Hi, so...
today's video is going to be a storytime video.
Where I tell you about a fuckin' weird-ass experience that I just had,
yesterday when I went and got my hair done...
but I don't know... I feel like if I just jump into the story it's not going to make as much sense
if I don't like back track and like explain to you guys how I got to like that point
so I'm gonna go ahead and give you some like
backtrack details
before I hop into the story
so it makes more sense if that makes sense
so yeah
So for like a year I had reddish blonde hair and then I found
another salon through like like Yelp I think it was? Like I just looked up like
blonde hair stylist and I went to that hair salon and like I told them like my
hair is reddish it's dead like I wanna fix this, I wanna like actually be
blonde you know? So they like knew what they were doing and they like toned my
hair they made it blonde they fixed it like they did a good job you know? And
that's the hair salon that's been doing my hair up until like last month, okay?
So, honestly it's an alright hair salon, I'm not talking shit if you're fuckin' watching this...
But like it just wasn't the best, I've been looking for a new one, you know?
because while they do a good job on my hair, it is really far from my house,
the people there are I don't wanna say rude but like pretentious if that makes sense
and like like judgy kinda you know? And it is like a nice salon like it's really
cute it's clean etc but it's just your average run-of-the-mill Paul Mitchell
salon you know and their prices are not average run-of-the-mill Paul
mitchell someone prices at all and likes for me to go get my roots touched up and
a haircut is like 350 I think and then just remember to stretch up is like - 10
and that's like that's a bit much
and by a bit i mean it's fucking expensive it's fucking over it and so
for the past month or so as my roots really growing out I was like I want to
find a new hair lady who's closer to me
nicer maybe like does it out of her
House you know like something easier more convenient and cheaper because i'm
a little girl like I don't want to pay that much money anymore and so so I hid
my friend who hopefully isn't watching this because that'd be really fucking
awkward but I'm and she has like really really pretty long blonde hair and it's
like tone really well she has like the low light thing going on like it's
looking pretty like its goals and so I texted her and i was like hey like who's
your hair lady like who does your hair I want her to do my hair was like oh it's
this girl lake and like she doesn't have a salon or like she has a salon but it's
smaller it's more low-key like she does it for 65 dollars and I was like holy
shit that's fuckin bomb like I might stay longer if you know what I mean I'm
like is she gonna be able to do my hair like is she good with blonde and she was
like oh she specializes in blondes here's her Instagram and I was like girl
I have got to be hooked the fuck up
so I like check out the Instagram and when you are going through this hair
ladies and strip it literally looks like she is doing here in the White House
like her background is so pretty there's like little jewels everywhere all of our
clients are like pretty girls with long hair and make that dress on that and so
I make an appointment and my friend gives me the hair lady's number
and I text her and right off the bat she's texting really weird like it's
weird already like I don't know how to explain it like I was like I want to
bleach and tell me I can you do a bleach and tone for me plz like smiley face
emoji and she was like tone a question mark and I was like a bleach is only the
Legion down like a bleach and only one what do you mean talk like after you
bleach it can you tone it like make it not
grassy and she was like oh I understand and don't like the blonde princess emoji
and I was like anything
I'm gonna be on me
and then she was like okay so $95 and I was like oh my friends that it's 65 like
I put my friend's name you know and she was like oh wait a 65 I'm sorry honey
like I thought you wanted blank I think she said like barley knowledge or
whatever i don't want to say that she likes what I want it back
I was like no I want to bleach and Tony first $65 and then she's like okay I'm
and she gave me the address of a little Swan and then i win next day and I'm
thinking that I'm gonna go to this like I just got to update my mom texted me
that my dog just shit on the floor so i'm going to go clean that and then
we're going to come back to this video
the flow
I say I
get on the floor my name is Alice basket and I shit on the phone but i was going
to your salon under the impression that it was going to be really nice you know
because her Instagram pictures literally like I wish I could insert them and it
wasn't like route but like it looks so nice that there's mirrors everywhere
like all the products like lined up all pretty like in color order like a nice
like nice like I thought this is gonna be so nice and I like walk in and it's
like weird it's like dark
there's a front desk that we're normally a little person be sitting like I older
than the line can i suck your ass like you know you know
so there was no person there my dog is eating nail polish school anyways so
yeah there's like no person there it was a weird and then I like I'm like Hello
like I literally said hello because like there was no people around and she comes
out of the room and she's like oh hi
she's super pretty look really nice looking lady like nicely dressed you
know so I'm like okay maybe there's hope you know darling
maybe she wasn't gonna fucking kill me maybe my hair is gonna turn out nice you
know whatever and then she's like so you want a ball i was right like you're the
girl for the body and I'm like no I'm here for up Li Chen tone like bleach and
tone the leech and job and then she's like oh like I forgot you are you over
the region tone I expected you to look differently and I was like fucking doll
shit like that
so then we go back to her like on room and it's like way different than it
looks on Instagram like way different everything is like things are broken
their things on the floor Lee
but yeah not presentable not at all like not up to par Lee I want to leave a yelp
review anyways so all the products that are like on her Instagram our empty
bottles and the real products that she uses are like Sally's brand and like
lower rio grande like the brands like no sulfates and stuff like that and that
annoyed me because it's like you pay a salon price for salon quality products
i'm not saying I'm a spoiled little brat but I'm saying if I wanted someone to
use lauryl sulfate free ever appear on my
there i would wash my hair myself you know what I mean like that sounded
really like bitchy i'm sorry but do you get what I'm saying like when you go to
the hair salon they only have a nice product and it's weird that she liked
was fronting you know with all the nice stuff on her Instagram then you get
there and it's like we all talked about was having a sale so we use that if
you're now telling eventually she starts doing my hair and this is where my like
faith level goes back up
she likes sections and also properly she's like painting the dying on like
you know what I mean it cetera and then it's sitting on my head whatever she
rinses it out with the fucking lauriol everpure shit and then hit me back down
on the chair and I'm like my roots are orange like everywhere that she died is
orange
mi see orange I literally mean like orange
that was totally impromptu i just saw the marker and kind you get at a time
somebody and again anyways so
ok so then after I like look at my orange hair and I like fix this shit
she just was like yeah like she she thinks this is okay and I'm like not
trying to be rude but like you're a hairstylist like orange white orange
white like that
that's not right like that around like let's try again
so obviously I'm like sitting there like my kind of waiting for her to be like
okay we should fix this you know like a minute Donna me she bleached it but she
didn't tone and kids everyone pay attention here children
what has been the whole point of this video bleach and leech and toe
please and tone right it just wasn't completed for my hat and I really is she
only bleached it and then so I look at her and I'm like I'm nice I'm not gonna
lie I'm like
turn around and then everything in this woman just stops like she goes for me
like so like nice and like I think you're sure we move to literally being
like we don't tell me here
like I don't know who gave you the impression that we tone hair here like
we . and I'm like so did had is gone be no I'm just kidding but i really like
why is she like trying to me and I just want you to tell my hair lady
and so again I was like well like i asked them this is where I pull up the
texts and I'm like here like this is where I said bleach and home and you
said okay and she's like well like i don't recall saying that but like we
don't talk on here like this shampoo is like a purple shampoo and like maybe
it's like shampoo your hair
well like we don't tell me here and I'm like that's weird because on your
Instagram you told people here like
mhm you want me to follow you on Instagram user fucking Instagram like
you don't people's hair and then I state my friend's name and I'm like you told
her hair like you told me you could tone and then she's like well like looks
around positive and she's like we're out of toner and I was like but I thought
you didn't own here and then she was like no like we're out of it i'm sorry
for the inconvenience i can give you like a calm like a discount next time
you come out like ten dollars off your next like a hare visit here and I'm like
you're gonna have me leave here with yellow orange hair and like your way of
like saying sorry for this is like i'll give you a 10-2 all give you a discount
I've never fucking setting foot in your ratchet ass everpure asked I like your
shirt
ass salon again do you really like if you don't fix my hair like I'm not going
to pay you i'm not going to come back here and you're going to get a sassy a
single review like keep in mind though that in this video this is me like
ranting to you I was much nicer to her in person like i was saying like well
like i don't think i'll be back if you don't tell me
they're like i can't believe you're looking like this like you know what I
mean
and she was just like well I'm sorry like I can blow dry your hair if you
want linkedin it up and I was like honestly know like I'll just leave now
and then she has the audacity to like stand up and like she'd get in my face
or anything like do I was nothing like crazy but she was like well I can I me
and I was like are you -
like I'm not trying to be rude here but like you used a two-dollar salon care
Sally's developer on me and some like random bleach that you could have easily
bought from box died at the drugstore and some l'oreal everpure shampoo and
you didn't
and she didn't even blow dry my hair
so then from this point I'm just like okay bye like I'm leaving and then she's
like following me I get up to leave the like room and go back into the like
creepy dark entryway and she's like you're gonna pay me I'm gonna call the
cops didn't and I'm like well I'm okay you used three dollar bleach on me
three dollars shampoo on me and towel dry my head with a towel do you want six
dollars because like I'm not going to say 65 like you told me you would told
my hair and you did not it is orange and then she's like well I'm sorry that I
said that like you still have to pay me for my services like I'm calling the
cops and gets out her phone is like and I'm like bitch call the fucking cops
there and and then like it and then I left with my wet ass
orange as hair and then I came home and I purple shampooed it like literally
like 20 times would like the strongest purple shampoo like but it's better now
and then I don't know if you're going to be able to see what do you see like this
little strip right here how it's like yellow like it's not quite it's like
we're gonna be able to see
but anyways it's like still golden still very yellow and then that's not that bad
because she left this on the longest but like my underneath routes are like
brownish orange like when I say like orange I mean like they're orange still
and so I had to go to fucking Sally's Beauty Supply and buy some toner and i'm
going to attempt to like tone it myself and I don't really know how that's going
to go and if not I'm just gonna go back to my hair slime like I'm sorry I left
you please fix my hair
but yeah so basically i dearly from how basically if you're watching this
fuck you on i'm tempted like so tempted to leave this video as like an
attachment on her Yelp page but it's like too rude
like I just hope she sees that I don't know but yeah I hope you guys enjoyed
this video hearing about my hair lady from hell
the moral of the story is if you have a good thing going
don't fuck it up because you're looking for something better because there's
probably not better out there more of the story people are rude
moral of the story of something works for someone else it might not work for
you
moral of the story sometimes we're going to fuck shit up and you have to fix it
on your own because you need to be an independent ass bitch
final moral of the story of bleach and tone means bleach and fucking tone
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yeah