Hey Prime!
Bumblebee?
I thought I told you mainstream characters to stay out of this!
But Optimus, I'm like made out of money, dude!
I'm the whole reason why Transformers is alive!
All right, fine. I did promise to give everyone a fair shot.
Oh, come on!
Well, almost everyone.
Go ahead and stand on the circle.
So, what do you want to be called?
You can call me...
Bumblebee Prime!
What the f... you literally just added prime at the end of your name!
What's wrong with that?
There's a formula to this.
Everyone KNOWS you have to rename yourself so that it ends with an us.
Like Bumblemus.
Or Bumble... bus Prime.
Yeah, that's better.
What can you do?
Well for one, I'm well known across the fans since I'm like oversaturated everywhere.
You can say that again.
Aaand i have my own spin-off film.
(grunting) yeah...
Aaand i can do this!
AAAH!
HOLY SCRAP, BUMBLEBEE!
Why!? I don't understand! you... you are so popular with the kids!
Well, at least I can finally get the spotlight again.
What the!?
SEX IS BACK Y'ALL!
Since did you do that?
Tch, who cares?! I'm like overpower to sell now, no one can kill me! The fans will love it!
Yeah, i guess...
Sooo...
Am I in?
No...
Ah yes, i would to be called...
THICCimus prime!
Interesting... name?
So uh...
What makes you special? What can you do?
Well one... Im
thicc
I do't ge-
T H I C C
Is this some sort of sick prank? How is that gonna help us!?
Are you kidding me?
No.
I'm not... This is serious business.
Look, think about it!
I'm BIG!
I'm muscular!
I went through the pain and I've got the gain! If you guys need someone with authority,
I can pull up and just stand there all intimidating like. I'm thiccing all the right places, you know?
get out...
NEXT!
Giganticus prime!
C'mon prime, you can do this...!
All right, tell me about yourself. What makes you thicc?
Aaah!
Tic?
I grew up being bullied most of my life, and I didn't have a lot of friends...
But ever since i discovered my newfound ability
I promised I would dedicate my life for the Autobot cause! One day I'm gonna be the greatest Prime there ever was!
Believe it!
Okay, Naruto.
What abilities do you have? What can you offer to us in the Autobots?
I can increase my size.
Increase your
Size?
Yeah!
My... Is there a catch with this or is this legit?
Oh is legit alright?
Ohoh, it will better be...!
Floors all yours.
(Super Mario power up SFX)
Whoa! How are you doing that!?
I don't know!
It's just something that i learned how to do!
(Super Mario power up SFX)
That's amazing!
Wow! Really!?
That's what i would say if i was stupid!
HUH!?
You know how fast we would get copyrighted by Nintendo!?
i... i...
Oh my god! what were you thinking!?
Wait.. it is too small!?
I can get bigger!
Believe it!
I believe you know where the exit is... next!
Oh goddamn'it!
Inverdicus prime!
Okay off to a... decent start.
Not the worst name I've heard today...
So what can you do?
I have the ability to turn my life upside down!
Okay, now you lost me.
(POP)
Am i a joke to you?
Shifticus prime!
Somebody take me offline...
What was that?
I mean...
What is line?
All right... So what can you do?
I have the ability to go through any object or wall.
Oh like... a phase shifter?
Exactly like a phase shifter!
All right...
Wait, So there's no catch to this is there?
No?
Okay, good.
But in order to do it, I just need to-
And here we go...
Wait, Hold on, hold on!
Just let me finish!
Ah... my apologies...
Continue...
In order to do it. I just need to be in vehicle form.
That doesn't sound too bad...
Demonstrate.
Okay. Okay, watch this!
WHOA, WHOA!
Okay! I thought you were messing with me but that shit is legit!
Told you!
Okay, YOU'RE IN!
I can go home now!
Okay, you can come out now.
I can't...
Why the hell not?
I'm stuck...
(Optimus raging up)
Grettings!
Oh, um...
Sorry, I've just...
Had a long day...
Oh, That's fine. We've all been there. Take your time. Mr. Prime.
Thank you. Appreciate the patience.
All right, I'm ready.
Let's start with your name.
Ah yes, if I were to be bestowed with the blessing of being a Prime.
I would be honored to be called Icarus Prime!
Hmm. That's a good one! Very powerful!
Ah, my deepest thanks.
Ok, Icarus Prime. What can you do?
Well, I have THREE talents!
Three? This ought to be interesting
My first talent is that I am a triple changer!
Prove it.
So this is my base form.
Ah uh?
This is my second form...
Keep going...
And this is my final form!
Okay, so you are a triple changer. What else can you do?
My second talent is that I can summon cinematic movie explosions at will that can be used in the heat of battle!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
Whoa! That is awesome! I must say you are a breath of fresh air with the way you're presenting yourself!
Very impressive.
Ah, I try.
And I believe you said you had a third talent?
Yes, my third talent is that I am very well coordinated.
Coordinated? In what way exactly?
Allow me to show you.
Oh this ought to be good.
You haven't let me down yet
You may want to distance yourself. I need some space for this operation.
Ohoh, here we go!
Behold my THIRD TALENT!
(Fortnite default dance)
MOTHER FU-