excuse me sir i haven't had anything to eat in two days could you please spare me some change
if i watch your windshields oh my gosh oh my gosh thank you so much thank you thank you
hey if it's easier for you you can actually come inside and use my mirror wait really yeah okay
get out get out
physical distancing and we're gonna have to get used to you know seeing each other like this
this will be the look so let me lead as mayor and let people know this is how we're going
to be seeing each other called mother nature you never know but we know we love you all we want to
sing why are you in a cold all by yourself i'm waiting for my boyfriend he wants to break up
i don't really want to i don't think it's meant to be oh look there he is oh that's not him
two three one two three oh my gosh i'm so sorry
did i do something wrong yeah you cut my headphones i just wanted to be like
a little different you know like let's let's just start over i'm alex nice to meet you um
i'm actually going to the movies by myself tonight um is it cool if i like grab your
number maybe we can like go together well maybe if you uh didn't cut my headphones whatever
hey we're actually just um filming like a youtube video me and my twin brother
we're cutting people's headphones off and we're giving them like air
pods and stuff is it oh wow cool like would you rather want those
would you prefer those because i do have like regular earphones if you want that or i can
give you like 20 bucks no these are sick okay i'll take these all right cool um yeah so can
i can i still get your number or are we going to the hot joker you don't have to answer that okay
i haven't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks and i came home a day early so i could surprise her
babe what are you doing
hi is the seat taken oh no it's not it's not thank you
okay so i'm going to show you guys a life hack for math right here we're going to start this
simple equation 15 minus 8 so 5 minus 8 you don't have enough for that so you borrow the 1
right here so this 5 becomes a 15 and carry the 8 over here so now you got 15 minus 8 and
just shut up and drive i don't know how to drive what do you mean start the car is this the key
yes turn it right is this the right side turn it right now step on the gas which was the gas
that that one that one are you sure you can't drive i really can't drive fine i'll drive
all right close your eyes on a count of three you're gonna fall and we'll catch you all right
one two three let me help you out with that so what's in a box a gift from my boyfriend
a goodbye gift goodbye gift but i'm still in love with him he's moving out of the country
tomorrow yes yeah so i want to take him to the airport just kidding we never broke up
all right spoiled milk explosion in three two one
will you open this for me
oh she's cute then why don't you leave me for her since you don't love me anymore
because you think i'm an ugly annoying no good for nothing piece of trash
hey so we just got pulled over for uh speeding and the cops following us back home
yeah yeah he's following us because we told him the reason why we were speeding is because like
you our friend had a little accident like fell down the stairs and we're just rushing home to see
if like he's okay so is it cool if you like like lay down by the stairs and just act like you like
fell down from the second story or something like stinking but that's we'll be back in five minutes
hey andrew are you okay hey is everything okay andrew oh my god that's a lot of dedication
all right allen so i'm going to count down from three and i'm going to release this phone from
the wall now if you can catch it then you can have the phone all right three two one
there's this one too like check this one out oh my god one last one right here what is that
this one oh i have one more look at this one
i got it i got it
so you're gonna put this blindfold on okay and i'm gonna spin you around twice
and i'm going to make something disappear all right one two three
alex is getting the mail and i'm gonna hit him with this when he walks back in oh my god
oh my gosh
uh
oh my god alan are you okay
hey my girlfriend broke up with me i'm sorry man my girlfriend broke up with me stop being a baby
my baby doesn't know i'm coming over to surprise him baby what
try to sit down in that chair without moving your legs
what
you can't do it right okay okay that's cheating okay alan you can't do that alan
alex come here quick can you hold this real quick just hold it hold it hold it
yeah now you're stuck are you kidding me oh good luck what are you doing what do you think
alex allen
okay
hey guys do you know where my cakes are for the video these are for the video
oh
hey alex
finally
you