can we tell what these weird products
are used for let's talk about that
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good mythical morning please welcome
back to the show from the new movie the
house with the clock in its walls in
theaters today it's Jack Black all right
welcome back man thank you guys it's
good to see you guys again thanks for
having me back just got a small bone to
pick with you
talk to me last time you were here you
ripped off the head of our cardboard
Santa and I noticed you did not bring a
replacement well I'm a Jew that was a
heavy metal classic okay so in the movie
you play a warlock who lives in a house
with a clock in its walls exactly right
title yes well warlock is not in the
title the house with a clock in is wrong
it's been voted the most difficult title
to remember okay so in the trailer you
say I don't know what it does except
something horrible mm-hmm so in the
spirit of not knowing what something
does our crew has acquired a slew of
unusual items that do strange or unusual
things and we are gonna have to guess
what they do oh I love this it's time
for the game with the freaky product in
our hands okay we're gonna get a weird
item place here on the desk with no
context whatsoever we're gonna inspect
it play with it you can taste it
whatever you need to do oh and then
we're gonna write down on these
whiteboards what we think the item is
okay come on you get it right you get a
point if nobody gets it right Stevie
will award a point to whoever she thinks
in her own opinion guess the closest
right and then the winner at the end of
the game gets to keep any item of their
choosing all right let's get started
with the first one here it is it's metal
it's got a ring inside of a ring you
want to touch it maybe put your tongue
through it okay I won't be putting my
tongue through it one side of it is oh
it's unbreakable
yeah got teeth right there jack
um yeah it looks kind of like a stirrer
no like flame thingy it does yeah I have
a guess okay okay all right
Rhett why don't you go first I don't
know if I'm right about the vegetable or
fruit vegetable I say carrot for you a
carrot peeler that assumes that all
carrots are pretty straight but a lot of
carrots
yeah not a carrot it's a peeler of some
kind I believe okay Jack hunter of some
kind I'm going with a stirrer no flame
thingy yeah yes you stuck with your
instincts like I just think it's a weird
cookie cutter of some sort you know it
certainly could be mm-hmm okay
this is a corn stripping tool for
getting the cob amazon says quote the
corn stripper tool is easy to use and
clean perfect for salads cornbread and
others Wow so wait a second I just just
so this is it you were pretty close when
he said I know I wasn't right here easy
as one-two-three
what material is that this rubber you
got rubber on one side and you got I
mean obviously this goes around the back
your neck of course that's exactly what
I was thinking but then what happened on
that part and then on the back there's
these mean you got this white link just
go ahead and put it on because I don't
think that you wearing it is gonna give
us a clue certain what it certainly goes
on yeah yeah
yeah it certainly does no mm-hmm so then
it's just a question of why yeah four
models I got it I got it okay
all right we'll start with Jack this
time I think that it's a Cirque de
Soleil CPAP mask okay link I I think it
is a high cheek enhancer that you wear
while sleeping so then you take it off
and you go out Rodeo Drive and you're
like yes it's an option to surgery
though you would wear this every night
night and right it's a trainer right
cheek trainer I went with a cheek
exerciser I think if you were to do
something with your face you would be
building muscle okay you guys are all
over this this is the hooray lift bra a
trendy Japanese product that's worn on
the face in order to lift your cheeks
smile lines and we do have the
instruction manual for you but you don't
wear it in public it trains you for
going out in public without it so no
link you're the closest what country is
this maiden all right
okay I was being very delicate with it
so it thanks keep happening
mm-hmm-hmm take a look hmm is that a
hole in the bottom it's a hole see
straight through hmm reassemble it there
you go
and then this goes in there and then
this okay yeah I think I know what this
is I actually have a feeling rest are
writing everything you can think of to
try to get a point okay right let's see
it it's a plant pusher a plant pusher
what is a plant push on my uncle's also
a plant pusher this one in particular it
just pushes you get a little plant and
you put it in there and you push it that
rings true you know no I don't a plant
pusher okay Jack I'm pretty sure that
it's an insect habitat enclosure because
if you if you notice that you could put
the bug in there and the air could come
out from the bottom is that true oh and
only when you phone now there's no way
for air to come in okay then maybe it's
a dead specimen a dead specimen
enclosure I I think this is like a magic
trick like something you get from a mop
that's been bagged I don't know what you
do I have no clue but it's a magic trick
okay this is an egg cuber an Amazon
review orgy Otis said like me
you despise avoid hard-boiled eggs this
is the product for you
so is that's a hard-boiled egg and no
matter which way I turn it it's still a
cute I think that it is kind of a magic
trick so I feel like link gets this
point really you're gonna plant yeah
eggplant right
oh goodness that's heavy I mean how much
you think that weighs I'm all saying not
that much seven and a half yes five five
to seven the right is a swag glare chu
Ziggler so this is a Norwegian some mmm
so there's a bunch of like rolled up
like cigarillo papers or something
mm-hmm in a bricks or a musical I don't
want to say any of my thoughts cuz it
might give away oh you think you know
what it is I always feel like I'm close
I mean that's basically a brick guys I
think I got it
I think I'm getting some of your vibes
Jack if you think you've got it I think
I'm stealing it I'm not looking at your
says don't look okay
all right Jack I'm pretty sure it's a
Norwegian be enticer because as we all
know the B species are going extinct and
we need devices such as this to entice
the bees out of their natural habitat to
make them like have sex and stuff inside
of brick that's right there's nothing
there's no more enticing no III think I
wasn't I am picking up on your vibe
because I thought it was a heavy insect
farm habitat thing oh you kept it more
general on B okay good all right if
there's any mention of basic I don't
know what it is I'm gonna direct like a
Hornet or Sun I said it was a Norwegian
moisture collection device you're saying
in Norway if there's a desert in Norway
and you needed moisture no not here was
a flood you would set this in game sucks
at all oh what's your collection got you
tell me I'm right okay guys first of all
this is German oh but it closed it is
the beneficial insect nest sold on
Garrett Wade calm as a place for bees
and other beneficial insects to nest for
a quote hey
some eye-catching and beneficial
addition to your garden I'm gonna have
to word the point to Jack because as
link stated he did steal Jack's mojo
he said nan be also these make their own
hives you want to make a hive for a beat
okay guys final round and I feel like
this should be worth 2 points for extra
suspense yeah me I feel that way as well
this is a two-pointer
bring it in alright a handheld device of
some sort
liyan batteries not oh it's like she's
blinking blinking blinking there's a
number it's at 0 it's like a it's like a
call do that I got it I got some I got
some some some head shakes my dad today
oh it could be Rangers to do that here
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let us see it I got ya I got ya I don't
know what it does man what is that they
got me nervous now does it but it
doesn't it doesn't do anything
it doesn't do anything let me try it let
me try it
Oh if you do it a bunch of times the
numbers go all the way up to 9 here I
put it on 9 oh I think we found what
this thing does oh yeah oh yeah did now
you feel it I don't feel it you don't
feel it that's not how you go nothing oh
really now how do you feel well let's go
to 7 let's go to 8 nothing whoa
come on 9 do it I think you need to hold
it you gotta hold and oh yeah
it's like nice and metric but why but
and don't push that to your temple brain
brain shock okay I feel like we're all
gonna get this one
all right link
all right I'm saying this is a nine
level shocker for kids okay right
I said it was a Norwegian electrical
pleasure device oh I just went with
portable electroshock therapy stick in
case you need a little bit just a little
jolt for the brains okay this one has a
really quick name this is the meridian
energy acupuncture pen laser electronic
pulse analgesia therapy machine body
massager pen pulse monitor pain relief
silver and the website includes this map
of your meridians oh that's a very
accurate map that is well guys I gotta
say I think is immediately disqualified
for saying the phrase shocker for kids I
think this one goes to Jax you could put
it almost anywhere except for the tip of
your penis apart I didn't see it
yes on your lips put on the top
nothing's off-limits yeah you get to
choose which one do you want man
testicle adjacent shock go crazy guys
would you be hot perhaps be interested
in no dude I am going home with this
baby right a lot of things I want to
shock thanks to Jack for being on the
show once again check him out in the
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