>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, CAN WE
GET BACK TO BEYONCE FOR A
SECOND?
SPECIFICALLY, THE HOT SAUCE
THING.
I FOR ONE, DID NOT KNOW THAT
AFRICAN AMERICANS CARRYING
AROUND HOT SAUCE WAS A THING.
DR. KING NEVER MENTIONED IT IN
ANY OF HIS SPEECHES.
JON, JON, YOU'RE AN
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT SEVERAL
AFRICAN-AMERICANS THERE IN THE
BAND.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IS HOT SAUCE
REALLY A THING FOR BLACK PEOPLE?
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS.
>> DEFINITELY.
DEFINITELY.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
ESPECIALLY IN NEW ORLEANS.
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THAT,
YEAH.
>> THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM.
>> Stephen: I DO KNOW THIS.
SO PEOPLE JUST CARRY IT --
>> YEAH, IN A BAG.
THE TABASCO SAUCE, THE LOUISIANA
BRAND, THEY LOVE THAT.
>> Stephen: BUT THAT'S
SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE?
>> PROBABLY SO.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR
BLACK-SPLAINING THAT TO ME.
(LAUGHTER)
I FIRST LEARNED ABOUT IT LAST
WEEK WHEN HILLARY CLINTON
DROPPED BY THE BREAKFAST CLUB AT
HIP HOP AND R&B RADIO STATION
POWER 105.1.
>> WHAT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU
ALWAYS CARRY WITH YOU?
>> HOT SAUCE.
>> REALLY?
YEAH, YEAH.
>> ARE YOU GETTING IN FORMATION
RIGHT NOW?
HOT SAUCE.
HOT SAUCE IN MY BAG SWAG.
>> HOT SAUCE.
>> REALLY?
>> YES, YES.
>> I WANT YOU TO KNOW, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO SEE THIS AND SAY
SHE'S PANDERING TO BLACK PEOPLE.
>> OKAY?
IS IT WORKING?
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: NO, SERIOUSLY --
IS IT WORKING?
(LAUGHTER)
JUST KIDDING!
HA HA HA!
NO, ACTUALLY, JUST KIDDING.
IS IT WORKING?
KIDDING AGAIN.
WELL, I CAN PUT TO REST ONCE AND
FOR ALL WHETHER OR NOT HILLARY
WAS JUST MAKING THAT UP BECAUSE
I HAPPEN TO HAVE HILLARY
CLINTON'S PURSE HERE WITH ME.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW I GOT IT.
LET'S JUST SAY I STOLE IT.
INTERPRET THAT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
BUT YOU SHOULD INTERPRET THAT I
TOOK IT WHEN SHE WASN'T LOOKING.
LET ME TAKE A LOOK IN HERE.
OKAY.
AND I CAN REPORT THAT HILLARY
DOES CARRY AROUND HOT SAUCE.
THIS IS TRUE.
SHE DOES CARRY HOT SAUCE.
HOWEVER, IT'S NOT TO PANDER TO
AFRICAN AMERICANS, IT'S TO
PANDER TO BEYONCE.
TO PANDER TO AFRICAN AMERICANS,
SECRETARY CLINTON CARRIES AROUND
A PHOTO OF HER HUSBAND, WHICH
MIGHT ALSO BE WHY SHE CARRIES A
BASEBALL BAT.
(LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE)
BUT AS A SEASONED POLITICIAN,
HER PURSE IS PACKED WITH THINGS
TO PANDER TO EVERY VOTING
DEMOGRAPHIC.
FOR INSTANCE, HISPANIC VOTERS
DON'T RESPOND TO HOT SAUCE, BUT
THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR SHE
ALWAYS CARRIES A BOWL OF QUESO.
AND IF YOU'RE 18- TO 34-YEAR-OLD
WHITE COLLEGE GRADUATE, YOU'LL
BE HAPPY TO KNOW HILLARY NEVER
LEAVES HOME WITHOUT HER BERNIE
BUMPER STICKER.
(APPLAUSE)
RELIGIOUS JEWISH VOTERS MIGHT
LIKE TO KNOW SHE ALWAYS CARRIES
A PASSOVER MATZAH AND
HORSERADISH SANDWICH.
AND FOR LESS RELIGIOUS JEWISH
VOTERS, SHE CARRIES A B.L.T.
SO THERE'S SOMETHING FOR
EVERYONE.
OH, AND FOR ALL YOU VOTING MOMS
OUT THERE, YOU KNOW HILLARY
REALLY "GETS" YOU, BECAUSE HER
PURSE ALWAYS CONTAINS A
BABYYYYY!