalent is
what are you looking for tips here
last one guys
god protecting me from battles i don't
know about
hallelujah all right wow christian memes
2021 edition
well done 2020 feels good to be back
thank you for showing me more memes
thanks for coming back all right we'll
see you really soon
hi i'm juno from perth western australia
and my reason to be jolly is
i just water cooled my whole computer
completed it today