Dude, why are you rubbing my boyfriend?
I just I spilled coffee on--
Get away from him.
This is my mean sister and her rude friend.
Hey! Do not call me her friend!
Well, whoever these señoritas may be, you are both muy pretty!
- Thank you. - Gracias.
We're just visiting.
Listen, we're about to film our next scene.
Would you like to be in the show with Trina?
Why her?!
Thank you, but I'd really rather not be...
Remember the deal with Sikowitz?
- I don't want-- - You have to do it.
♪ Someday I'll let you in ♪
♪ Treat you right Drive you out of your mind ♪
♪ You never met a chick like me ♪
♪ Burn so bright I'm gonna make you blind ♪
♪ Always want what you can't have ♪
♪ Is it so bad if you don't get What you wanted? ♪
♪ Make you feel good As I whip you into shape ♪
♪ Yeah, boy, let's get it started ♪
♪ Give it up, you can't win ♪
♪ 'Cause I know where you've been ♪
♪ Such a shame you don't put up a fight ♪
♪ That's a game that we play At the end of the night ♪
♪ It's the same old story But you never get it right ♪
♪ Give it up ♪
♪ Louder! Louder! ♪
♪ Louder! ♪
♪ Harder! Harder! ♪
♪ You scream at me I'll scream at you ♪
♪ Louder, l-l-l-l-louder ♪
♪ I'm dangerous I'm warning you ♪
♪ But you're not afraid of me ♪
♪ And I can't convince you ♪
♪ And I don't have to ♪
♪ I think you know me ♪
Tori told me to get you a dog.
Dude!
Okay.
It was kind of my idea, but I didn't think the dog would bug out like that.
I just wanted you to have a dog
because I know you've talked about getting one ever since I met you
and I thought that maybe--
You love me again.
Who said I've stopped?
I've missed you.
So what are you gonna do about it?
[crowd cheering]
Yeah! Go Beck!
Get it, baby!
What's the prob?
Dawg?
Wait, I'm sorry, did you just say no?
I...
'Cause I think if Sikowitz were here, he might say,
"Oh! Someone sounds like a negative Nancy!"
So, one more time, can I have 20 dollars?
[sighs]
Come on, give it to me.
Thanks.
Hey, you girls are pretty. Maybe--
- All right, you know what? - Tell me what.
No, no! Don't tell him what!
- We're done! - Jade!
So you're breaking up with me?
No, no, no, no, no. She's not.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, she is.
You're being ridiculous!
What do you care? I'm not your girlfriend anymore!
If I get to ten and you're not out there, I'm going home.
And we're over.
One...
I would never fight with you.
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
- Six... - Ya!
Trina!
Come on! Just let me have a chance!
Get off me!
No!
I'm a really fun girl!
- No you're not! - And so good looking!
What are you doing? Stop, stop!
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
Okay. Well, then it shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money.
You'd really find me someone to put up the money to produce my play?
- I meant that... - Hey!
Did she not say,
"It shouldn't be that hard to find someone to put up the money."
I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Moose, my goodness!
I certainly do enjoy a fun game of hockey!
Okay. At home.
Big news...
And action!
Hey, babe, how was work today?
Uh, I got fired.
- Ugh! - Again?
It's OK! I have great news that will cheer up this whole family!
- What is it? - Tell us!
I went to the animal shelter...
and got us...
a dog!
All my friends got cars for their 16th birthday!
This conversation is over!
Dad! Don't walk away from me!
Daddy!
- Sikowitz... - This is ridiculous.
My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a filthy lie.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm a serious musician.
I don't know how to ride a little kiddy song.
Why did we say we'd do this?
It'll be fun!
Yeah! It's so fun to put on humiliating costumes
and dance around like idiots for sticky little 3-year-olds!
Four-year-olds. And my mom grew those flowers in her garden!
They're lovely.
And look, these are the actual scissors from the movie.
Oh, my God! That is so cool!
I gave her those.
Yeah, look how sharp they are!
My Moose flowers!