oh rory me that's that's me
no. daddy! not kirk. maybe he'll buy me a pony
green jello and cool whip
you know these tickets cost me a fortune
they cost your daddy a fortune
he has much knowledge
although personally i think a lot of demerol also went into that decision
i got a b-plus
what are you doing
talking about the test
I mean you came to my house
that wasn't me
it was you
it must have been someone that looked like me
and i appreciate you lying to me and answering chicken every time i asked you what i was eating
i never talk this much
it's not fat it's a baby
oh dear
oh dear indeed
do you really think you can keep talking long enough that i forget that i can't come in
well i've seen my mom do it
i've now used the word suck so much that it's lost all meaning
I can't write this stuff to logan i can barely read it to myself i'm bright red
hello governor
just for an hour
no
oh he hops with the hipppest of them
what are you doing
i'll make em now
you understand what i'm saying
no
grandma wants a picture
of this?
text me back
you want me to text you back
now
you started this
i know but
i don't have my books with me
you don't need your books ace
and hey at least you got a point that's good right
i mean better than not getting any
dean hi uh it's rory
i tried that whole french revival thing but it didn't really work
15 minutes
no
okay an hour
i don't know if you remember madeline and louise but they're evil
oh have you seen the 40 year old virgin because you might like it
for the record i'm a girl and we're supposed to throw like this
you want catharsis
yes
i know what i'll do for you
what
jess's car
oh i'm not here to shoplift
who's your friend
i don't know but this is tristan
you're not tired of me are you
i like logan
yeah i figured
i don't know why
hi how are you
he smells really good and he looks amazing
and i am stupid
sorry did you want to talk about spanish
i'm afraid the uh the ultimate gift ship has sailed
keep jumping like that i'm gonna videotape it
sorry you're a man you can't help for another 15 years
a while ago it's probably in fiji by now
i got kissed
and i and i shoplifted
good job mister
not yet
oh no
oh my god i'm so gonna kill you
it's going to be bad and death like
hey the jello is doing this weird melty thing
ooh ice cream oops i'm right behind you
oh my god
well i'll switch gears cause i'm freaking out here
i just got hit by a deer
you hit a deer
no i i got hit by a deer
and yes i do realize how incredibly stupid that just sounded
and for the last time the name is rory
i've heard that the first two years of marriage are the hardest
he's sitting there and he's watching the movie and he's perfect and he smells really good
i was at a stop sign and he hit me
i get to leave first
rory wait stop
no you don't get to walk away
butt faced miscreant
butt face miscreant
we're complimenting each other now
if you let me
it's this kind of thing where you go and they play music and you're supposed to get all dressed up and do some kind of dance and then there's chicken
why would you do something like that
i'm sorry buttface miscreant
you're going to harvard
come on
chicken
well i don't know if there's chicken
but at these kinds of things they often serve chicken
because it's probably cheaper and people eat it
so the logic behind the chicken choice really isn't that bad
from now on no matter what you're doing where you are you will stop and think of me when you hear this
that's not gonna be our song
why not it's perfect
okay uh no problem i'll just um let you go back to your table
i leave
i just wanna
where are you going
none of your business
he looked he saw he changed his mind
i'll start burrowing directly into the ground
there's an extra space
no
we can't egg his car
sure we can
Doose's is closed and we don't have any eggs at home
you want to devil egg jess's car
i am not goaded
i am so far from go to get out your compass and i will show you how far from goaded i am
my town
i should be in china by midnight. rory
madeline and louise wear their underwear outside of their clothes
you're scared
well yeah
and that stops the great?
it's stopping this great
wel what else do you suggest we do
what are you doing
are you crazy
okay what about this
um where is the chair you sit in
just us birds and blokes taking a piss out of each other
where is your favorite comb your toothbrush your nail file
trout them out that i may devour them at one gulp
you want to eat his toothbrush
no i'm trying to convey that i miss him
she's never had sex she'll probably go to heart but she's a shoe-in
it was nice talking to you don't forget to breathe
it's like he's eating her face
i like lines
you okay over there
you need a little water or a
time machine
if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say
and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself but
stop thinking okay your thinking is very very dangerous
what is more hot than candy
you know in the pants it kind of slipped down in the back giving you that good plumber shot
that sends me through the roof
no hey hand it over i can't take it anymore what happens when the women get the remote
get away from me you're not my type
sad boi
i can't hold the wheel you're driving the person who's driving has to hold the wheel
by the time the cows come home
they're gonna make me turn in my pearls
and the purse is down
you are taking this wheel back
and when you do i'm going to kill you
got anything you want to tell me
i like your crazy hair
death and it's going to be painful