Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Google feud
I was just playing Would You Rather, and I realize that it's been a while since I've played all of these types of browser-y
type games and Google feud was one of my favorite ones, because it was really fun to do the last time I did it
Even though I'm not good at it. I'm not good at actually guessing
what's supposed to be in there, cuz I always go for the funny answers rather than the
Thing that I'm supposed to think, is that how
stupid, can the internet be
The answer is very and I still can't get it right. I'm too smart for my own good
Uhm, so what are we gonna
do first we always we can pick between culture, people, names, and questions. Names is always a boring one because it's like Peter. It's like
"Dinklage". Yeah, you got one! I don't want that one um. Let's go with questions, to start off. How old in...
What? I kind of forget how this game works. "How old in", years?
op- (laughs)
I read it as "how old in..."
oh i'm already off to a stupid start oh
My fued isn't with Google, it's with my own brain and eyeballs. I'm too smart for my own good. "How to hold in"
How to hold in your belly?
What? How to hold in water?
How to hold in laughter, your poop, your pee, pee, tears, farts, a fart,
Diarrhea, a wee, your sperm. Oh my fucking god
If I do and everyone to know where the jacksepticeye channel is just play them that clip of me reading down all the answers
Well that went fucking terribly. Okay, questions again. "Can I perform my own" birth?
Come on why not? Can I perform my own vasectomy. Can they prefer my own
Circumcision. I just realized I've never had to spell out circumcision before
Haha, it's there!
Number six, woo
nasty
if you're able to perform your own circumcision it means that you're
Sentient enough to know that that's gonna hurt like hell
Um, unless you take a big shot of brandy beforehand. Um, how to perform my own
wedding
Yes! Wait, what's the top one?
Funeral.
No, why would that be there? How to perform my own for my own funeral ah
Think like the Internet, think dumb. "Can I preform my own"
Concert? What?! Can I perform my own home inspection?
Can I perform my own labiaplasty. My own title search, my own membrane sweep?
Can I perform my own nikah?
I am so glad that I got this wrong, because of, what. Can I perform my own abortion. I should have thought of that
Come on Jack, you're smarter than this, actually no you're dumber than this, remember. We're trying to think stupid. "How does one become a?"
master of disaster. No. "How does one become a",
Superhero
Fuck. How does one become a priest?
How does one become a clown
Damn it!
How does one become a citizen. Ah, go away with your boring answers. I like my answers better. "Is it safe to eat raw",
The answers usually no
um, but chicken
What?!
No one out there on Google is searching if it's safe to eat raw chicken. I thought that would be the first one. Fish.
Course fish is gonna be there, cuz everyones gotta be wondering about sushi. Wait. What the hell are you guys talking?
Steak? Flesh, testicles. Oh you're not gonna have specific types of fish, are you? Shrimp.
No, this is if you eat raw eggs, salmon. They're your potatoes, cookie dough, mushroom. What?
Bacon, meat, ah come on, I had steak! My brain was in the right place. It just didn't find place to park
Garlic, and honey. It's a, wha-.
Why are people searching this? Okay, let's move off and let's try culture. "McDonalds versus" Wendy's
"McDonalds versus",
Burger King?
Wait, give me three answers
This is, this is completely different than what it's supposed to be
Um, no answers 'McDonald's versus Wendy's'. You know why? Cuz Wendy's wins.
Um.
McDonald's versus
These probably very American based, and I - In-N-Out?
No. Um,
Five Guys? Subway!
Yes
KFC. Yes. I'm trying to think of the ones that are here in Brighton um
Subway, KFC
Domino, but that's pizza, I don't think any of you searching for pizza.
Oh, this is the most I've gotten so far and I feel so good about it.
McDonald's vs.. The world
five guys
Damn it
McDonald's versus Chick-fil-A. Jamie Oliver
liebeck...and a&w
I don't know what a&w is, or liebeck is. Pizzahut, there had to be a pizza one in there. "Cars are too",
big
small, awww
Cars are too expensive
There we go
cars are too expensive in Australia
It must be impossible, to get all ten answers in something like this, unless it's a very generic thing
But having it be expensive and then expensive in Australia. I think they should just have one expensive
Cars are too
(sighs) Cars are too.
Cars are too...
People are, and cars are too
Cars are too smart
Cars are too big to have sex in
ha, of course
Cars are too complicated,
complex, mainstream, dangerous, fast
Cars are not too fast - people driving them are
Let's like saying guns are too
dangerous
It's like, they're supposed to be, that's the way they're designed. "How to tie a" tie
You better be the top answer
It's not even an answer. What are you doing to me game? How to tie a
Knot
How to tie a
uhh. how to tie, how to tie a game of football
how to tie a scarf, a bowtie, I put in tie and you didn't give it to me
a windsor knot is in a tie.
A bow tie! C'mon!
How to tie a hook to flurocarbon
Well of course I didn't get that one. Oh, no.
"I cheated on my girlfriend with" this could be anybody anything.
A cactus, a ghost! Cheated on my girlfriend with the Denver Bronco's
Her, I feel like I got this one
Yes
cheated on my girlfriend with
Uh, my sister. Oh no no god, no
Okay, Jack. There's funny, and then there's just fucked up
You need to, you need to start thinking about the middle man in there, before you start blurting out the answers to try and make
a joke, uhm..
I cheated on my girlfriend with...
her mom?
No!
Oh, scandal!
Cheated on my girlfriend with, I like, it's this time now where I'm like yeah, that is how I would have spelled it
But I just realized I've never had to write down the word colleague before
Damn, it. It's not even there make me look stupid, her boss
Who would you be cheating on your girlfriend with? With a stranger?
Dang it. My ex, a guy, a boy, my friend, a man,
A Prostitute. I shoulda yeah, you can think of that Jack. Her cousin and a co-worker
That's the! Fuck.
That is the fuck.
I guessed 'colleague' and not 'co-worker' that was the regular way of saying that. Where do I buy a gun?
Where do I buy a baby? Where do I buy a license to kill? Where do I buy boat?
Where do I buy?
A year subscription to spider-man costumes. I need to stop saying things. Where do I buy a dog?
Yes! Where do I buy a cat?
Fucking cats are letting me down. Where do I buy a fire stick?
Do you mean like the Amazon fire stick and not an actual like
Stick on fire? Because you're the probably just go into nature and buy a lighter and like to fix your problem.
We're buying a keg, a hoverboard? I have some bad news for you.
Where do I buy Pokemon Go Plus? Where do I buy a Trump sign?
I don't understand the internet. Wait, then at the bottom it says 'push Trump off a cliff again'.
What the hell is this?
Is this just a game where I push Trump off a cliff?
(laughs) what?
19 million 33,000 and 82 and counting people have jumped Trump off a cliff
And I helped.
haha, bye.
(laughs)
What is this?
Oh my gosh you can pick the background.
I hope if I ever fall into a volcano, that's the sound I make.
Just go "lalalala"
Oh, this one's good
Wait and you're selling
$20 hats
of parodies of make America great again that just say 'push Trump off a cliff'
If you bought one of these hats
What is wrong with you?
My feet smell like ass
Uh, cheese
Um...
My feet smell like feet. My feet smell like my feet
My feet smell like your mom. No. My feet smell like a dead body
How is that one not there? My feet smell like weed
Just smoke on those toes, baby
Brings a whole new meaning to 'toe-kin' some ganja, huh?
Oh, I need to be stopped. My feet smell like cat pee. My feet smell like poop?!
Maybe stop stepping in piss and shit. Okay last one. "Is it healthy to eat"
Meat. Is it healthy to eat...
Feet! This is it, no, I need to, I need to think seriously about this. "Is it healthy to eat" a baby!
Why do I always go to baby?
Cheese.
Mushrooms
Is it healthy to eat liver during pregnancy? Well? I'm not gonna get that one am I?
No, one is ever just gonna guess that one
unless you're pregnant. That's something that's prevalent on your mind
Is it healthy to eat banana every day?
See, it's not even good English. Is it healthy to eat banana every day? Is it healthy to eat eggs everyday?
Is it healthy to eat sperm.
Is it healthy to eat boogers?
I'm done. I'm done. I'm gone. No. There is no hope left in humanity
And in this video on Google feud I did
Abysmally like I always do but you know what it's not about the correct answer
It's about the journey and we did also get to play a really
Silly Trump game jumping off a cliff, so there is that to go along with that?
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
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Thank you guys and i will see you all dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
Hehe, Bye