Mmm.
Well, Mr. Squidward, feeling better after your sick day?
You might say that.
[gasps]
[gasping]
He's glorious.
That's right! I used to be sick of everything,
but I am not sick anymore.
I've been plagued by toxins and stress,
built up over the years at this job.
But SpongeBob washed those away.
[gasping]
[glow sound]
Now, who wants to order?
[laughs]
Hey, cool crowd, what's shaking?
[laugh]
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hipsters, it's groovy, cats. Oh I can dig it.
[melting]
[shoe grinding]
Oh, welcome, man.
You're the coolest customer we've ever had.
Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy.
[pinching cheek]
Can I seat you at the coolest table?
No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat.
Oh, there he is. Hey, Squideroonie!
Waaah!
[struggling]
Thank you, plankton.
This is truly a date to remember.
Well, my love, you haven't seen anything yet.
For you, my love.
Oh, Ray Ray!
[laughs and sniffs]
That's right, baby.
Ray Ray is at your service.
[shines teeth]
Ray Ray, you've got my cooling fans running on high.
[laugh] Get over here and give me some sugar!
[blowing kisses]
Huh?
[yawns]
What a long day.
[blowing kisses]
[heavenly music]
Uh...eh...ehh! Ahhh! I can't take it!
What is it?, Plankton.
Hold that thought baby. I've forgot something down here.
I'll be right back.
[clarinet playing]
[inhales]
[exhales]
[grunting]
[clinking]
Mmm...Aha!
[blowing kisses]
[playing clarinet]
Culture lovers, welcome to the Classy Kiosk!
I am squid-tacular!
And this is my protégé, Patrick Hanna.
He told me everything I blow.
[playing out-of-tune]
[swallow]
and now get ready to feel the arts.
[splashing brushes]
[grunting]
[splashing paint]
[crowd cheering]
[coins]
What?
Hey, watch me, everyone!
I will now be dazzled your dazzlers
with interpretive dance.
[babbling]
My turn!
[babbling]
[crowd clapping]
Who knew that Patrick could dance like an angel?
[laughs]
Bravo, bravo!
Oh, Mr. Krabs, you dropped this.
[chuckle]
Don't be a slack-o, where slacks.
I know.
Okay!
How I look?
Excuse me, sir,
I was just talking to a little baby schoolboy
a second ago about yay high and--
[stutters]
It's you! I didn't recognize you with your mature
grown-up long pants.
You're pulling my leg, mister. I don't look like a man! Do I?
Hey, man!
He called me a man!
And my knees are a perfect 72 degrees!
[winks]
[whistling]
[crowd gasping]
[squeaking pants]
[crowd gasping]
Is that my daddy?
I wish.
You're all set. Come on, Patrick!
[seductive music]
Hi SpongeBob, and hello lady.
The disguise is working, Patrick.
I mean Patricia.
[laughs]
SpongeBob, you never told me you had a girlfriend.
Oh, I'm not his girlfriend I am Pa...
Patricia...Patricia!
[nervous laugh]
Bro, your girlfriend is not ugly.
[chuckles]
Actually, Larry, she's not my girlfriend.
- She's just a -- - It's cool, buddy,
you don't have to explain your girl to me.
But she's not my girlfriend.
I don't know why you're standing here talking to me
when you could be talking to your girlfriend.
Come on, Patricia.
Good-bye.
Congratulations on the new girlfriend, dude.
[soaking in water]
[blowing bubble]
Thank you, Warden. I feel like a new bubble.
[laugh]
Remember, Bubble. Keep it clean or you'll get mea.
Whoo!
Thank you, Warden.
I promise I won't let you down.
[laugh]
Here is the address of your new job.
[swallowing]
[venting]
I'll make you proud, Warden.
Stay clean or you'll get mean.
A new life. No more dirt, and no more wrong turns.
[smash]
[peeling off from wall]
The Krusty Krab.
This must be the place.
Oh! Oh, my Neptune.
[angry customers]
[smashing and cracking]
Oh, that's going to come out of my paycheck.
My legs!
I'm okay!
Slightly less okay!
SpongeBob!
[tearing down wall]
Yeah?
Why do you go? You've been working out.
Yeah. I hope you got some glue for me because I am ripped!
Oh, I'm late for the gym!
Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?
Yes! Anything, you meathead!
just go before you destroy the !
[running off]
When you worked here, the place had class.
Yeah. When this place had class.
[heavenly music]
[laughing]
Okay, let me just memori--
[slamming door]
[screaming]
Hey, I wasn't ready!
[slamming door]
Would you mind waiting 'til I--
[slamming door]
Hang on.
You're starting to look like your old self again.
[slamming door]
Nope. Still too handsome.
[slamming door]
It's still not working.
Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.
[slamming door]
Hang on a sec--
[slamming door]
Let me...
[slamming door]
[groaning]
[Heavenly music]
[scream]
Squidward, you're even more handsome now!
[crowd cheering]
And the crowd is in a frenzy.
Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess.
Now you have to get me out again.
I know, Squidward! I'll think of something!
Huh! I just need, I just need...
[In slow motion] Got me into...
Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
Squidward...
[laser gunshots]
Plankton?
That is my name!
[teeth glimmers]
Actually, I'm Karen's version of Plankton.
You know, how she'd like to see me?
[laughs]
Ooh, you have beautiful eye.
We'd better get moving.
[screaming]
Hey, yah!
Help, help!
There. There. You're safe now, little lady.
[maniacal laughter]
You fool! You fallen into my trap now your mine,
SpongeBob The Strong.
So we meet again, Krazyfish.
Bring it on.
With pleasure.
[cracking knuckles]
[grunting] So loud.
You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?
You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.
Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting.
Hey, that's cheating.
- No, it's not. - Yes, it's.
- It's not. - It's too.
Um, guys?
Anyway, your shoes are untied.
-It's not. -It's too.
Guys!
-It's not. -It's too.
The train!
Don't worry! I'm ready!
[tearing shirt]
Bring it on.
[screaming]
[horn sound]
Oh, good morning, Gare Bear.
[scissors cuts]
[towel rubbing]
[grunting]
Handsome. Okay, Gary.
Wait 'til Pearl gets an eyeful of this!
[doorbell ringing]
Hello?
[cranking]
What do you think, Pearl?
Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?
Well, at least no one will recognize you.
Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get through this dance
with my social status intact.
I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken,
and I want to dance...
I want to drink punch with my friends
and don't do that other thing we're always doing...
Uhh, Pearl, we've got to get back to the limo.
[claps] A limo! Why didn't you say so?
I love limousines!
Go easy on him, lassie! I can't afford to break in a new fry co!
I can't afford to break in a new fry cook!
[laughs]