hello and welcome to the tokyo creative
olympic games the most prestigious
and low budget game show you ever did
see
uh what do we got coming up on this
episode two games
each more action-packed than the last
how will our contestants do
in the heat of the moment with these
intense and phenomenally low budget
games
i'm chris broad the enthusiastic host of
this show
and if you haven't gone back and seen
the previous one or two episodes where
we did some games including dance dance
dance dance and hip
battle thing then go and check them out
because they were mental
but who's taking part in today's games
let's find out who our contestants are
aki dearest from the usa
look at her go don't know what that is
tokidoki emma from australia with her
stark array
of colours an orange shirt and a green
watering can natasha from singapore
and her plant-filled apartment that's a
lot of plants
alex from malaysia who is
looking so serious as always charla who
looks like she's tired from the most
small and mediocre weights representing
canada
and shiori with a melon bigger than her
head and she's representing japan
and our first game which is bowling
in this game our contestants will have
to choose a fruit of their choice and
bowl it
we're counting the highest score by
computer and spares and strikes will
factor in
as well let's see how contestants get on
and what fruit they choose
i
oh she's using the very watermelon from
the intro it's finally getting put to
the test
our rule is you cannot claim this to the
tokyo creatives so it's up to your
budget
how serious you want to be i bought this
one thousand five hundred yen
fun fact watermelons in japan has sold
for as much as a hundred dollars as a
gift
because they're perfectly round often
but is this perfectly round yeah
how well will it bowl
oh it knocked them all over not
surprising look at that slow motion
replay beautiful
how did that miss look at that what the
hell happened there
how did that happen
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never before seen in bowling the bowling
ball actually
coming backwards and knocking the cans
from behind
[Music]
and again an absolute disaster
only
i must say it's quite disappointing i
did think the watermelon would take it
down every time
but 17 is her score
uh so we have 10 plastic bottles that we
have saved up
over time like we were asked to do
oopsie i forgot to do that i only have
four plastic bottles
uh that just means that i can't get a
very high score which
i'll deal with it's my fault emma you're
you are shocking
only four bottles you knew this was
coming you could have gone out and
bought some bikari sweat and drunk them
in the last game the last episode she
didn't have enough 10 yen coins either
miss a major disadvantage by not only
having less bottles
but the smallest fruit we've seen so far
it smells very citrusy though the more
you hit the orange the more citrusy your
house will smell
a spare
[Applause]
oh strike oh and that was a strike
oh i missed this tiny pathetic orange
is just rubbish isn't it really hey
a spare again okay i don't know what
that all counts for it counts for
disappointment
12 pins well done emma but what's
natasha got lined up
a pineapple will it even roll
the sheer anger in the throat that was
really loud the pineapple was so heavy
two more spare it
oh the most violent throw we've seen so
far from natasha
round two
i'm surprised the pineapple just didn't
explode when it hit the bloody wall
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i bruised my pineapple i can smell it
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and look at it as it smashes into the
door
[Music]
36 though interestingly a mid-sized
fruit with limited roll capability
and yet somehow natasha's in first place
well done natasha
with her violent violent throwing my
weapon of choice is going to be an apple
probably back in the day they use apples
for bowling i don't know is she gonna
hit joey in the face
i hope so oh look at that all that green
tea
eight eight our neighbor dancers are
going to hate me they already said that
my feet sounds like an iron ball rolled
across the floor
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and that was just terrible it's the
[ __ ] hip your foot
my bad airplane
all right your last turn come on
actually you can do it
oh three all seven final ball
your total is 17. 17.
pretty bad but she's still smiling and
that's all that matters it's not about
winning the game it's about playing the
game
definitely isn't that winning the game
who's next we've got alex
kanshi korokoro what is that i can't
even see what the fruit is
it looks like a melon it's a melon
and it's a strike for alex well done
smashed it into the wall another strike
for alex
and another strike it might be because
all the bottles are next to the wall it
might be because she's a good thrower it
might be because she has the perfect
size fruit we'll never know
let us know in the comments why is alex
got three strikes in a row what's the
technique
not bad though 60. and finally it's
sharla
with a fruit that appears to be an
orange
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oh a strike from charlotte oh yeah she's
throwing it breaking the rules ever so
slightly it's not so much rolling as
throwing remember the rules fruit must
roll
on the floor no air shots
i was just cheating straight up cheating
what did elon musk say
sitting up there on the wall looking
down at this [ __ ] show but nevertheless
20 for charla well done even if you did
cheat a little bit and the winner
is alex with her impressive melon skills
second place natasha third place
charlemagne last place tokidoki emma
with her pitiful amount of bottles and a
pitiful orange the next game is sticky
situation i didn't name it i didn't
think that up basically you get 20
yakitori sticks you drop them on the
floor
and then you have to pick them up
without making the other sticks move the
winner is the person who manages to
flick off or
take as many sticks one minute starting
now
oh the down two
three the trick it seems is to go from
the outside
so you don't knock any other sticks look
at that precision
precision skill
whoa the perfect flick eight
nine whoa look at that
violent flick action since it moved
these are the ones i have
ten sticks a good start well done alex
okay good luck little guys
what was that that wasn't even why is
msa terrible what
what was that that wasn't even a proper
drop it was kind of just like a throw
wasn't it rubbish oh that's really easy
did i drop them from too low you know
what that's fine i'm fine with that
it's not fine emma
but can she pick them up again can she
redeem
it herself like she knocked the stick
there as well which means she's pretty
much disqualified
oh god i moved it oh i moved one
dang i thought it was going to be so
easy eight pick up sticks
eight pickup sticks but actually it was
five wasn't it
excellent not excellent yeah
okay yeah ready go
one two three four
five
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what happened there the technique of
course is to go a bit more more not
not as violently fast that's it that's
all you get
these are amazing
these girls are so mean to me
i thought sure he could do better than
that
uh she did go too fast then in one
minute i'm gonna be picking up as many
sticks as i can
that's terrible instantly disqualified
instantly losing
nine sticks victory dance nonetheless
yakitori pick up sticks ready
oh that was too easy is it too easy it's
only this i can pick up all of it okay
one
two three off to a great start with the
sticks scattered out
natasha can poke and problem and look at
that oh
okay i think she did it
11 12 13
14. can this be the first time can this
be the first time one of our contestants
has done all of the sticks
oh impressive that was that was
seriously quite impressive
she did them all ladies and gentlemen
incredible 20 sticks well done natasha
set the bar as high as it can go well
done incredible
in second place is alex third place
little giant shorey fourth place
tokidoki can't drop the sticks emma
fifth place
aki dearest in sixth place because she
didn't participate because she didn't do
the game or film it properly
is charlotte and yet somehow i feel
charlotte still did better than emma did
another action-packed episode of our
tokyo creative olympics
and the third in our five-part series if
you haven't seen all the episodes go
back and check them out there's some
pretty
hilarious wacky nightmarish stuff in
there i've been your presenter chris
broad and i hope to see you
in the next two days the next episode of
the tokyo creative olympics bye for now
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