[APPLAUSE]
Tom Hiddleston is so [BLEEP] ugly.
Why is no one acknowledging this?
I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie
got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth,
but here we are.
Scarlett Johansson has the emotional
range of a [BLEEP] celery.
I hate white people.
All of us?
Why do so many people have a crush on Sebastian Stan?
He looks like a potato.
Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs.
Damn.
Elizabeth Olsen has weird [BLEEP] thumbs.
It's true. I do.
I have weird thumbs.
Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle--
that rhymes-- a muskrat, and a roach.
That's just [BLEEP] up.
From @wehatedbatista.
Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista.
He's ugly, a complete joke, non talented, and he sucks.
Wow.
Benedict Cumberbatch always looks
like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp.
I bet Tom Holland is one of those whities
who claps when the plane lands.
Also while I'm comparing old men to reptiles,
ever notice that Samuel L Jackson
looks like a snapping turtle?
If a girl girl wants to [BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances
are she'll [BLEEP] you, too.
Hashtag Paul Rudd is [BLEEP].
Karen Gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who
the [BLEEP] you think you are?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm going to just have to Google myself.
And this one is very simple and to the point.
Paul Bettany-- what a [BLEEP].
How did the coolest, blackest dude
in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass
name like Chadwick?
If I said it once, I said it 600 times--
Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP].
Perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor,
but he plays Captain America like's he's a big,
dumb hunk of [BLEEP].
Wow, I don't--
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