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Right, have you guys gone toilet?
Um, no.
No.
Road trip! Road trip!
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Helping you make the most of your Kiwi summer
Road tri...
Sorry, I'm excited. Road trip. Just slipped there. I'm okay.
Not only does the AA give you peace of
mind with like road service call-outs they also help you save a few bucks
along the way, which means more money for...
How to MUM: Coffee!
No pies. More money for pies.
Right you good? We good? High five!?
BABY: Gibberish
High five?
Right. Let's go. We're going. We're going. ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
Tip number one, always plan your trip around bad traffic.
Traffic! We're in traffic.
But you know if you just sing you can get through it...
SINGING: Aaaaaaa
Eeeeee
Iiiiii
Oooooo
Uuuuu
Nala, no you need to work on that mate. It's A, E, I...not just A, A, A
NALA: Eeee.
That's it.
Tip number two.... yes you're gonna have to join in with all the singing along with the kids.
Um just accept it okay.
KIDS SINGING: Round and round, round and round...
KIDS SINGING AGAIN: Little star
Right and today we're heading to the Coromandel Peninsula
We're going to be staying in Whitianga for the night
We could probably like insert a fancy map shot.
Right, anyone see a yellow car?
We play yellow car. Don't know what game you play but it's a game that you play the
entire drive. You see a yellow car, you yell out yellow car, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Tip number three, play yellow car. Seriously, like this can keep
the kids entertained for an entire drive.
Sometimes.
Okay 50/50...
Okay 20 percent of the time.
Who did that one!?
Just saved some money on gas thanks to my AA card, ay, ay?
Ay? Do you get it? AA.
Who needs to go toilet!
Tip number four. This is gonna happen, a lot.
KID: Me!
We just, we only just got back in the... we've just gone toilet.
Are you good to pee in a bush? I can see a bush.
Last high five, you went toilet?
KID: No.
How to MUM: You'd think we need to stop for the kids but we're stopping for him.
KIDS SINGING: The song that doesn't end...
KID: My turn, eye spy with my little eye....
**GENERIC NOISY MOMENTS FROM KIDS
Hey hey, right, I know a game we could play. It's called, who can be the quitest for the longest time.
BABY: Eeeee!
SINGING: Da, da, da, bom bom
SINGING: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' what!
Right an important note is a driver swap.
Bit of a tip you know, keeps you fresh, keeps you energetic...
Um, also means that I can now do
the camera work because my new camera person, I'm just not sure if she's doing a..... you're doing good
Who want an ice cream?
TWO THIRDS OF THE KIDS: Me!!!!!
LAST THIRD: Me!
Tip number five, keep the kids happy.
Okay, that's like your number one goal here. You know, you're in like a confined space...
Wanna lick?
Okay come over here, family photo.
Say road trip! FAMILY: Road trip!
How to MUM: Road trip.
Yay! We're here. But all the kids are asleep so I can't yell it out or anything but we're here!
Um, tip number... I forget what number I'm up to, get checked into your accommodation as fast as possible
You want to get out there exploring and even if the kids are asleep just wake the kids up
and probably not the best idea to let the baby help you know do the bags.
Quite slow to be honest.
No you've got to put it onto the wheels, you've got to...
Flip the bag onto the...
No you're just dragging it.
That's it.
Um, and where'd we find and book this amazing accommodation?
Through the AA.
Ay?
I've done that gag. She didn't find it...I'll stop with that one.
HOT HOT HOT
I got it! I got it.
Tip number...ten? Be a big kid. Get involved with the kids, run around, be an idiot.
Yeah your body's probably gonna hurt the next day but...
it's all worth it right?
Go!
Alright Mum's turn. You pull...
Hey, no! Sunscreen, sunscreen!
Yesssss!
Nooo.
BABY: Hi.
Are you fixing that are ya?
Jandal toss! Miss.
Damn it.
Day two, just on a morning run. No I'm not, I'm just taking my kids to the beach
Up with Dad.
All the kids slept like a log. How to MUM did, bit of snoring from her.
You can tell I slept well, due to my 'I slept well' hair.
Ah, today we're gonna look around the shops and then we'll have to pack up and head home
the sad fact to any road trip journey...
*KIDS SINGING IN BACKGROUND
Right, awesome night in Whitianga and now it's the drive home...
KIDS SINGING: This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend. This is the song that doesn't end...
*KIDS STILL SINGING
KIDS SINGING: Yes it goes on...
Yip. Cool. Thanks AA. Road trip done.
KIDS SINGING: The song that doesn't end.
That song just it never ended.
KIDS SINGING: This is the song!