Can I be anybody that I wanna be ?
Well... You--
Actually-- you can be john malkovich.
That's perfect ! It's my second choice, but it's wonderful.
It's-- [ sobbing ]
I'm a fat man. I am sad and fat--
Two hundred dollars ?
Oh. Oh, uh, yes.
[ door opens, wind humming ] okay.
You gotta crawl in there.
Oh, my god.
[ panting ]
Oh.
[ wind howling ]
No, that's what I'm saying. See, I don't really need an extra bath mat.
So if I get the set, would it be possible...
If I could just get maybe three...
Extra hand towels--
Uh, if I get the set-- instead of the bathmat ?
[ woman on phone ] yes, sir. Sure, we can do that. Great.
That sounds good.
And for the color periwinkle ?
[ woman ] oh, I'm sorry. We're out of stock in periwinkle.
Do you want to back order ?
No. I'll, uh... Go with the loden.
Would you like to order anything else ?
What is the difference between the foot-pampering looped cotton rug...
And the bath mat ?
[ popping sound ]
[ laughing ]
You're my friends. Thank you.
Did you know that eskimos have not one...
But...
49 words for snow ?