Ah, good times.
This honey jelly is pretty good.
It's better than the prison food.
Oh, I think I can feel the baby.
Come on, be lucky.
This is so exciting.
Woohoo, I'm rich.
Best day ever. Yeah!
I think my little one is moving too.
Here goes...
I've got a good feeling about this.
A dollar? But... this cost five dollars.
What are they doing?
I need to lay off the honey jelly.
Whoa.
I don't know where this came from but I don't care.
Come on money... come to mama.
Oh, this isn't good. How is this fair?
Are you seeing this? I'm broke.
But I want to be rich too.
Oh this necklace is shiny.
Oh, that's a good stretch.
Hi, you must be my new client.
So I don't want to sweat too much.
Don't worry, we'll start with the balance ball.
Great.
Ah, how the other half live.
Hmm, that looks really comfortable.
Maybe I should get on of those.
There must be something I can use.
Nope.
Think.
I suppose the sofa will have to do.
You're doing amazing, keep it up.
Make sure you feel the burn in the glutes and calves.
Hold on...
Uh... are you getting help?
Whatever, she's paying me well.
Breath in... Feel your chakra...
I feel at one with the universe.
I feel sleepy.
Aaah. Anyone else hungry?
Wow, these were really dirty.
I can see now.
Mama, mama.
Yeah, cute.
So I'll show you how to swaddle the little one.
Start by pulling the top of the blanket up.
Then, all you you do is fold the edges over the bambino.
We've got to make sure they are nice and cozy.
All snug. So cute.
And there we have it. Well done.
It's pretty easy.
Want to give it a try mommy?
What? Oh no, the help will be doing that.
Hey, get over here. You need to see this.
Step aside ma'am.
First assess the threat.
Minimal threat...
Then calm the child.
Have you ever held a baby?
Of course.
Alley-ooop. Objective complete.
Unconventional... but it works.
I'll never let you go again.
My precious little bundle of joy.
Who's the cutest football? You are.
Ok, this can't be that difficult.
So if I lift this side...
Or is it this side?
And then I fold it over?
That doesn't look right.
It's a work in progress, I'll keep going.
Nope.
Aha. Ok, I've got.
I'm so glad this isn't a real baby.
Maybe if I roll it.
Oh... I'll pretend that didn't happen.
I give up. Why can't I do this?
We're almost there, don't worry. Keep breathing.
...and then the dad fainted... hilarious.
Ahem.
One minute...
So rude...
Oh no you didn't.
Why don't you lie down darling.
Take it easy.
Oh, so exciting. Lay on the bed, please.
Do I have to do everything myself?
No, sell. Sell. Sell.
Let's get you comfortable. There we go.
Now you be good little one.
You're doing great honey.
I think the baby's coming.
Hey. We're having a baby here.
I have to go, got a really annoying couple here.
It's going to be ok.
Do something. Arrrrgh.
I need to order new gloves.
Hey... wanna keep it down?
You need to breath like this.
That should be the right temperature.
So I went and got you a little treat. Got to keep your energy up.
Oh no, I'm watching my weight.
Ah, I needed that. Anyway... what've we got here?
Wow, you don't see that everyday. Push.
I knew we should have went to another doctor. Aaaah.
Oh my hand.
Keep going.
Is that normal?
Block it out.
I'm not doing this.
Leave it to me.
Hm. Is this enough?
Absolutely. Don't worry about a thing.
Glad to hear it.
One of these will make everything easy.
Please, this is so sore...
You think?
Ok.
Feel anything?
Oh, I think it's happening. Oow.
Congratulations. It's a beautiful baby girl.
Awww.
Such a lovely family.
Coochie-coo.
Never again.
Take your baby, congratulations, blah, blah, blah.
Is it a boy or girl?
I don't know, whatever.
I'm so happy.
Sweetie, come see our little one.
I love you both.
I'm here for my scan.
Of course, come on in.
Firstly, you look amazing.
I'll have a listen to the baby.
Sound good.
Just kidding, a little nurse humor for you.
Ok, let's see what we've got.
Oh, how lovely. You're having a boy.
No.
But--
I want a girl Take this and sort it out
Sure...
I need a drink.
Everything ok?
I need your help.
What's she doing?
No idea.
I need the boy to be a girl.
Good one! Best joke I've heard for a while.
You crack me up.
Thanks guys, appreciate it.
There must be something I can do.
Perhaps... no.
Think... It's only science.
Got it. It's so simple.
I can use these tablets.
Take one of these tablets and you'll have a girl.
Thank you.
We'll do the scan again.
Wonderful... it's a girl.
You've earned this.
Oh you.
I need to set the mood.
I think everything is ready.
Now to begin.
An apple...
A clove of garlic.
Wow, that's strong.
What else?
Oh, of course.
Can't forget the pacifier.
The incantation can begin.
Hubble bubble... hocus pocus...
Tell me it's a boy.
This usually works.
Maybe I forgot something.
I'll put some glitter in.
Abracadabra, reveal all.
What am I doing wrong?
Oh, I need this. A human hair.
This should work now.
Tell me what I want to know.
Arggh!
Hey babe. Doing the old magic huh?
Got you some flowers.
No? Prefer chocolates?
Oh, this is exactly what I need.
It's perfect.
The single petal of a flower.
It is complete.
Magic cauldron, tell me your secrets.
A girl. A baby girl... I'm so happy.
Darling, look.
Wooo.
Think she'll like cars and football?
This dress is so tight.
Come on.
Urgh, it used to fit.
Maybe tv will cheer me up.
This dress is slimming.
Yeah, maybe for you.
Now for you pregnant ladies...
That is beautiful. I need it.
You'll turn heads no matter where you go.
Hey.
Me?
I want it.
This one? It'll cost you.
Fine.
Will this do?
Of course.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Oooh.
Thanks.
Awww my baby bump looks gorgeous.
It suits you, you have amazing taste.
I want those ones too.
These?
Yeah, I'll take them all.
It's your money.
Oh, this is great. I love shopping.
Keep them coming.
I should treat myself more often.
So many pretty dresses.
Wow.
See you next time.
I'm not sure these are a great fit, but they'll do.
How do I look? Like I'm heavily pregnant.
Come on now, cover my belly.
Grrrr!
Urgh, maybe I can pretend is a crop top. Who am I kidding?
Seriously? Does anything fit?
Just let one thing look good on me, please!
Hey, you good?
What's in the news today?
Stupid clothes... Hmmmm, that looks comfortable.
Did you say something?
I have an idea. Give me that.
Ah, that's better. This colour suits me.
How small is this shirt? I need to go on a diet.
Rich or broke, it doesn't matter, all the baby needs is love. But a lot of cash would make life easier.
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