- You ready, big guy?
- Ya! (exhales) I'm like totally ready.
- Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star in our singing competition.
- This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!
♫ Yo, Humpty ♫ You're really funny-lookin'
♫ That's all right ♫ 'Cause I get things cookin'
♫ Come, my lady ♫ Come, come, my lady
♫ You're my butterfly ♫ Sugar, baby
♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her butt
♫ Oh my gosh ♫ Look at her--
- Are you okay?!
- Oh, yes. I'm fine. Thank you.
How are you?
- If you wanna become stars and win a hundred grand
then you better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your lives!
- Ugh. - Yes, that was very bad.
- Where's Johnny?
- He's not here.
(police sirens)
- Where were ya?
- I was at rehearsal.
Dad, I don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
- How did I end up with a son like you?
♫ Music can alter moods and talk to you
- I can sing, but I get so scared.
- Come on! Be confident! Don't you want this?!
- I'm back! What is going on here?
♫ Seize the moment ♫ Try to freeze it and own it
♫ Squeeze it and hold it ♫ 'Cause we consider these minutes golden
- Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.
You know what's great with hitting rock bottom?
There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years
♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears
- That's my son!
♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on
- She's not even that good.
- Yeah, yeah. Totally.
- I can't move.
I'm terrified.
- Just sing.
♫ Dream on ♫ Dream on
♫ Dream on
(sings high note)
- Uh, I'm sorry. Uh...
(cheers and applause)
♫ Sing with me ♫ Sing for the years
♫ Sing for the laughter ♫ Sing for the tears
(crying) - Why aren't you rehearsing?
- I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac!
I don't even know what that means!