AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, SPAT CHAT.
SPAT CHAT.
THE GREAT PART ABOUT PLAYING A GAME LIKE HALO 5: GUARDIANS
ONLINE IS YOU GET TO COMPETE AGAINST REAL PEOPLE.
♪ ♪ (GUNFIRE)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) YEAH.
(FUNCHES WHOOPS) THAT-THAT WAS ME DOING ALL THAT
[BLEEP].
UH...
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES YOUR OPPONENT TRIES TO THROW YOUR
GAME OFF BY GIVING YOU BAD ADVICE OR QUESTIONING YOUR
MOTHER'S MORAL CHARACTER.
SO, COMEDIANS, STRAP ON YOUR HALO HEADSETS AND SAY SOME
THINGS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR WHILE PLAYING "HALO 5:
GUARDIANS" ONLINE.
I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
AND BEGIN.
(BELL DINGS) FUNCHES.
>> (WHOOPS) UH, WHILE WE'RE DONE PLAYIN', I ACTUALLY JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW, THIS IS HILLARY CLINTON AND I JUST WANTED TO
KNOW WHO YOU WERE GONNA VOTE FOR.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(BELL DINGS) STEVE.
>> I FARTED SO BAD YOUR EARS WILL SMELL IT IN THREE, TWO...
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(BELL DINGS) BRIAN POSEHN.
>> HEY, IT'S ME, THE GUY THAT JUST BEAT YOU.
I WAS BORN IN 2003.
>> HARDWICK: POINTS.
(BELL DINGS) BRIAN POSEHN AGAIN.
>> SIR, THIS IS THE POLICE.
THE ASS-KICKING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
>> HARDWICK: UH, POINTS.
(BELL DINGS) STEVE.
>> IT'S YOUR FATHER.
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.
ALSO, NO SPAWN CAMPING.
(BUZZER SOUNDS) >> HARDWICK: POINTS.