[music playing]
♪ The winner takes all ♪
♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪
♪ The last one to fall ♪
♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪
♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪
♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪
♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪
♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪
♪ And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight ♪
♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪
♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪
[crowd mumbling]
People, people, settle down.
Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
- Do instruments of torture count? - No.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horseradish is not an instrument, either.
That's fine. No one has any experience.
Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.
[laughing]
All of you...
[laughing]
When do we get the free food?
Okay, try to repeat after me.
[clarinet playing]
Brass section, go.
[brass instruments playing]
Good. Now the wind.
[brass instruments playing]
And the drums.
[blowing]
Too bad that didn't kill me.
Let's just try stepping in rhythm.
Now, I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
ls this the part where we start kicking?
No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Kicking?!
Oh, I want to do some kicking!
[grunting]
Why, you...!
Why, I ought to...!
[yelling]
[bellowing]
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan,
you left your lights on.
[horn blowing notes]
[long note blowing]
Okay, that's perfect, everybody.
Bubble Bowl, here we come.
Flag twirlers, really spin those things.
Okay, turn.
Flag twirlers, let's go.
I want to see some spinning.
Flag twirlers, let's move!
Come on! Move!
[exploding]
[trumpet playing]
How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
It's tremendous.
You want to see?
[inhales deeply]
[note playing]
[notes playing]
[panting]
[note playing]
Well, this is our last night together before the show.
And I know that you haven't improved since we began.
But I have a theory.
People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?
Correct!
So if we play loud, people might think we're good.
Everybody ready?
And a-one and a-two
and a-one, two, three, four!
[loud blast of music]
Okay, new theory.
Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.