- Hey, you.
My name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell.
- I'm Elliot Gough.
- And I'm Eddie Bowley.
- And, welcome back to Content.
- Content.
- I'm doing this. - Ooh.
We got a poster design.
We're gonna be selling it at conventions.
- Yeah.
- Pretty cool. - Do the thing.
(laughing) - Yeah.
(bleeping)
- (mumbling) those VTs were a roaring success.
(laughing)
Let's uh, let's hit him again
with another card playing game.
- You think we'd do like a separation,
like something in between
but no, fuck you.
(laughing)
- We're mixing it up with another game!
- Yeah!
We're a disappointment.
Today we're gonna be playing Muffin Time.
If you don't know what Muffin Time is,
you've just woken up from a coma
and haven't been paying attention to us
for the past three weeks,
'cause it's all the fuck we've been talking about.
- We're annoying.
- We are very annoying, but we're also trying to sell
a game that we made, so...
- We're very proud of it,
but we have lost followers in the process.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Fuck 'em!
- Ooh.
(laughing)
- Today however, we thought we'd actually play
the bloody game.
Show you a little bit of what it's like outside of
the professional confines of a scripted video,
and just, just watch us be assholes with our own game.
Everyone starts the game with three cards
and you win the game by having 10 cards at
the start of your turn.
When you get 10 cards, you've got to say "It's Muffin Time"
or just "Muffin Time", or "I have Muffin Time".
I don't care.
(laughing)
At the start of your go, you can lay a trap card or not.
You can just do something else.
(laughing)
- That was the quickest bail out I've ever seen.
(laughing)
- The person who suggested the game gets to go first.
I guess that was me, as I suggested we make the game.
So I'm gonna start by laying a trap card,
which you can do at the start of your go,
but then I'm also going to, hmm,
draw...
a new card.
And that's the end of my go.
- I will also lay a trap.
- Wuh-oh. - Oh no.
- [Eddie] And-- - He's laid a trap.
- Look at him go.
- I'm gonna pick up a card too.
- That's a bit cheeky of you.
- I could have played an action card on my turn,
but instead I chose to draw.
- I'm also gonna lay a trap card.
- Holy fuck!
(chuckling)
- Then I'm gonna play, Grow Up Fast.
All players draw up to, or discard down to seven cards.
- My God!
I'm going to play Tall Midget.
The tallest player has to give three cards
to the shortest player.
Why Elliot, you're taller than I.
Thanks, Elliot. - You're welcome.
- I love these cards.
- Let's do this one for funs.
- Oh, don't do it.
- It's, it's Okay Draw.
- Fuck.
- So in this card, all players have
to point finger guns at each other
and whoever has the most finger guns aimed at them,
loses three cards.
(gun cocking)
- Chick, chick. - Chick.
- We should do it at a countdown, right?
- Three, two, one, and on one?
- Yeah. - Sure.
- Okay.
- Three, two, one.
- Fuck Eddie.
Oh no.
(laughing)
- You're surrounded!
(laughing) - Oh man,
that's four on me, isn't it?
- That's totally four on you.
- Guys.
(laughing)
(blowing twice)
- Guess what? Muffin Time.
Draw five cards.
- Well poo in my hair.
I'm gonna lay a trap card.
- Okay.
- And, I'm gonna draw a card.
Eddie, for the sake of the stream,
how did the game Muffin Time come to be?
- Well, I approached you guys
with an idea of a card game based on asdfmovie.
- How long ago was that?
- About a year ago.
- You're right. (buzzing)
Backstories!
If another player reveals an event from over a year ago,
they discard three cards.
- Ohh! - Ha-ha-ha!
(clapping) (children cheering)
- That wasn't for the reason of this,
that was for the reason of this.
(laughing)
- It was a crushing defeat then, and it is now.
(laughing)
- Apt scenario, well done.
- Thank you very much.
- It was also when you rejected my card game idea.
(laughing loudly) - Yeah.
- And developed this one instead.
- I'm sorry.
- So, it's a double blow.
- I'm so sorry (laughing).
- I'm gonna play Banana Peel.
(card flicking)
I can put it wherever I want in the deck,
and whoever draws it, discards three cards.
- Oh no.
- You will never guess where it is.
- But, Eddie.
- Okay.
Um. - Ooh-ooh.
- Um.
Whose Idea, steal three cards from the player
who suggested this game.
That is Tom.
- Don't do it.
- I'm gonna steal three cards from you.
- Don't do it.
- One, two, - Looks like he's doing it.
- And a three.
- Shit, he did it. - He did do that.
- He took a card I super did not want him to take.
But in doing so, he activated my trap card.
Dumb Boy.
Uh, uh, the conditions are, if you are Elliot, you are dumb.
- Noo!
It's Muffin Time. (airhorn blasting)
- Oh shit. - Ooh-ooh.
- I made my own card.
(laughing)
- He fucking got me.
- Go, you g--
I should have put conditions on there.
(laughing)
- The card should have done something.
- Fuck you, Elliot.
Taking you all with me.
I'm playing Mine Turtle.
All players discard three cards.
- Unless Elliot can counter it.
- I don't think he can
- Because with action cards,
you can counter them with counter cards,
which will either stop the card outright
or just, or just pass it onto another player.
or he can't do it
because he hasn't got the right counter cards.
- I haven't, no.
- What a right pillock.
- I guess I'll give up my cards.
- Oh no, Eddie.
What do you have to do on your go now?
- I'd have to pick up, won't I?
- Yeah.
- Oh shit, I just realized why you said that.
(laughing)
I mean-- - Eddie,
Eddie, what's that on the top of the deck there, buddy?
- I mean, I don't lose any cards.
I get to keep that one.
- You get to keep that card.
- I get to keep that--
Okay, well the Banana Peel is back to me.
(squishing)
- Ooh, Elliot, what's on your forehead?
- I played a trap card. - What's that
on your forehead, Elliot? (buzzing)
- Whoa, it's Face in a Face.
Stick this to your forehead
and if another player mentions it, you both draw five cards.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Some cards have an alternate versions of one another,
so that card could have been negative for Tom
for pointing it out.
- It's true Eddie.
- But he took a gamble.
- He did gamble.
He gambled with his life.
- I'm going to play Medication.
Any players currently on medication draw two cards.
Boy, it's good to be sad.
(laughing)
- Well, I did just take-- - Woo!
- I did just take a headache pill just
before we started playing, so--
- I'll allow it!
- Yay! - Yay!
Elliot!
- Mr. Eddie's (mumbling) - Elliot!
Elliot!
- What?
(buzzing) (laughing)
- Oh.
If you successfully trick another player into saying "what"
they discard three cards.
(laughing)
I'm the trap monster today.
I'm crushing it.
Ooh! - What's he gonna do?
- What am I gonna do?
- That's the big mystery.
- Uh, I'm gonna play Hit the Apple.
(screaming)
(laughing)
So the last person who touches that card, touches the card--
- You wanna try again, bud?
- No, uh, discards three cards.
- Why, that would be Elliot again, would it not?
- We Failed.
Choose another player to also be affected
by an action or trap card played against you.
Eddie, we failed.
- Ah!
- We both discard three cards.
- But, that's all my cards again.
(laughing)
- Hold This.
Trade hands with another player of your choice.
Tom, gimme.
- Stop another player's current action
and force them to discard three cards.
- Why always three cards?
(laughing)
- Right, I'm gonna go with Play That One.
I choose one action card from another player's hand
and force them to play it.
So Tom, show me those cards.
- Here you go.
There's me carbs.
He's got me carbs.
He's got your carbs. - My carbs!
- All your lovely carbs. - All my lovely carbs.
He's got me po-tay-tees.
- You're gonna play that one.
You're going to play Cake Day.
- Oh no.
I have no choice but to play Cake Day.
All players give one card
to the player whose birthday is closest.
- Here you go, Eddie.
- It's me!
- I'm too poor to give you anything.
(laughing)
I'm sorry.
- I'll have a card please, Tom.
- I'll give you my least favorite card in the game.
- Oh, it's this one.
- No, no, don't bring more attention to it.
- It's the Farting, - Yeah!
- It's the Farting Butt.
- Don't bring more attention to it.
- Look at that one.
Member that, my fucking classic.
- Fuck you!
(blowing raspberry) - In the butt.
- We all make choices in life.
- What is this--
where is that from?
Edit, play a clip.
(farting loudly)
- Again.
(farting loudly)
(laughing)
- Yeah that was good, you play it, play it again.
(farting loudly)
(laughing)
(yelling loudly)
Play it specifically on Tom's head, please.
(farting loudly)
- Mmm. - There we go,
that's the stuff.
- I thought it might be funny.
- You did take a card (mumbling)
(bonking)
- Ah, fucker! - Oh!
- (laughing) What was that?
- I know that you have the Catch trap card down.
- Oh, you gave it to me (laughing)
- But I'm a very bad catch!
(laughing)
You know I have the worst reaction times in the office.
- I'm sorry, that like really went
a lot harder than I thought it would.
- That's fine.
- Hit markers! - Hit markers.
(laughing)
- It's a trap.
- It's a Catch card.
If someone catches something you throw at them
steal three of their cards.
- No.
- It's just gonna live there.
- It's gonna live there.
- Magical Pony.
I'm gonna draw four of those cards.
- He's gonna draw four of those cards.
- Unless someone can stop me?
You should always allow a little time
to let other players counter your actions.
- Nah, I'm good.
- Oh, I'm gonna just go ahead and take them.
- Adopt the top three cards from the discard pile.
You're Adopted.
One, - Fuck.
- Two, - Completely fucked my plan.
- Three.
- Guess what, lads?
This boy just got Muffin Time. (airhorn blasting)
- Uh oh. - And, you just activated
my trap.
That one, which is if you say Muffin Time
you discard three cards.
- Yeah! (laughing)
Oh, that seems fair.
Except what if I were to deflect the
current action or trap card played against me onto
the next player?
With Static.
- Who's that, then?
- You. - You!
- Soulja Boy, Tell'em.
(humming "Tell'em" by Soulja Boy)
- I play Magical Pony.
- Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
I'm gonna play In Sync.
Repeat the action of the most recently played action card.
Why, I would love to. - Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
- What, no, no, no.
Don't, don't do it.
- I'm a Ghost.
Stop the current action
but discard all your active trap cards.
- Bruh.
- Now it's, it's Eddie's go.
- Eddie boy. (buzzing)
- Ooh, you said my name.
Uh, which is, uh, you discard three cards (laughing).
- I'm gonna play Take it Outside.
Challenge another player to an arm wrestle or thumb war
and the winner draws three cards, Tom.
- What is it gonna be?
- Oh. - Oh!
- I'm so weak.
- Okay, ready?
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - Three, two, one, go!
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah, I'm so weak, I'm so weak!
(laughing)
I have nothing, I have no--
I'm so weak, dude.
Okay, I'm going to play Yay Cookies.
Steal one card from all other players.
Woop, thank you, lads.
Oh, by the way Muffin Time. (airhorn blasting)
- I'm gonna play You're Dead.
Choose another player to discard all their counter cards.
Hey Tom, discard all your counter cards.
- Hmm! - And it can't be counted.
- But I'll use my counter card.
Ooh-hoo.
♪ Breep ♪
- I mean that was singing, (buzzing)
I'm gonna count that.
So, for singing out loud, steal three of their cards.
That's If You're Happy, and I am.
(laughing)
- I was so fucking close to winning!
- Imma Getcha.
Choose a player to discard all their action cards,
Elliot.
- Agh!
(laughing)
- Oh my God! - Oh no.
Aw, buddy. - Hi, guys!
(laughing)
- Thank God that didn't--
- Wow, that was a devastating blow.
- Yikes.
- Oh no.
- Your turn.
- I'm gonna draw a card.
- Oh this was a crazy twist.
- Steal two cards from another player.
Elliot.
Thank you.
(laughing)
Your turn! (laughing)
- Well, all right then, I think I'll play Here Have It.
Give any cards you don't want to another player.
Uh, here have it.
- Yay.
- Muffin time. (airhorn blasting)
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win in a few moments.
- Okay, here we go.
So I'm gonna play Hold Your Horses,
where no players can win until my next turn.
- But that would mean I don't win.
- That means right. - Unless I want to play
Can't Tell Me what to do.
Stop the current action card and draw a card for yourself.
Muffin Time again, boys. (airhorn blasting)
- Choose another another player.
It's his turn now, it's Eddie's turn.
(Eddie laughing loudly)
- Bruh, ah!
(laughing)
Stop me.
Stop me!
- My only bet right now is to play Oh No,
which is if I can guess exactly how many action cards
Tom has, I steal all of them.
So...
- It's getting interesting.
- I have abs--
I have, oh, I've got no means to guess.
- For those at home, the correct number is this.
- He's not played any traps.
He would have had traps if he could.
He probably does have at least one or two counters.
I'm gonna go with eight actions cards.
- Fuck.
- What!? - What!?
- One, two,
three, four, five, six,
seven, eight.
- Oh my God! (children cheering)
(laughing) (clapping)
- Wow. - Wow.
- Which stops me from winning.
But I will however, still play a counter card.
(scoffing)
of, choose another player to take the effect
of the actual trap card played against you instead.
Elliot, give him all your action cards.
(laughing)
- Bet you're on nine cards.
- Hmm Muffin Time. (airhorn blasting)
- You have all the action cards, Eddie.
(laughing)
Like, I don't know what else I can do.
- Um, I don't suppose you wanna wear a hat, do you Tom?
- Not massively, no. (laughing)
You cannot force a hat on me.
That is cheat--
Get away, get--
No, you can't just put a hat on me.
That is cheating.
- Where is a hat? - That is--
No!
You, no, you can't just put a fucking hat on me.
- Where is a hat?
- [Elliot] Why are there no hats in this room?
- [Eddie] Why is there no hats?
- You can't just put a hat on--
That is cheating.
Sit down.
No!
- There's not one. - There's not one hat?
- There's not one hat.
- He wears so many hats!
- Yeah well, changed office, remember?
- Pick up.
Ugh.
And that's all I can do.
Hey, I don't...
What, what--
- You help all my actions.
- Tom, Tom will join too after this.
Do you wanna, do you wanna go hang out?
Do you wanna go, like-- (cards flopping)
(laughing)
- I win! (children cheering)
Yeah!
YES!
And that was Muffin Time.
- What?
- Yeah, it was.
- What, that was this? - Yeah, it was Muffin Time.
- This was Muffin Time?
- Yeah, it was Muffin Time.
- Where can I, where can I get it?
- Oh, well that's funny you should ask.
You can get it on
Kickstarter.com/projects/games/MuffinTimeCardGame.
- I made a shortened link.
- I don't know if that might, I don't know if that was right
but either way.
- Bit.ly/MuffinTimeGame.
- The link's in the description.
- Or on the screen--
- I mean, yeah the point is, that they can find it
if they want to.
- Yeah.
- But yeah, that was the freaking game that we done made.
Um, the (garbling words)
(laughing)
Yeah, so that was a game of Muffin Time.
In case you didn't notice,
we only really got like halfway through the total deck.
There are 200 unique cards in
the Bestest one version of the game,
which you can get now on Kickstarter.
There's also 10 extra cards, if you get that,
which are Kickstarter exclusives.
And there may be 20 extra ones by
the time this fundraiser ends,
if we hit a certain financial milestone.
Also, you can get a little mine turtle--
No, wrong - No.
- Muffin plushy. - Muffin plushy.
- You can get a Muffin plushy.
I always call them mine turtle.
You get a muffin plushy.
- You get a muffin plushy, he's like this big,
he's there on the screen.
- [Tom] That's a lie, he's not that big.
He's like that big.
- [Eddie] Look at the boy, look at the boy.
- [Tom] He's not, - He's so big.
- we can't false advertise.
(laughing)
- He's like 10 centimeters big.
- He's like human size. - He's quite small.
- He's the size of me.
- He's very small.
- But, yeah.
Thank you so much for watching our stupid video.
Please back our Kickstarter and um...
- We'll be back with normal content sometime soon.
- I don't know, we gotta burn through a lot
of old office stuff.
- Yeah, that's fair. - So.
- There'll be some stuff,
then we'll get to normal content.
- Maybe. - Maybe.
- Maybe? - Maybe.
- Well, that sounds like a threat.
- Yeah, that sounds like a threat.
- We could die in the meanwhile, we don't know.
- Oh, most of us are-- - Oh, fuck.
- Most of us are going on holiday,
it's entirely possible we die in that time.
- Yeah.
- Anyway, play that butt, that farting butt clip again.
(farting loudly)
- Bye! - Bye!
- Bye! (laughing)
- Buy the game. - Buy the game.
- Buy the game. - Bye.
(upbeat music)