Shane: How you doing Liz?
Liz: Wonderful. Hannah: Are you enjoying Shane's float?
L: This is heaven.
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S: We should call and make that reservation for dinner.
H: Hi! Look how big you are. (crickets chirping in the background)
H: Look how big!
H: Look at that.
H: My least favorite thing about living in Minnesota is the pizza, cause it's all terrible.
H: And this is finally good pizza.
S: In Florida. H: In Florida.
H: They also had cannolis.
H: It's our last night in the pool.
S: So now, it's time to frolic.
H: You gonna swim? Ready? S: Time to swim, boys.
S: Go!
S: I was gonna slam off and do a back flip but...
S: I think... I think if I go on my back...
H: You'll get water up your nose. S: Yeah, it'll jet up into my lungs and I'll die.
S: So...
S: Alright, never mind... H: Why don't you show them a forward dive?
S: Wait.
S: Go! H: A dive?
S: Uh huh. 3, 2, 1, go!
S: Not many people know this, but those who have SMA can breathe underwater.
S: Which isn't very useful.
S: But for me it is. H: (laughs)
S: Ready? Go.
H: Good? You wanna get a ring?
S: Yes! I must!
H: There's one right here. You see it?
S: Uh-huh
S: Kay.
S: Ready?
S: Ready? Go!
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H: Wa-ha-ho.
H: Raise your ring up. S: Huh?
H: I'm trying to get your ring up. S: Ah haaa!
H: It's our last night here. We're going to dinner soon, but first I am packing our stuff up.
H: Which is so, so sad. I really don't wanna leave.
H: It was like 35°F today in Minnesota.
H: (sighs)
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S: It's our last day on Marco Island.
S: It's been a wonderful time. H: Mmm- hmm.
S: Really sad to leave. H: Yeah.
H: Really don't want to.
S:Everything is better in warm weather. H: With a pool.
S: But by a pool.
S: Like I can sit here and do work on my phone. H: I know. And then-
S: And it's the same thing I'd be doing in Minneapolis. H: And then get in the pool.
S: But yeah, like take a break, take a 5 minute dip, get some rings.
Both: (sighs)
S: So we're going back to Orlando to fly home from there. H: Yeah, three hour drive.
S: This trip will have been a wild success
S: if we make it home without my chair breaking. H: Yeah.
S: If that happens, this is a perfect trip. H: It was amazing, yeah.
S: But first, breakfast.
H: I forgot to take a video before we started eating.
H: We finished breakfast and now we are driving three hours to the airport.
S: Four hours. L: Four hours.
H: Four hours, apparently. I guess there's traffic.
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H: We got to the car rental return place and their accessible van - like, bus - that'll take us to the airport...
H: is not running.
H: It's not in service, whatever that means. So now the supervisor is coming to talk to us I guess?
H: To figure out how we can get Shane to the airport.
H: This is an accessible car rental company that uses this lot so...
H: It's kinda shocking that someone can't return their accessible car and then get to the airport.
H: But luckily, we put in a little bit of a time buffer thanks to Shane.
H: So hopefully we get there on time. S: This is why.
H: This is why, you're right. S: We're never going to get to the airport!
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S: We're in the wheelchair line for the TSA. Lots of wheelchairs.
S: You're supposed to be in a wheelchair.
H: I'm sorry. S: Get out.
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H: We're waiting for Shane to go through security and it's taking like, three years.
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S: Please have a changing table, please have a changing table, please have a changing table.
S: My day has been made.
S: It's like a hospital bed. H: It goes up and down? Let's see. I think I want you a little higher.
H: Oh. S: Doesn't work, doesn't work.
H: Okay, doesn't work. That's okay. S: That's fine.
H: At least it's big.
H: There's a drain in it, in case we just need to go right there. Forgot your pee jar? No problem.
S: This is a perfect example of how any room... H: Yeah.
S: It's not a big room. H: No, small.
S: Can be made very easily accessible.
S: Oh, this is not- H: It's fine, just tell your story.
S: We had some Outback Steakhouse again in the airport. H: And it almost made us late for our flight.
S: Yep. H: We looked up from our meals and we had to go.
S: But we made it, we're on. I have a window seat for the first time in my life.
H: Aw! That will be fun!
S: My head
H: Oh, don't do that.
S: Hope we don't have any turbulence.
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L: Why is he holding it by the thing?
H: It he using it to drive? L: Yes!
H: He thinks he - oh my god, that's go annoying. He's bending it all the way out.
S: It's all bent.
H: Oh! He's confused. Why isn't it on manual?
H: So, apparently, the person thinks that he can push the wheelchair that's in manual by the joystick.
H: So that's gonna be all sorts of bent of out of shape. S: Was the light on? Did you notice if the light...?
H:The light was on, he turned it on.
S: So he wasn't - he took it out of manual. H: It can still be turned on in manual though, it just won't drive.
S: It was unplugged though.
H: Ohh, he did- He undid our duct tape and plugged it in. That is so inappropriate.
L: Also, there was no... uh... H: He plugged it in. And he un-duct taped it.
L: Bubble wrap was on there.
H: That is so inappropriate. S: Just push the *censored* chair.
L: I am going to point out... S: I guarantee that he didn't push the button, I bet he wrenched it out.
S: It's it's bent- H: It's gonna be all bent.
H: That's nice.
H: Even when we duct taped it closed.
S: Bubble wrapped it. Duct taped it. And unplugged the wire. H: Bubble wrapped it and duct taped it and unplugged it.
H: And duct taped the plugs! S: And taped up the plugs!!
H: He must've spent like 15 minutes undoing our duct tape. S: It's not that hard to push.
H: And didn't read the directions. S: You can push it.
H: Yeah, oh, it's not hard to push. I mean, it takes a little bit- like you have to push it but...
H: It's a- it's on wheels. It does roll.
S: We're home!
H: When we got off the plane Shane's chair was there
H: It was- the controller was bent out a lot but- S: Like, way out.
H: Way out. But we were able to push it back in.
H: It's in working order. Another successful flight.
S: Yes. H: It was all good.
S: Yeah, so we got home, um... We're back in Minnesota now.
S: Just in time for a giant mid-April snowstorm.
H: Yup. S: So that's fun.
H: Like a foot of snow over the past week. S: Yeah.
S: But, I think, you know, I'm just really happy we got some time in the warmth.
H: Yes. S: It was a beautiful, beautiful time down there.
H: Yeah.
S: Everything from Disney to Marco Island. H: Yeah, the pool...
S: We met some really awesome people
S: We ate lots of really good food. H: Yeah.
S: We picked up- H: We got a tan.
S: We picked up a lot of rings in the bottom of the pool. H: Yup.
S: I feel like a hero.
S: A hero's journey... H: Alrighty.
S: Are you proud of me?
H: Um, thanks for watching! Both: (laughs)
S: Bye.
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