At "Holey Moley", we strive to live up
to the highest standards when it comes to building
the most extreme 18-hole mini golf course.
Wait a minute, guys. That's only --
That's only 17.
Why is there only 17?
Why?
[ Squeaking ]
[ Chuckles ] Um...
Did we run out of money?
[ Squeaking ]
Okay. Well, sorry, ABC.
Mini golf has got 18 holes.
Anyway...
Tessitore: As the costs added up for season 2,
not every hole was created equal.
It is time for Beaver Creek,
where the golfers have to putt their ball over the fallen tree.
But, of course, then our mini golfers
have to get over the creek themselves.
Joe, what do you think of that creek?
Deep.
Big fall if you don't make it over the log,
I actually just think they ran out of money.
'Cause that looks hokey, hokey, hokey.
I don't even think there's water in it, to be honest with you.
That's probably why this hole sucks.
You don't like this hole?
Somebody phoned in the creek.
The log is barely rolling.
This is the worst hole I've ever seen.
I'm gonna tell Mr. Curry what is going on
on this golf course.
I'm just gonna text him real quick.
Yeah, please.
"This hole Beaver Creek really sucks."
I would tone that down.
Just something a little south of "sucks."
Thank you for that.
Alright. I'll try it again. How about this?
"They should call this hole the Outhouse
because it stinks so bad."
And...send.
How's he gonna react to that?
He's reading it. I got the three dots.
Oh, you got the three dots working from Steph Curry?
[ Cellphone chimes ] And he writes --
He wrote back, uh...
Oh. Says, "Who dis?"
[ Chuckles ]
Even when we did splash the cash on a hole,
it didn't always pay off.
Gets it up and around Uranus.
Baumann: Find it, find it, find it. Hit the channel!
We could have a hole in one here.
Where'd it go? Where does it go?
I can't see.
Did it get stuck in Uranus?
[ Chuckles ]
Can somebody reach up in Uranus and get it?
Okay.
Well, I just -- I just don't want Uranus to get clogged.
[ Laughs ]
Especially this early.
And then the ball gets stuck on Uranus here.
[ Laughs ] I'm sorry?
I'm sorry. No, I just didn't hear you.
Say it again. Please, Joe.
[ Laughing ] Please.
This is wholesome.
And we didn't always get what we paid for.
Oh, no.
They've stopped the rotisserie.
[ Grunts ]
What?
Oh-ho! Not again.
It seems to be stopping unnecessarily.
Son of a [bleep]
The grilling bun is not going 'round and 'round right now.
We're just down to wieners.
No bun, no fun.
But the one hole we knew we had to deliver on this season
was the much-anticipated
quarter-of-a-million-dollar finale.
You know, all season long,
we've been anticipating this moment.
I've been waiting a long time.
After all the hype, the constant buildup, Yes!
here it is, folks -- the tomb of Nefer-Tee-Tee,
Stephen Curry's greatest hole ever designed.
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[ Insects buzzing ]
I saw a cobra.
Yeah, cobra's down there near the green.
Fun fact -- "Holey Moley" is actually
the highest-budget extreme mini golf competition show
currently on the air, 00:03:51.148,00:00:00.000 and it's also the cheapest.