nothing's a toy not even the toy monkey
don't touch it welcome to watch mojo and
today we're counting down our picks for
the top 10
creepiest kids toys of all time tell me
a joke
knock knock i
love you more than bunnies no amazing
amanda she talks and really understands
you
yeah it's not something that really you
would think that would ever come out of
a toy but once i heard it i was just
it's kind of distraught for this list
we're only looking at toys that were
intended for children
and were mass-produced and sold we won't
be including those made by artists or
pranksters
let us know in the comments which one
has or will be giving you nightmares
ages three and up it's on my box ages
three and
up number ten furbys
what's that up it's my furby
over the years furbys have been rebooted
and relaunched many times
making them a staple childhood toy for
decades but
no amount of redesigns will ever make
them less creepy they will stare into
your soul with those large dead eyes
and thanks to their language learning
capabilities they only get scarier over
time new
furby you never know what's gonna happen
you just gotta say hey
okay so they don't actually learn to
speak but that doesn't stop them from
being so
unsettling even worse because the furby
craze took the world by storm
few households are without a decrepit
furby hiding in a box somewhere
and the practice of collecting and
modifying furbies has also taken off
with furby fans actively making them
even worse than they were already
number nine hugo man of a thousand faces
if you've ever wondered why mr potato
head is a vegetable rather than an
uncannily realistic adult man
this is probably why in 1975
kenner released hugo the man of a
thousand faces a strange
bald puppet that came with a variety of
disguises it seemed to be a
boy's equivalent to the dolls marketed
to girls which have always been highly
customizable but it severely missed the
mark
hugo is a frightening companion straight
out of an rl stein story
and his accessories include weird hair
pieces
fake glasses a disturbing mask and
several plastic wounds and injuries hugo
is a great toy for kids who thought that
regular puppets just weren't awful
enough
number eight kewpie dolls what do we
have here yeah this is my badass cupidol
collection
gotta be the first man ever in the
history of the world to say that
absolutely
these dolls originally went on sale over
a hundred years ago
and have aged more poorly than other old
toys and that's saying something
based on baby-faced cherubs which can be
unsettling in their own right
cubie dolls most often resemble nude
babies in strange poses with weird
facial expressions
many different lines of cupid dolls have
been released as their popularity waxes
and wanes
but they always keep that trademark
cupid creepiness
on the bright side many of them are now
valuable collectibles so
at least something good could come of
keeping one in your house for years
i can't imagine someone's probably gonna
want to take all of them in one shot but
uh there are some valuable ones
um
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yeah i could do a thousand that'd be
fine all right cool cool thanks meet me
over there and i'll read you up right
great
number seven irwin the little patient
this toy is designed to
teach young children about anatomy but
even with such
noble intentions the end result leaves
much to be desired
irwin looks like a standard kid's
plushie at first glance but if you take
off his medical gown you can
unzip his torso and pull out all of his
internal organs
while an invaluable tool in classrooms
there's something
undeniably disturbing about erwin's
placid facial expression and wide open
eyes while you shuffle his innards
around
the gruesome contents of erwin's belly
include the kidneys and bladder
lungs and heart and the entire digestive
system in one
long soft tube number six amazing amanda
i love you more than
bunnies these days alexa siri and google
home have taken over the tech market
helping people to organize their lives
and stay on top of things
but what if you could have all that
inside a plastic doll rather than a
sleek cylinder
amazing amanda is just that launched
back in 2005 before the craze of smart
speakers
amanda was certainly ahead of her time
silly mommy
cooking it's amazing she really knows
she can tell different objects apart can
speak to you
and more bizarrely can identify her own
fake
poops she even reminds you of what
you're supposed to be doing
who doesn't want a doll that knows where
they are at all times
new extra amazing amanda she understands
more than you know adults that require
therapy not included
number five little miss no-name
seemingly
barbie's evil cousin little miss no-name
was a doll marketed as being a homeless
girl
and it was down to you yes you to take
responsibility and find her a new home
unfortunately even if you gave her the
best home in the world it wouldn't
change her permanently distressed
expression
she even came with a lonely teardrop on
her cheek though she
is endearing in her own strange way the
macabre marketing meant that little miss
no-name
never really took off though she does
make for an interesting collectible now
maybe guilting people about neglecting a
small child isn't the best way to sell
toys
number four early mr potato head hugo
was bad but the earliest mr potato
headsets had not perfected the disguise
formula either potato head
i made you i made you
you know it's true
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rather than coming with a plastic potato
for you to customize to your heart's
content
they came with only the accessories
leaving it up to you to decide which
fruit or vegetable you wanted to impale
with googly eyes and giant ears
he may be a friendly childhood icon now
thanks to toy story
but in the beginning these playsets were
a great way to ruin a perfectly good
meal
this toy will leave you never wanting to
eat a potato again
mr potato fish mr potato head in his
pals
number three elmo knows your name
from spelling
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to shapes to a little help with manners
is that a selling point or a threat elmo
might be one of sesame street's most
popular and beloved characters
though that is a high bar but that
hasn't stopped toy manufacturers from
doing everything in their power to make
you
hate him this infamous toy was a
mechanical version of elmo that spoke to
you
and yes learned your name the plush elmo
would then repeat your name back to you
sometimes completely unprompted and
perhaps even in the dead of night
there was even one notorious case of
elmo reportedly saying he was going to
kill the boy he belonged to
which upset the boy's mother when she
heard her son repeating it
yeah it's not something that really you
would think that would ever come out of
a toy but once i heard it i was just
it's kind of distraught number two jolly
chimp
now a horror movie cliche that's been
around for decades it's difficult to
imagine a time when this threatening
primate was ever a legitimate toy
someone would give to a child
nothing's a toy not even the toy monkey
don't touch it but every villain has an
origin story
when the symbol banging monkey toy is
activated it looks as though it's been
possessed with a manic grin and
perpetually bloodshot eyes
nowadays seeing this mechanical chimp
clap its percussive instruments together
is a definite bad omen
warning that doom and angry poltergeists
might be on the way
it's not clear exactly why watching the
chimps scream and bang symbols together
would be a good pastime for a kid
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before we unveil our top pick here are
some creepy honorable mentions
face bank you'll never want your money
back after this piggy bank has eaten it
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the bones family what could be more fun
than a skeleton with a child's head
holy cow ooh what's this
there's the most awesome toy i've ever
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number one baby laugh-a-lot
if you've always dreamed of combining
what appears to be haunted dolls and
haunted rocking chairs then look no
further than baby laughalot
remco's doll from the early 70s baby
laughalot will violently cackle and rock
back and forth with a permanent smile on
her face
just push the button and she starts to
giggle
it baby laugh a lot the original
commercial doesn't try to make it any
less scary either
showing everybody in its presence
infected by laughter
and it's easy to imagine it becoming a
ghastly monster after dark
hello john
over here hi
it's me chucky what do you think remco
quickly went out of business after the
launch of the toy was it simply a
misfire or
did baby laughalot send the company to
an early grave
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