- Cake.
- Cake. They're...
And it better be tasty, cause
they said they were Tastykakes.
We'll be the judge of that.
- Cake.
(laughing)
(upbeat western music)
- I'm sending you Tastykakes which have been apart
of the Philadelphia Pa area since 1914.
- That's so sweet!
- That's so nice!
- I can only eat cupcakes
at like shit birthday parties
- Yeah
- You know?
- The birthday party you didn't really,
it was just, there was nothing better to be doing then go.
- Yeah
- Didn't really wanna take the invite.
- Today Seán, we are going to be trying Tastykakes.
Cakes that are tasty!
- Did you say we're going to be eating
urinal cakes, Seán?
Because I thought we already did that video.
- Yeah you made us-
- I gave them all ten out of ten.
Delicious! - Lemon flavour!
(upbeat western music)
- Oh!
Apple pie!
- I love a good apple pie! - Classic recipe.
- They spelt 'cake' with a K.
- Oh.
Trickery.
It's a bit of fun.
- Okay did you punch this one before
you threw it over at us?
- It's got a real kick in the dick there.
Doesn't it?
You can see that it's been completely pounded in.
- Wow
- Jesus Christ! You eat the tinfoil and all?
- That's gorgeous.
They have a little bit of a crack here
probably
heat
escaped out
- You might be saying to yourself,
that looks like the perfect length pie
for me to have intercourse with.
Well yes, sometimes you can't bring a whole
pie with you.
Sometimes you just need a little travel pie
for when you get lonely.
- This is so difficult.
- Oh that's the good part.
- Ooo, its gooey.
- [Both] Ooo
- It's out, it's out.
- Will we get one heated and one-
- Yeah one heated and one cold,
oh there we go!
- Yeah! - And do you have ice cream?
(laughing)
- I think it's going to be like a gas station
sort of
cake.
- Welcome to the gas station.
- Hello sir.
- Yeah?
- I'd like a tasty-
- You want to fuck a pie?
- Well, it's been a long drive.
- Well listen,
you're going to have to join queue, my friend.
- It looks like the pie from American Pie
after the guys
- Yes. - You know.
- Is there jizz in this
Tastykake?
Is that what makes it tasty?
- Oh heck!
- Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
- Mmm!
- Mmm
- That is..
Thick.
- Is that cum I taste?
(laughing)
Sorry.
- Well there's no semen in that.
No semen.
- That's very sweet.
- It's very sweet it's like a bramble apple.
- Yeah!
- They have, like properly
figured out the recipe on this one.
- On apple pies in general.
- The pastry,
is a bit
shit.
(laughing)
- Yeah
- Isn't it? It's a bit shit.
- It doesn't hold together.
- I thought it was going to taste very
kind of fake and
- Stale - Stale. That was very nice.
- Very nice, soft - Yeah.
- Like it's un-savable.
Like even like a bit of ice cream
or, you can't save it.
- Like its, I want more so that's a good sign.
- I really like this.
I have to say, genuinely - I really like it.
- 100% really like this one. - Yeah
(upbeat western music)
- Get that away. (box hits table)
- No. - Oh, did you hear the thump?
- Chocolate cupkakes. Spelt wrong.
- Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tastykake.
That's lies.
- We're gonna be nice
and we're just going to split one of these.
- We're going to split one yeah.
- That looks like a dense boy though.
- They're very soft.
- Yeah - Have a little feel,
they're very soft. Too soft?
- A bit too soft.
- Oh, it smells nice!
- That's a classic.
- Oh, I opened it the wrong way
I'm sorry Tastykakes.
You open it this way.
- We do apologize!
- They're so soft, and I could crush it
- Oh
Absolutely. - Yeah
- They're moist.
These are real moist cakes.
- Nice moist cakes
- I'm just going to cut a little chunk off for me.
- Yeah
- Just here.
- Would you do the same for me.
I'm not allowed to wield a knife.
- This wouldn't be like- - Moist.
- My favorite kind of cake now
it just seems very very like,
luscious.
- Smells nice
- You certainly sound like Seán
talking about cakes right now.
(laughing)
- Like just, I'm holding it, oh.
(both) oh!
- Oh that is a good consistency.
- It's all right.
- Yeah!
- It's all right.
- It's so soft that I feel like I'm leaving finger prints
in the cake.
As I'm holding it, like I'm leaving indents.
- Bam! Chocolate!
Sugar! - Wow that icing!
Wow!
- I like the little hat.
- I do like the hat. Yeah.
- I like the hat! It's like very hard,
like it's not
really soft icing or something
it's like a little layer.
- Mmm!
- Real nice!
- Mmm!
- Real nice, the other one
was kind of like a quintessential apple pie snack.
- Mhm!
- This is a nice soft cupcake
you would get at a
fundraiser or a children's birthday party
- If I got that at a birthday party
I would be like that's-
I'm going to keep him as a friend.
As a child 'cause I'm like your birthday parties
are going to be lit.
- It's a bit of an underdog because
it's not the most attractive
cupcake in the world.
But it does the job.
- A funeral, you could get them at a funeral.
Imagine grabbing a cake and going
'Oh god..he was a lovely man.'
- He was a lovely man.
(groans)
- It's just not fully there but
they're onto something.
- Think that's why they look a bit shit.
As well.
That's why they're like square.
It's just not a cupcake.
It's a, it's a new thing.
- It's really good but I'm like,
I've had half and I'm like,
check please. - No thank you.
- Can I say that like my favorite thing
about this box is
It says
unit price per pound
and then in big writing it just says,
YOU PAY!
You pay.
These cakes are delicious!
You pay!
(upbeat western music)
- Wow! - Oh!
- Krimpets.
- I've heard of crumpets.
- The heck is a krimpet?
- Krimpet. - Krimpet.
- Wow, the second box in a row to really
really be mangled.
- How do you work?!
- Wait!
- Do you bring up the sides?
- I did it again!
- What's wrong
with you, woman? - Why?
- How stressed are you by boxes?
- Oh fuck this.
- Fuck it!
There! - Sorry.
- That's very yellow!
- This one is before Christ.
BC.
- He broke the krimpet, gave it to the disciples and said
- I'm not going to say these look
like someone's had sex with them,
but the box art makes it look
like someone's had sex with them.
I'm going to make a cake baby!
- It's not real cream at all.
- Like have you had a Twinkie?
- I have. - That tastes like chemicals.
- I want to try it.
- Okay, let's do it.
- My mouth is watering.
- I think these guys are having a laugh.
This isn't a tasty cake at all.
- Doesn't need the icing, I don't think.
- No.
- Can I say that the icing on top
is the most disappointing part of that.
- It's nice.
I think that that's a
Oh my god.
(muffled speech)
- It's too dry and
sticks to your mouth.
This is just bad.
- This is very bad!
These aren't, oh this is a disgrace!
- The cream inside is so good.
- And its so soft!
- Mmm
- It's just so much better
when you let the cream go inside.
- This, I could finish a whole one.
- Again, not a whole serving
but I can finish this.
- Yeah, one whole cake.
- Had I not had two cakes before this.
- I've had to take a drink directly after that
as a reflex, because it's so dry.
- Tastykakes
which is now obviously going to be my nickname.
I want to say 3 for 3.
- I feel like we're having like
the sugar sweats right now.
We're just like, yeah food.
- It tastes as good as it looks.
- That's a dry shit.
- The only way this could be improved
is if it came out of a dog.
- You know it says 'you pay'
and I will pay, sir.
I will give you the money!
- Happy to.
- Happy to!
I don't know why you're speaking to me this way.
(upbeat country music)
- Are they called Kandy Kakes?
- Kandy Kakes.
With a K because they're cool.
- Oh!
- That actually looks decent, doesn't it?
- Chocolate cakes with chocolate flavored coating
and creme filling.
- So it's 90 calories per cake.
Are these supposed to be the kind of
like diet friendly cake?
- Product enlarged to show texture.
- Again, you've had three boxes to practice opening
and still somehow each one,
more aggressive then the last.
- I don't know how else to open them.
(laughing)
- She never figured it out.
- They're very dark.
On first glimpse
I must say.
- You're not a big dark chocolate guy?
- No I don't like it.
I know it's something,
its like a real mom thing.
Mom's are like 'Oh I'm going to be bit bad
and have some dark chocolate this weekend
and a little bit of wine.'
- Oh my god I'm having the chocolate sweats so badly
I feel sick.
- It has like a weird little extra layer on top.
- The chocolate tastes like it should
have a minty flavour to it.
Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
- And it doesn't and it's a very weird
absence of flavour.
- I don't know it's a bit like a Oreo
wearing a jacket.
- That's one bite and I'm done.
- Yeah.
Also this box has a glass of milk on it
and I've never wanted something more in my life.
- If the mint flavour was there
you'd be like 'this is amazing.'
- Oh, a hundred percent.
- The creamy center is actually nice for once.
- Yeah it's a bit runnier, isn't it?
- Yeah. - Puts a little life in it.
- It looks like a beetle.
I'm sorry I'm like, I'm trying to like
- These you could play with.
- I'm seeing things now.
I can't.
- It just feels like someone who's given me something
and not really considered what I would enjoy.
They're ticking a box.
Now the box is ticked well, but I don't love it.
- Honestly, whoever gave this to us,
what a monster.
- What a monster.
- I just really want the creamy filling.
If I'm honest.
- Yeah - Oh Jesus, actually
on its own, it's...
Jaysus, it's very artificial.
- That's my least favourite, sorry.
- There's a lot more aftertaste to it
thanks to the cream filling.
- So the, the white element is unwelcome.
It's a bit like, "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?"
But the other way around.
(laughing)
- My rating would be
you pay? No thank you, sir. I shall not.
- No not for this one. - I say good day, sir.
Is what I say.
- I feel bad because we were gifted these.
I want to be like...
I'm, I'm sorry.
- Oh I forgot about that!
- I've never heard of them before
and there's clearly a reason why
Like Krispy Kreme has come over here
and we have adapted to it.
You know there's a reason why Tastykakes
have stayed the fuck out of here.
- But I think if you found it at a
gas station or supermarket
or on a plate at a children's birthday party
You're having a satisfying time.
- Great time!
- I got chocolate on my jacket.
- Oh!
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(laughing)
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