I'm sitting in the sickness.
You're sitting in the sickness right now.
We didn't even get a chance to wipe it down or anything.
That's fine.
I'm a strong man.
Oh, no.
What are you doing here, by the way?
They told me to sit with you.
Oh, OK.
Are you-- are we going to do something nice for someone?
Yeah, we are.
OK, I thought I wanted to be a part of it.
OK, well then let's do it.
(SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year,
with the kids jingle belling and everyone
telling you be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap, happiest season of all,
with those holiday greetings and--
Day 11 is all about music.
I love your Netflix and that stand-up special
and all of your songs.
And since you're helping me with 12 Days today,
I thought you could play guitar.
You could hold it awkwardly.
Or you can sing your bits, whatever you want.
Oh, really?
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
This first gift really jingles my bells.
So I'm going to jingle this bell while you tell us
about this next gift.
OK, Ellen.
OK.
If you don't have Spotify, you're really
missing out on Spotify Wrapped.
They take everything you've listened to all year long like
songs, albums, artists, podcasts, plus the artists
you streamed the most throughout the decade, and--
[PLAYING GUITAR]
Some of their top wrapped artists you see here
are Billie Eilish, Post Malone, Camila Cabello.
You can all find out your most-listened-to songs
and artists at Spotify.com with two years of Spotify Premium.
All right, as cool as Spotify is,
not everyone can agree on what to listen to all the time,
like this cowbell.
Ah.
[CLANG]
I think it sounds great.
And I'm going to play it while you sing about this gift.
[CLANG]
OK.
[PLAYING GUITAR]
OK, so Apple AirPods are the easiest and most popular ear
buds on the market.
And the Apple store sells an amazing case
that's called the Catalyst that will keep your AirPods safe
all day.
It is stylish.
And it's also the only waterproof and drop proof
case available!
Along with a Catalyst Case, you're
all getting Apple AirPods.
Whoa!
We're making beautiful music together.
Adam, why don't you tell us about one
of the greatest bands in history while I don't play bongos?
Nope.
The Beatles.
Does it-- you don't want them?
Yeah, OK.
So The Beatles are celebrating their best-selling studio
album, Abbey Road.
That was a great one, Ellen.
Yes.
Yes, with a vinyl box set that features 40 songs all
remastered to perfection on three LPs, plus amazing session
recordings and demos.
But Adam, you can't listen to vinyl
if you don't have a turntable.
That's true, Ellen.
Victrola Turntables have a modern, beautifully crafted
acrylic player that has 40-watt rechargable batteries that
can also stream music from your smartphone.
You're all getting an Abbey Road box set and the Victrola stereo
system.
Whoa!
Adam, can you take this one?
I want to practice my ukulele.
Oh, God.
I'll take my time and hear you play a little.
Let's-- OK.
So Ellen, if you've ever wanted to--
if you ever wanted to learn to play guitar--
[PLAYING GUITAR]
--you're going to love this next gift.
You're going to love it.
It's a Fender Play.
Fender Play is the complete learning app
for guitar, bass, and the uke.
You can learn to play your favorite songs in minutes.
Along with a year of Fender Play,
you're all getting this Fender guitar.
Well, the JBL Partybox 100 is the essential speaker
to take your party to the next level.
It's a portable blue boo--
I'm sorry.
It's a portable Bluetooth speaker
with a built-in light show and JBL signature sound.
You're all getting the $400 JBL Partybox.
Find out where you're going to party when we come back!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So this has been a big day, Adam.
I could use a break somewhere chill, somewhere romantic.
You know what?
I have just the thing.
This-- I have just, honestly, this incredible resort.
Honestly?
Oh, honestly.
You got to listen to me.
This resort offers a modern take on the country's hospitality
with a cozy atmosphere, sophisticated amenities--
Do they have a Sky Deck featuring an infinity pool?
Damn straight they do, Ellen.
You know what else they have?
Award winning restaurants--
What?
Yes.
A relaxing spa.
I'm like--
Yes?
What?
It's a spa and it's relaxing?
A spacious, modern guest room.
And listen--
Just one guest room?
A bunch of them.
OK.
A bunch of spacious-- and they're so spacious.
And listen to this, Ellen.
I'm listening.
The Caribbean Life magazine, they just [INAUDIBLE]
in the Caribbean!
You're all getting a six-day, five-night stay
at the S Hotel Jamaica, man!
(SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year,
with the kids jingle belling and everyone
telling you be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful--
Today's gifts are worth over $5,000.
I want to thank Adam Sandler, Billy Crudup.
See you tomorrow.
Be kind to one another.
Bye-bye.
(SINGING) --greatest season of all,
with those holiday greetings and gay, happy meetings--
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.
Ah!
Oh [BEEP]!
God!
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